Oldfame

yeah i couldn’t be trusted with a penis id get hard from the way the sun shines through the leaves and everyone would hate me

woah dude..... your hurt sound is vaguely sexual..... im trying to kill you but im. im getting a bit flustered

buying a different snack than usual at the store is one of the bravest and most dangerous things a girl can do

micro-dosing on therapy by smoking a blunt & listening to the tiny god inside my brain telling me to get a fucking grip

ACTUALLY being silly is one of the greatest joys of life. if you see me in the street meowing back at cats I see and kicking snow piles down know that I am living my best life.

i cant fucking take it anymore. (standing perfectly still, is not visibly stressed, appears normal)

When I say I have a priest kink I mean I want to be so sexy I turn a man away from god

Fuck you’re so right

"unreliable narrator" to you. i believe them

hello male writer. before you is a typewriter. you have one day to write a novella with a woman as the protagonist without describing her breasts. the timer begins now

telling job interviewers i work great under pressure knowing id kill myself

i enjoy the simple things in life like sleeping, daydreaming, ignoring reality, listening to music, being delusional, recklessly spending my cash, being a disappointment to my family and eating fruits

i hit rock bottom like every 5 hours

I actually reached enlightenment but it didnt help LOL

the reason people smoke is just so they have an excuse to put on a big coat and stand outside doing nothing else. a practice which is lost in todays digital era </3

Nine Inch Snails

you know a movie is going to FUCK when its 4pm on a thursday and it just you and four 70 year old women in the theatre