True love is:

butch4butch

having to explain to the tire guy that yes I did drive around with a unfixable nail in my tire with only 6 pounds of air at some point for an entire month because i didn't want to pay for a new one. i drove 6 hrs away from home and back with a flat and did not go broke on the side of the road because my car is super nice to me btw and he loves me

Hear me out

Made the car shop guy laugh a little because we realized I haven't changed my car's oil in 2 years

Arson is my little beastie and he will survive until the heat death of the universe

My car's name is Bloo because he's blue

yes that was the car i had before this one but in my defense that one wasn't my fault

having to explain to the tire guy that yes I did drive around with a unfixable nail in my tire with only 6 pounds of air at some point for an entire month because i didn't want to pay for a new one. i drove 6 hrs away from home and back with a flat and did not go broke on the side of the road because my car is super nice to me btw and he loves me

Hear me out

Made the car shop guy laugh a little because we realized I haven't changed my car's oil in 2 years

Arson is my little beastie and he will survive until the heat death of the universe

My car's name is Bloo because he's blue

yes that was the car i had before this one but in my defense that one wasn't my fault

Genuinely foul

Fun relationship dynamic

McCoy is still in love with his ex wife. Not in a I'd take you back kind of way, but in a we've spent years together, you held me when my father died, I staunched your bleeding when you cut your hand badly chopping carrots, you know what socks I prefer, I know why you hate you middle name kind of way. Hes the kind of ex husband who still says my wife instead of ex wife even though he fully grasps the ex part of it. Which is annoying for his ex wife, his ex wife's new partner, and for his partner. No one wins, but hey, he has a heart full of love

Now, he's dating Spock. And I think Spock breaks up with him regularly. Like, Spock feels like he's thinking about his boyf at work too much and his performance is down? Break up. Spock has a moment of panic on an away mission when McCoy is shot? Break up. Spock encounters another Vulcan and feels self conscious for having a crush? Break up.

This relationship only works because McCoy doesn't really mind if they're dating or not. He's still in love. This manifests as McCoy turning to Spock at the end of a mission briefing and saying, "I don't remember, are we dating right now? I want to kiss you." And Spock just thinking for a moment and going, "we are not dating at the moment, I broke up with you for your insulting published response to my paper on electromagnetic shielding. But we can commence dating now." And McCoy just goes, "that sounded like a long winded yes" and kisses him

While the rest of the crew just stand there looking confused at each other

@captain-kermit

Imagine Spock getting so accustomed to it that he tries to reignite the relationship sometimes too. And one time he goes up to McCoy after some conference and he's like "I am glad you've returned" and goes in for a kiss and McCoy's like "hell no, you broke up with me and you haven't returned any of my dozen god damned calls while I was away. I'm gonna be single a few more days." And poor Spock is stunned. Jim just sorta pats him awkwardly on the back

[ID: A Tweet by @ jpbrammer that says, "wild how art manages to get made at all. I have to clean my apartment so many times in life. never mind the times I have to walk somewhere. then, of course, I get hungry." / END OF ID]

young artist posting your work online, heed my warning. im holding your face so gently in my hands, you have to stop caring about numbers right now and start caring about making the weirdest and most self-indulgent art you possibly can

STOP listening to the demon of capitalism and START listening to the angel of hedonism, i love you i believe in you keep making what you love forever ok?

White USAmerican voice: global southerners are so mean 😭 don't they understand we deal with [thing that is also an issue in the global south]

To everyone reblogging this and saying how most times, the issue is even worse in the global south, I am kissing you with tongue

I've always heard you shouldn't make eye contact with animals, and that cats will like the person that ignores them, but that does not apply to Brioche.

the father

the son

and the holy spirit everybody

me walking into the grocery store to buy everything bagels

Hohoho! I like this post! If I made it i would have written ginger ale instead of everything bagels but that’s fine that you wanted to make a post about bagels instead of ginger ale this time around I get it

me going back to the grocery store because i forgot ginger ale

Hohoho! What a great post friend! I love the part about ginger ale!!!

people are way too comfortable being dismissive of children and teenagers. if a toddler comes up to you and starts explaining skibidi toilet lore or if a 13 year old asks you if you want to hear about their mha ocs you have to listen with utmost sincerity or at least pretend to. this is the only way you will get into heaven.

genuinely depressing how people will dismiss the interests kids have because all it does is make them retreat into shame and never want to talk to you about anything again

I just....I just learned that there's a word in the English language...for when you run into someone to hug them with all the enthusiasm and strength you have....I learned that it's called glomp.

My God, English has so many words to describe physical intimacy, I'm in love

Mis hermosas tumblrinas no dejen que un yanki les escriba mas de tres parrafos en sus posts defendiendo las barbaridades de su pais choto