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may i stand unshaken

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"You are a person. But like a person, you can be a weapon, too.” —
Nicodemus Bossier. Bounty Hunter. [closed for wickedsrest-rp]
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[pm] I'm no longer a working Medical Examiner, so unless you leave your colon to me specifically, I won't be able to see it.

[pm] Regan Kavanagh can have my fuckin’ colon is not somethin’ I’m puttin’ in my wi How’d that happen? You ask after one too many people’s innards or somethin’?

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[pm] I'm afraid I can no longer lay claim to your colon. Please make sure it ends up in good hands.

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[pm] Shit. Guess I’ll have to return this gift wrap I bought. Not that I wanted you to have it but, uh, you’ve been hankerin’ for it for awhile. What changed?

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Anonymous asked:

Do you have any immediate goals?

‘Spose it’s try to prevent the horde of children I know that have committed murder not get arrested for said fuckin’ murders. Think that’s a reasonable go

Jesus, they murder a l

Been considerin’ a midday nap here in the next minute or so. That’s pretty immediate, ain’t it?

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Good to know, good to know 😉 so you DO know how to knit!! I knew someone would!!! Yes yes I will knit you anything your heart desires !! As soon as I know how to! What colours of wool should I take along, what’s your favourite, oh boy this is magical!

I might know how to knit, yeah. Pretty, uh, jazzed about knittin’, huh? Don’t blame you, I guess. Kinda nice when you make your own giant fuckin’ blanket. Uhh. Black, green. Browns, I guess. A nice magenta. What about you?

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[pm] Blanche Harlow, that's who. She sent me one of those stupid glitter bombs. Make sure you watch out for Dundee? He keeps trying to lick it off the furniture.

[pm] Harlow. Color me fuckin’ surprised. I wouldn’t worry about Dundee with the shit I’ve seen him eat whole and sometimes alive, what the fu. Why is she glitter bombin’ you?

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So what you're saying is a sunday morning is the best time to visit you? That's what I heard 😉

Hell, I ‘spose that is what that means. That when I’m supposed to teach you how to knit and we make each other shit?

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Anonymous asked:

What makes you feel truly alone?

I dunno, Sunday mornings? Y’know, there’s this assumption that alone is a bad fuckin’ thing to be. It ain’t. Dependin’ on the day, sometimes your own company is better than others and you just wanna be by yourself. It is what it is.

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