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@dartagnan09

INFP. Hufflepuff. Virgo. Massage Therapist. Uber-nerd. I write shitty fanfiction and every now and then say something funny. Requests for one-shots and ships are OPEN! I'm currently writing for Star Wars, Criminal Minds, and The Flash, but will try my hand at anything I'm familiar with, so it never hurts to ask!
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Ressources for DND Newbies

All image formats will be in the For DND Newbies tag.

All PDF formats are downloadable from google drive.

If you find these useful, please share them with your friends and don't hesitate to let me know if there are things that could use some clarifying. Have fun!

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Continuing the classes cheat sheets with Clerics, Druids, Fighters and Monks! All ressources for newbies (including a link to PDF versions) are now linked in a pinned post at the top of my blog.

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prokopetz

I think my biggest “huh” moment with respect to gender roles is when it was pointed out to me that your typical “geek” is just as hypermasculine as your typical “jock” when you look at it from the right angle.

As male geeks, a great deal of our identity is built on the notion that male geeks are, in some sense, gender-nonconformant, insofar as we’re unwilling or unable to live up to certain physical ideals about what a man “should” be. Indeed, many of us take pride in how putatively unmanly we are.

Viewed from an historical perspective, however, the virtues of the ideal geek are essentially those of the ideal aristocrat: a cultured polymath with expertise in a vast array of subjects; rarefied or eccentric taste in food, clothing, music, etc.; identity politics that revolve around one’s hobbies or pastimes; open disdain for physical labour and those who perform it; a sense of natural entitlement to positions of authority (“you should be flipping my burgers!”); and so forth.

And the thing about that aristocratic ideal? It’s intensely masculine. It may seem more welcoming to women on the surface, but - as recent events will readily illustrate - this is a facade: we pretend to be egalitarian because it suits our refined self-image, but that affectation falls away in a heartbeat when challenged.

Basically, the whole “geeks versus jocks” thing that gets drilled into us by media and the educational system isn’t about degrees of masculinity at all. It’s just two different flavours of the same toxic bullshit: the ideal geek is the alpha-male-as-philosopher-king, as opposed to the ideal jock’s alpha-male-as-warrior-king. It’s still a big dick-measuring contest - we’re just using different rulers.

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I know…

Hi everyone I know it’s a lot to ask and I know I got a lot of hate last time but I made it my goal to reach 500 followers before the end of March and I am so close only 50 away. I ask you to kindly reblog this post to help me out. I’d also like to announce I have a few stories coming out for the weekend.

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artactually

It's really not that hard to tell actors from their characters

Like, this is Loki

And this is Tom. They have different colored hair.

This is Castiel

And this is Misha. They wear different clothes.

This is Tony Stark

And this is Robert Downey Jr. They have different names.

Simple

Actually, don’t forget that Tony Stark is about half a foot taller. RDJ is a tiny tiny man and it’s hilarious.

This is Tony Stark

And this is Robert Downey Jr.

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monker4444

never clicked the reblog button as fast as this.

i died

This will never not be funny.

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Stressed Out // twenty one pilots

for him. // Troye Sivan

Death by Glamour

Putting The Dog To Sleep: The Antlers

Stuck in the Sound; Let’s Go

Mr. Highway’s Thinking About The End by A Day To Remember

Lone Digger | Caravan Palace

Guillotine | Jon Bellion

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ruffletea

Burnt Rice by: Shawn Wasabi + YDG (feat. YUNG GEMMY)

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le-poofe

All the Way | Jacksepticeye

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amtrax

Warlord by Mick Gordon

…M-MeGaLoVania.  Like, every remix I can find.

Johnny Boy // twenty øne pilots

Come Under the Covers // Walk the Moon

Toxic // Melaine Marteniez (Britney Spears Cover)

It’s Strange // Louis the Child

Perfect Man // BTS

Thoughts of a dying atheist // muse

Northern Downpour || Panic! at the Disco

Post Malone | White Iverson nothing special lol

Jet black heart // 5 seconds of summer

Pity Party // Melanie Martinez

Mischief managed // Oliver Boyd and the Remembralls

Cosby Sweater // Hilltop Hoods

Gangsta // Kehlani

Don’t hurt yourself // Beyonce

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dartagnan09

Be Myself Again, Eric Benét

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Writers Promo 💜

Hey, guys! ImagineDaily’s doing five months this week!  And, to celebrate the anniversary, here’s the first writers' shout-out from ImagineDaily!🎁

Let’s give a lot of love to these talented people!🎈

The second part will come with my next k.

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dartagnan09

I just saw that I was tagged in this! Thank you so much!

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sj0

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

Couldn’t risk it.

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justjengie

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

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Anonymous asked:

Hey, just wanted to say that I love your writing! But I also wanted to ask how you got your masterlist to work on mobile??

Thanks for taking the time to read my stuff!!

Here’s the thing: I’ve often heard writers being asked for a link to a mobile masterlist cuz their normal one doesn’t work on their phones, but I personally don’t really understand how/why that happens. 

This is the post I used to make my own Masterlist, but here is another post that is supposed to make a web and mobile-compatible master list.

I think it’s because of the way you link it in your bio? Maybe?? I don’t know. The second link explains how to link it properly.

I’m really stupid when it comes to computer stuff, so I really hope this helps. 

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dartagnan09

Ooh I needed this!!

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REBLOG IF YOU ARE A WRITER ON TUMBLR

IT DOES NOT MATTER WHAT KIND OF WRITER YOU ARE YOU CAN BE WRITING: POEMS, FANFICS, IDK NORMAL FICS, NOVELS, SHORT STORIES, IDK ANYTHING!! JUST REBLOG!!!

Source: eridansushi
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jackthebard

Just remember. There is no such thing as a fake geek girl. There are only fake geek boys. Science fiction was invented by a woman.

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sourcedumal

Specifically a teenage girl. You know, someone who would be a part of the demographic that some of these boys are violently rejecting.

Isaac Asimov.

yo mary shelley wrote frankenstein in 1818 and isaac asimov was born in 1920 so you kinda get my point

If you want to push it back even further Margaret Cavendish, the duchess of Newcastle (1623-1673) wrote The Blazing World in 1666, about a young woman who discovers a Utopian world that can only be accessed via the North Pole - oft credited as one of the first scifi novels

Women have always been at the forefront of literature, the first novel (what we would consider a novel in modern terms) was written by a woman (Lady Muraskai’s the Tale of Genji in the early 1000s) take your snide “Isaac Asimov” reblogs and stick it

even in terms of male scifi authors, asimov was predated by Jules Verne, HG Wells, George Orwell, you could have even cited Poe or Jonathan Swift has a case but Asimov?

PbbBFFTTBBBTBTTBBTBTTT so desperate to discredit the idea of Mary Shelly as the mother of modern science fiction you didn’t even do a frickin google search For Shame

And if you want to go back even further, the first named, identified author in history was Enheduanna of Akkad, a Sumerian high priestess.

Kinda funny, considering this Isaac Asimov quote on the subject:

Mary Shelley was the first to make use of a new finding of science which she advanced further to a logical extreme, and it is that which makes Frankenstein the first true science fiction story.
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deathcomes4u

Even Isaac Asimov ain’t having none of your shit, not even posthumously.

You know what else was invented by women? Masked vigilantes, the precursor to the modern superhero. Baroness Emma Orczy wrote The Scarlet Pimpernel in 1905. The character would later inspire better known masked vigilantes such as Zorro and Batman.

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bettieleetwo

Stick that in your international pipe and smoke it

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la-knight

I have literally been telling people this for over a year.

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athenadark

the first extended prose piece - ie a novel, was not, as many male scholars will shout, Don Quixote (1605) but The Tale of Genji (1008) written by a woman

The first autobiography ever written in English is also attributed to a woman, The Book of Margery Kempe (1430s).

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ladynorbert

The day may come when I find this post and do not reblog it, but it is not this day.

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