yeah uhhhhh

what split. it’s just him. did he cut himself in half

someone is fighting tooth and nail to keep christopher eccleston away from social media rn

im at a restaurant right now and there's this like 16 year old kid sitting at the table next to me completely alone with like 6 racks of ribs. hes eating like 1 rib every 10 seconds and the poor server who was assigned to him has to keep getting him new ribs. ive been here for an hour just watching this kid inhale ribs like he's gonna die the next day. he probably will given the amount of hot sauce he put on them

i cannot stress enough that this is a stick-thin teenage child sitting alone at a restaurant absolutely going to town on these ribs. this child is eating like hes trying to personally rid the world of ribs. i've been timing him, he orders a full other rack of ribs every 2 minutes. this is fucking insane i dont know what to do

thinking about whale falls

(inspired by the work of @catadromously )

"ooh you hate cops but who are you gonna call when you get robbed?" uhhhhh your moms house? a great tragedy has befallen me and i need to have sex immediately

Every time someone’s like “who are you gonna call when you get robbed?”

1. Know how I know you’ve never been robbed?

2. I am going to call my insurance company and file a claim, the only usefulness a cop has at this point is generating a report number for said insurance company to refer to

3. Seriously all a cop’s gonna do after establishing that the robber/burglar/whoever isn’t there anymore is say “what do you want me to do about it?” and leave

Also:

So, ya know.

new frank iero 2005

I...tried to make a meme and got carried away and made A Thing that is like partially unfinished because i spent like 3 hours on it and then got tired.

I think this is mostly scientifically accurate but truth be told, there seems to be relatively little research on succession in regards to lawns specifically (as opposed to like, pastures). I am not exaggerating how bad they are for biodiversity though—recent research has referred to them as "ecological deserts."

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Brianna Wiest, 101 essays that will change the way you think

how i feel deleting a personal post i made two minutes ago bc im a different person now

this is in the movie

depression is kicking my ass lately ngl

where's that post about the klingon therapist need to hear that rn

bout to go so feral over that alien build a bear idgaf i need it so bad

bruh lmfao

be careful. being a silly billy is a gateway drug to becoming a full blown funny bunny

Stranger Things S04E06: The Dive

I haven't edited any pictures yet but I just HAVE to post these real quick because I have never been able to capture a legible photo of this beaded piece and I am in TEARS