there's a galaxy in my mind and flowers at my feet

shoutout to the people in love, falling in love, or saying ‘i love you’ for the first time. i hope it’s everlasting and beautiful the rest of your days.

Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

spiderman is so fucking funny dude saves like an entire country and then he goes home at the end of the day and opens his fridge and hes got like 1 egg and a half empty can of arizona tea no matter how old he is or what comic hes from thats just how peter parker lives

i wont rest until i get a 5sos carpool karaoke 

@people: Can you please not mention Cole specifically under Lili’s poems? I know your mind goes there automatically (mine does too) but she specifically asked us not to interpret her poems. Squeal about it in private, with your tumblr friends or whatever, but not directly under her post.

It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-

Hermione ghost wrote this

luke singing ‘’want you back’’ in spanish is my new religion

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD

ME

Hiplet is a combination of Ballet and Hip-Hop, and it’s seriously STUNNING. Just watch dancers Camryn Taylor and Nia Lyons show off their truly impressive moves.

I love this

These women are amazingly talented and also my feet hurt in sympathy.

This is important hello (x)

Reblogging again for the fuckboy who ignored it the first time

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

*slow clap for australia* shit mates. Wow.

worth watching for the end

yo what tHE FUCK ¡

Interesting fact these two are playing but they are using play behaviors of their own species so they dont really “match up”!

Dog - is “bowing” and using open mouth “bites” as forms of play

“Play fight with me!”

Cat - is giving the little paw bats they use when playing with kittens

“Cute kittens get booped!”

They are both trying to engage the other in a playful way but not understanding the others responce.

The dog is like “you smack so no play? but not hard smack and no bad noise so not angry?”

The cat is like “why you jump around? open mouth but no chomp? no hiss so is okay?”

And then they sort of settle with a kind of communal grooming gesture they both understand!

Dog: no play? okay i lay… we calm now friend!

Cat: sad? no play? is ok i luv u weird kitten!

If restaurants were required to live stream their kitchens, cleanliness in the industry would skyrocket

Some of these pictures are of lava rock, and others are of smokers’ lungs—can you tell us how many of each? Even if you can’t, one thing is for certain. Cigarette smoking can harm nearly every organ in your body.

if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:

- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie

this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash

- rub the i sides with lemon after you’re done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin

It’s fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.

his favorite girl in his favorite jacket

that’s it. that’s all i have to say

Wanna write all day but thanks to @lessoleilscouchants and @sylwrites I’m a fucking mess so I’m just gonna eat my feelings and have chocolate cake for breakfast…..