making a fresh sorcerer character for dlc and of course i gotta stop and take screenshots when i get to my favourite viewpoint in the game
last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere
i wasn’t joking
this post has haunted me for like 3 years. every time i start to think i imagined it, it shows up on my dash again and then immediately disappears into the ether for another 17 months
"YOURE THE MURDERER! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! YOURE SUCH A BITCH! YOURE SUCH A FUCKING BITCH!"
Neil!!!
It's time
This is how all kittens behave. Also, this kitty is adorable.
This frame is KILLING ME
exo we are one saranghaja
For those that are going to miss the eclipse on Monday, I have created a simulation of what the eclipse will look like along the path of totality
Lae'zel joins the short hair crew
Me out here.
this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018
so this happened to me today
fucked up some bird tried to steal your car like that
He’s not stealing, he’s robin
(Clasping your shoulder gently)
You’re right. And he looks like a real tit doing it too
they should serve eggnog year round as a controversial milk
meant an alternative milk .
me and the family when the eggnog issue comes up
It’s uncomfortable how the cutting board and cabinets split the picture in halves.
It's meant to symbolize the division created by the eggnog
THIS is what you call committing to the bit
connected city