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When you love your best friend so much!  ( ´∀` ) ♥

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During school Jason would sometimes bring vodka in a water bottle. He would take a drink anytime a teacher said something that was racist, homophobic, or sexist.

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Anonymous asked:

Older (20somethings) Damijon?

batfam-headcanon-blog answered:
  • makes the bed in the mornings - Damian because Jon doesn’t care if the bed is made or not but Damian prefers it made. It makes him feel put together
  • has sole posession of the T.V. remote - Damian because he doesn’t trust Jon to not put on something that will make Damian angry (he likes to get a reaction from Damian)
  • stays up until 2am reading - Jon and then he denies he did it because he is a responsible boy
  • is the bigger cuddler - Damian loves to cuddle but pretends he doesn’t even though he almost always touching Jon in some way. Dick has called him out on this but Damian denies it even though him and Jon are holding hands
  • does the laundry -  Jon 
  • mows the lawn - Damian
  • is better at budgeting - Damian
  • instigates the sex (and who’s into the kinkier stuff) - Jon
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Anonymous asked:

The most Tim Drake thing I've done took place after an important show choir competition: I was so obessed with winning that I forgot to eat for the entire trip (four days) and only realized how hungry I was when I passed out on stage after recieving my "best soloist" award...

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Tim: I won though and that’s what matters :)Bruce, hoping god will one day answer his prayers and give him a stress-free life: no Tim

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Anonymous asked:

tim and damian get each other in secret santa for the batfamily christmas party and they accidentally get each other matching tshirts and wear them everywhere. damian got tim one that says 'Small Mood' and tim got damian one that says 'Big Mood'. someone pls draw this and complete my life

swanqueenfeathers answered:

if someone draws this I will die for u I’m fkdkfjdj

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Because I still haven’t told my beautiful internet friends in person that I love them yet.

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peachyblkdemonslayer asked:

Bruce x Clark

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batfam-headcanon-blog answered:
  • makes the bed in the mornings - Alfred does because Clark wakes up early to make breakfast and read the paper (because he probably has a subscription for a physical one lets be real) and Bruce goes straight into the shower so it is up to Alfred to make the bed 
  • has sole posession of the T.V. remote - Bruce because he can’t stand Clark’s obsession with “how it’s made”
  • stays up until 2am reading - Neither of them do because they are both so tired after their jobs and fighting crime that they pass out usually 
  • is the bigger cuddler - Clark but he likes to be the little spoon and because Clark is an inch taller then Bruce, Bruce likes to make the joke that he is Clark’s jet pack
  • does the laundry -  Bruce does it because Clark has a “if it smells fine and doesn’t have any visible stains then it is clean” mentality (Bruce blames it on the fact that he grew up on a farm) he doesn’t trust Clark to wash his own clothes and makes sure there is a distinct dirty clothes pile
  • mows the lawn - Clark because it is one of his feel good activities. He doesn’t have to think just has to cut grass
  • is better at budgeting - Bruce since he is the CEO of Wayne Enterprises he knows how to budget money. Clark doesn’t spend a lot anyway but Bruce does all the budgeting 
  • instigates the sex (and who’s into the kinkier stuff) - Bruce 100%
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The Wayne Family Reads Mean Tweets

Bruce @jtodd: Bruce Wayne could stand to lose a few pounds and stop eating his kids cookies

@tdrake: Does @BruceWayne adopt children or collect them?

@therealwayneheir: Everytime I turn around Bruce Wayne has a new kid, does he not love his real son?

@FlyingDick: BRUCE WAYNE IS MEAN

@hackerbabs: Last week at a gala @BruceWayne frantically asked Commissioner Gordon to borrow his handcuffs then disappeared for the rest of the night #50shadesofwayne

@lukefoxxx: Bruce Wayne has the IQ of a grilled cheese sandwich

Bruce sighs.

Dick @tdrake: I’m pretty sure that @FlyingDick gave as much thought to his Twitter handle as he did to that mullet he had a few years back.

@RadicalRebel: Dick Grayson looks like the kind of guy you want to be friends with until you meet him.

@teatam: I once saw Dick Grayson date 5 different redheads in one week #easyD #gingeraddict

Tim @jtodd: I want to punch Tim Drake-Wayne in his man bun wearing head.

@Coffeecollective: Tim Drake Wayne looks like death warmed over in a Kerig #Idstilldrinkhim #takeafuckinsipbabes

@therealwayneheir: If I could push Tim Drake down the stairs and get away with it, I would. In fact I still might.

@inaflash: Tim Drake looks like the last time he slept was roughly 40 years ago. #getsomesleep

Tim looks over his shoulder, “Steph why are you here you’re not a Wayne.”

"NEITHER ARE YOU! Let me read a tweet”

@SpoilerAlert: I bet Tim Drake is the kind of guy you want to date and then he turns out to be the wooorst and like falls asleep during a date while on a ferris wheel

“Wow, that’s not specific at all…”

Cassandra @stayoutofgotham: Cassandra Cain looks like she could kill me with her pinky toe… and I’d let her.

@SpoilerAlert: One time Cass Cain kicked my ass. It was hot.

@MetropolisRulez: I’m pretty sure Cassandra Cain is a stuck up bitch. Have you ever seen her smile at anyone outside her family.

Cass looks directly into the camera and flips it off with a big smile on her face. Bruce comes in and turns the camera away from her. You can hear him saying “Dick why did you convince me this was a good idea? Damian’s taking his knives out and Cass is too good for this.”

Jason @xmenrock: Jason Todd looks like he got beat up in high school and then put on 50 pounds of muscle to compensate

@MrJay: Didn’t Jason Todd die? Can we make that happen again?

@tdrake: Jason Todd’s thighs™

Wait… Tim Tweeted that?

@harpersarrow: I’d let Jason Todd smother me with his thick ass thighs. #thickthighssavelives

Jason winks

Damian @tdrake: Damian Wayne looks like his name sake from The Omen. Like did Bruce Wayne know his son was gonna be a psychopath?

@jtodd: Damian Wayne doesn’t lift #youresmallbro

@itsduke: Damian Wayne must take after his dad, except instead of people he collects animals… since people can’t stand to be around him

 Bruce comes into the studio and hauls Damian over his shoulder. You can hear Jason say, “Wow you really are small D, do you even lift?”

Written with the help of the always amazing @smokesforwolves
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avengerdragoness

ATTENTION PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, I think i have it now and i appreciate it.

I’ve just made a bet against my Dad that if this post gets 2 million notes then i can get a Puppy. [like the one underneath]

I didn’t realise how much 2 million was and i couldn’t take that number down now. It should look like 2,000,000 in the notes bar.

He’s convinced that this will never reach that number, and very confident about it so Let’s prove him wrong!! He thinks this will get about 25 notes beofre it’s left in the dust.

You don’t have to do it for me. But for the point and to prove him wrong. He has to pay and everything so let’s make him suffer with it!!

I’m counting on you!!!

Remember it’s 2,000,000!

REBLOG PEOPLE

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thewitchofthenorse

so what we know so far is…

  • kitchen witches fly on brooms
  • green witches fly on shovels
  • sea witches fly on buoys
  • cosmic witches fly on telescopes
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benevolenterrancy

OH MY LORDS THIS IS CUTE AF

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stormwaterwitch

i love this omfg

Adorable! why does this seem like an 80s tv show! I wish it was because I’d watch the hell out of that!

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