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An Annoying EXO Writer

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vampire!Baekhyun x Reader: sweet bloody talk. [+18]

  • Word count: 7 479
  • Date of release: 5th November 2023
  • Warnings: s*xual content, mentions of blood.
  • Author's notes: @synthetickitsune I swear I had the entire draft ready before you posted yours, but I feel like we have one shared brain cell for some things LOL

The first thing you took note of upon entering the club was that the music was better than you expected from the mediocre and obscure premise. This type of music was not something you usually heard in dancing places – it was more on the heavy side, and it gave off the vibe of 80’s goths and black platform heels adorned with spikes. Not your regular music choice, but you couldn’t say that you were disappointed.

It was supposed to be just a few hours of relax. You felt a bit distraught recently, with books and other home entertainments feeling like you’re starting to drown in a routine. You needed a variety, even though your friends group consisted mostly of people who didn’t care for parties, and you yourself had no idea as to what people are supposed to do at one. Even the club was something you found online and not through a recommendation. You were shamelessly aware that you chose it just because the menu appeared cheaper than in others, and they would let ladies in for free if they wore heels. A bit sexist in your opinion, but free entry was free entry after all.

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Anonymous asked:

do you like bts

if yes, then who is ur bias?

I used to write for BTS, and I still listen to some of the old pieces, but the group fell out of my taste in the past years.

But I still enjoy seeing J-Hope on my dash every once in a while~

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I've also regained my willingness to write but opening old drafts feels like opening ancient books that are written in Latin like wtf did I write this? When did I write this? What is this story about?

Guess I'll have to start new drafts so that I have something I can at least recognize XJCJCKDNSJDJJD

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Anonymous asked:

SKDJDJADKS !! OMG— I’m going crazy now, but I swear I can be normal too (but not when you’re flirting with me ??) 😵‍💫

Ahh I don’t remember if we kissed or not or if I kissed Baekhyun in the end, the whole dream was a mess 😭 But well… I wanted to… 😏 So let’s hope this story will continue tonight or someday skdjshdkdjl

Ohh anyway, how are you, honey? How’s life going? Is Baek treating you well? lol 🩷

asodifjasfs well what about we both kiss Baekhyun and then each other next time? SOFIAJSSDF I'M SO BAD AT RESPONDING I DO HOPE U DID GET SOME EVEN BETTER DREAMS EVER SINCE

I'm doing like... kinda well? I got sick lately but not much, I'm already better. I have finally switched back to 8h workdays (we had 9h for two months before that, it doesn't seem much but it does kinda... change ur lifestyle when u do that). I've also developed an addiction to playing Baldur's Gate 3, Steam basically saying I've played 120h so far and it's been just three weeks so ODSIFAJSOIDA

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Anyone else finding it hilarious how Tumblr says we can go ad free but then it's not even actual ads they display but some random pics like. Y'all spamming our dashboard YOURSELVES you're not even getting paid for it lmao

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Anonymous asked:

OKAY WTF. I need to share this with you 🥴Because you won't believe this crazy dream I just had!!

So I was at someone’s house and somehow WE (yes, you and me) met but we never managed to talk because there were other people as well, and everyone seemed to be in a hurry. Later, we met again and I couldn’t see your face clearly but I swear you were really pretty (the funny thing is I didn’t even know how you look like 👀)… Then you started teasing me with stuffed animals, like caressing my skin and my body parts with them (😭??) while I was sitting on a chair, and when I looked at you again, I saw that you were actually the BYUN BAEKHYUN lkjdsjhsgshj… so from now on, it was him who teased me even later, every time our paths crossed in the house as I wanted to kiss him but something was always in our way skdkdjjggs
At some point, I decided I was going to be in charge this time, so I grabbed Baek and we hid behind a curtain-like thing in someone's room and... I got down on the floor with him and I was going to finally kiss him, but there was no wall around the room and the hallway was just right there and all these people walking around could have seen us (if you know what I mean, I can’t explain well, sorry)…. but I was so h0rny that I couldn't take it anymore and I wanted to kiss him so bad, we were already so close, but the people walking by saw me and sksjshk it was so embarrassing, lol

Sadly I don't remember the rest of it but omg I was literally screaming internally !!! 😵‍💫 what does this even mean though ?? Like, oh my, this was the strangest dream I’ve ever had recently, and when I woke up I immediately thought of you, please forgive me, I didn’t mean to 🙏🏻🫣🩷

- Hand anon aka hoe anon <3

aASODIASDFAODJFAOISAIFJASODFJS

It's genuinely one of the best things I've read recently LMAO

Genuinely bisexual experience, getting touched by me and then i turn into Baek OASDIFJASODFJASODFASO

So wonder, if Baek is me, then does it count as if we did kiss in your dream or- because if no then you're going back there and fulfilling the gay, now

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Anonymous asked:

OKKKK after months of endless scrolling through endless tags i've finally found that vamp baekhyun fic i was looking for!!!!!!!!!!!! it's monster stalker by oh-beyond if anyone was intrigued.... happy reading for a happy (belated) birthday to you!! 🥰

Oh my god you're a persistent one 😂😂😂 I can't believe you actually came back after finding it, so cute 🥺😂

But awww thank you 🥺🥺 and also thank you for telling me about the fic ASDFASFASFAS IT'S KINDA FUNNY OKAY LIKE I MANAGED TO FORGET IT WAS A THING UNTIL I SAW YOUR ASK

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Anonymous asked:

(I know I’m late but) aww Happy Birthday!! 🩷🎉

OMG I hope you had a great day at the exotarium 🥹 and I hope you’ll have a great day today as well and the next day too and forever 🥰

May Baekhyun’s hands bless and caress you and give you so much joy and strength 😌 lol

I LOVE YOU <3

Oh thank you 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 thank you love 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷 sksjdjjddnj the blessing of Baekhyun's hands is the best blessing certainly uwu

Hope u have a nice day too tho 🥺

Btw please see the most handsome boy I found at the exotarium below:

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Anonymous asked:

HEY THERE 🥹

Yes, I’m still here and not going anywhere!! Oh my, it’s been so long 🥲 but I’m so happy you’re back!

Let us both be Baek’s snacks, what do you say? We’ll decide later who is who (midnight/morning/afternoon snack) anskdkdjksf

Also, how are you? Has the universe been good to you lately? 🩷

I’m sending you lots of hugs and kisses if you don’t mind~ 😌 🫂

Baek’s hand hoe anon

Hello my ho 🥺🥺🥺🥺 so happy to see you too 🥺🥺🥺🥺🩷

Skdjdksjdjdk it's been very mixed, work is giving me a lot of work but like with a lot of rewarding feelings too, and I got my PC!!!!!!! So happy about it

Also! It's actually my birthday today and I went to an exotarium and I saw very pretty poisonous frogs 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

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