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An Actual Trash Can

@markiprincesses / markiprincesses.tumblr.com

I'm youtube and meme trash with a sprinkling of BTS. btw, my name is Hannah, I'm really awkward, and I'm 21. ♋️
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episodeixs

since my gay ass loves space, i decided to take this buzzfeed quiz that determines which planet matches your personality. tag your results and zodiac sign. i’m a gemini and i got venus!

You got: Neptune

Like the planet Neptune, you are enigmatic and ethereal. You seem to operate on several planes of existence at once — some physical, others spiritual; some real, others dreamlike — and have thus been imbued with wildly creative energies. Sometimes you feel isolated because others misunderstand you, but for those who take the time to get to know you, you are an irreplaceable presence.

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my son, lovingly named homeboy: hey dad, can i go buy it (2017) on dvd?

me: yeah, meet me at the cash register later

my husband walking up to me 5 minutes later: where’s our son?

me:

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isyoursummer

me starting my text posts with ‘hey guys!’ knowing damn well none of my mutuals will ever interact with me and that one like i got was out of sympathy

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coltre

I can’t imagine someone getting sweaty hands or feeling butterflies in their stomach when they look at me like I can’t imagine myself being the object of someone’s late night love fantasy

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people are allowed to leave you. people are allowed to break up with you. people are allowed to love you but not want to be with you. people are allowed to not want to talk to you. people are allowed to put their happiness before yours and do what makes them happy even if it does not include you. people are allowed to move on from you. people are allowed to fall in love with someone else. people are allowed to not want you in their life. people are allowed to do whatever they want to better themselves and become the version of themselves they are trying so hard to love. don’t be bitter towards someone who is only trying to be happy.

I feel like this POV does not get enough voice.

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gazebros

ily: i love you

ilysm: i love you so much

hmambagtsukgmmhbjdywtsukon: hey me and my boys are going to see uncle kracker give me my hat back jordan do you want to see uncle kracker or no

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