i will go down with my ships

@ultimatetornshipper

They/her pronouns, anxious, depressed and fandom obsessed. Sometimes I write. Who do i ship? yes. I reblog a lot. like a lot a lot. cus yknow... adhd.

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iskall😭

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i think etho would be fine w being cleo's guinea pig for her illegal and immoral experiments and bdubs would find out and be mortified bc "etho?? ur bleeding? how can you let her do that??" and etho's like "she's giving me diamonds ^_^" and then bdubs notices a large gash on his stomach and is like "what the hell is that?" and etho goes "she took my liver" and then he collapses on the ground

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help.

attempt #1 at mapping the joel polycule

tell me if i'm missing something major

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benthesoldiersjeanshorts

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nashvillethotchicken

The drake Kendrick beef trending on tumblr is like finding out an isolated village in the middle of Siberia with no internet or television access knows who Michael Jackson is

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give-grian-rights

literally WHAT IS HAPPENING I WAS LOSING MY SHIT A BOTH OF THEIR VIDEOS

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can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

thank you wikipedia for this really good image

a helpful mnemonic for everyone

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WAIT I HAVE AN AWESOME HOUSE DESIGN

I am architecture

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tiktoksijustthinkareneat

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lookliketaylorswift

what i think this album did was separate people who treat taylor as taylor swift the human vs taylor swift the brand

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in the past 48 hours kendrick lamar has:

used a picture, apparently taken inside of drake's house, showing various medications including ozempic (which drake has dissed other people for taking!) prescribed under drake's legal name, as cover art for a single
implied that members of drake's entourage are acting as his informants
claimed he would be a better role model to adonis, drake's son whose existence was publicized via a previous rap beef, than drake is
claimed that drake also has an eleven-year old daughter that he's been hiding, and likely other illegitimate children
claimed that drake and his entourage are part of a sex trafficking ring
said drake should die so women can be safe
called drake a colonizer who appropriates black american culture
directly called drake and his entourage pedophiles

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

i sent this meme to 7 people, and 4 of them asked me to translate for them. i legitimately do not think that was necessary.

vickythestrange

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thegaymertrainer

If you come in you don’t have to come out

the way this is like baaaaarely parody

toddchavezwatchescartoons

bringing in a second actor towards the end of the video to deliver a single devastating punchline is brilliant writing

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