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I think this may officially be my favorite Splatoon 3 song!
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Dragons
Mavis & Clavis - The Show's Over!
Mavis (Kenan Thompson): Hey, Clavis! Wake up, the show's over!
Clavis (Kel Mitchell): Oh, yeah! Kick it!
He crashed the entire World Wide Web. Email broke down, prisoners escaped, wars broke out! THE MOON FELL!
-- Craig Fellharbor's dad, Judge Trudy
Blockblister - Toy Shorey (Toy Story)
Blini: Hello, and welcome to our video store. How am I to be helping you today?
Me: Help me? HELP ME?! I wanted to watch Toy Story to relive my childhood, [shows Blini a Blockblister tape I rented] but I got this phony movie from you idiots! [slams the tape on the counter, causing Blini, Biscotti, and Gnocchi to jump]
All three: Oooooooohhhh.
Me: I feel humiliated to have watched this absolute garbage from start to finish!
Blini: No, no, no! Yesterday, you not ask for Toy Story, you ask for Toy Shorey!
Me: I... Wh... "Shorey"?! That was not what I asked for! I asked for Toy Story!
Gnocchi: But this movie better!
Blini and Biscotti: Much better!
Me: "BETTER"?! No, it sucks! Play it and see what I'm talking about!
(Gnocchi takes my tape, puts it in the VCR, and turns on the TV. We see Blini dressed up as Woody.)
Blini: I am Sheriff Cody, Blandy's favorite toy.
(Biscotti walks in dressed as Buzz Lightyear)
Biscotti: I am Buzz Flightyear, Blandy's newest toy. Look at all my shiny new features!
Blini: Oh no! My popularity is being threatened! I must get rid of you somehow!
(Blini hits Biscotti with a bag containing tennis balls, knocking Biscotti out of a window)
Biscotti: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
(Gnocchi turns off the TV and stops the VCR.)
Biscotti: Well? What you think, friend?
Me: That wasn't Toy Story! That was you two idiots wearing shoddy costumes and acting like fools!
Gnocchi: Yes, this movie better.
All three: Much better!
Me: No, it isn't "better"! I nearly vomited watching your fake movie!
Blini: Thank you! How will you be paying me? Cash or charge?
Me: [approaching Blini in a threatening manner] Pay you? Pay you?! PAY YOU?! THIS IS HOW I'M PAYING YOU! [punches Blini in the face, causing her to briefly stumble]
All three: Ooooooohhhhhhhh.
Me: [storming out of the store] I AM LEAVING! I HOPE YOU THREE GO OUT OF BUSINESS FOR YOUR PHONY FILMS!!!
Biscotti: Papa, what does this mean?
Gnocchi: It means we are best store in town!
Amanda Bynes joins forces with Spyro to defeat Gnasty Gnorc!
Such a beautiful 8-bit song!
This is a pretty nice Starship Troopers parody.
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idk how an area 51 meme would work for os because it’s heckin ODD SQUAD, if anything they’re all gonna raid area 51 didn’t stop me from trying anyway. also if i left someone out i just didn’t know where to place them
StarDev94's Mysterious Domain turned 9 today!
I put the money in the jacket, and the jacket on the kangaroo, and now he hoppin' away!
Maximum Hugh - Carl and his Dad Injure Themselves
Carl Wheezer: Ow, my foot!
Ebenezer Wheezer: Ow, my neck!
(Carl and Ebenezer bump their heads together, causing Ebenezer's hair to fall off)
Both: My head!
Ebenezer Wheezer: Ow, I think I have a bone spur!
Carl Wheezer: Ooh, leg cramp!
Ebenezer Wheezer: My kidneys are on fire! [faints]
Well, what are you waiting for? GO!!!
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Silent Hill 3 (2003)