we all need this rn lmao

WHY IS THE UNCHARTED FANDOM SO YOUNG???

Okay yall tag your age I wanna see this shit

Bitch, I’m 29 now, and I’m still obsessed with Sam, shut the fuck up 😭

I am near to my 31, guess I am fucking old

I'm 35 lolololol

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Holy-

It’s not just 11 years. An elephant never forgets.

The Stubborn, the Headstrong and the Persistent - Chapter 6

Summary: AU where Sam is the CEO of a big marketing company and he also has an 11 years old son. Sam is very busy with work, usually staying in his office late in the afternoon, sometimes even at the evenings, attending meetings and dinners, while he hires nanny after nanny to watch his son, but they all quit after a few days. Will a certain smartass, irritating, insuffarable neighbour be the solution to the problem? Well, as much as he hates it, yes, yes she will.

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Warnings: Cursing

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Can't risk this!

The Stubborn, the Headstrong and the Persistent - Chapter 4

Summary: AU where Sam is the CEO of a big marketing company and he also has an 11 years old son. Sam is very busy with work, usually staying in his office late in the afternoon, sometimes even at the evenings, attending meetings and dinners, while he hires nanny after nanny to watch his son, but they all quit after a few days. Will a certain smartass, irritating, insuffarable neighbour be the solution to the problem? Well, as much as he hates it, yes, yes she will.

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Warnings: Cursing

Words: ~2600

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Finding Home - Chapter 19 (Sam Drake x Reader)

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Chapter 1 - Chapter 2 - Chapter 3 - Chapter 4 - Chapter 5 - Chapter 6 - Chapter 7 - Chapter 8 - Chapter 9 - Chapter 10 - Chapter 11 - Chapter 12 - Chapter 13 - Chapter 14 - Chapter 15 - Chapter 16  - Chapter 17 - Chapter 18 - Chapter 20

The next morning Sam went with you to your workplace, and while you, Jen and Blake started to get everything ready for the shop to open, Sam sat at one of the tables with Betty, your boss. She was an older woman, around her 70’s and she just had this ‘sweet grandma’ air around her. She was kind, gentle and friendly, and while they were talking, Sam wished she would hire him.

After about 20 minutes of talking, the shop opened and Betty lead Sam to the back to show him around, and by that you knew he was getting the job. You were walking back to the counter from one of the tables when Sam came out from the back with a huge smile on his face, contract in his hand.

“Aww shit, she hired you?” - you asked, putting on a sour face, as you put down the tray.

“Yes, and we’re gonna be on the same shift tomorrow.” - Sam smirked, as he looked down at another paper he was carrying.

You looked at it and saw that it was a list of the drinks, baked goods, and sandwiches you were selling, with recipes.

“Oh, you totally used your puppy eyes!" 

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Finding Home - Chapter 17 (Sam Drake x Reader)

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Chapter 1 - Chapter 2 - Chapter 3 - Chapter 4 - Chapter 5 - Chapter 6 - Chapter 7 - Chapter 8 - Chapter 9 - Chapter 10 - Chapter 11 - Chapter 12 - Chapter 13 - Chapter 14 - Chapter 15 - Chapter 16 - Chapter 18

NSFW - mentions of last chapter’s events!

With heavy panting Sam slowly sank down on the bathroom floor to a sitting position and closed his eyes. As his heartbeat slowed down, and the pleasure started to fade, he put his face in his hands.

What if you don’t remember what happened when you wake up in the morning? Or what if you do remember it? 

Sam didn’t know which would be worse.

He should have left your room after he pulled off your shoes. But he couldn’t help himself. You were so cute, and sexy and happy when he let you kiss him, he just couldn’t resist you, then one thing led to another and…

He rubbed his face and stared in front of him.

What if you remember it? What if you feel disgusted and regret even letting him in your apartment? He started to panic. What if you send him away, yelling that you don’t want to see him anymore? God, he didn’t know what he would do if you do that. 

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Finding Home - Chapter 14 (Sam Drake x Reader)

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Chapter 1 - Chapter 2 - Chapter 3 - Chapter 4 - Chapter 5 - Chapter 6 - Chapter 7 - Chapter 8 - Chapter 9 - Chapter 10 - Chapter 11 - Chapter 12 - Chapter 13 - Chapter 15

Oh well, I finished this chapter a lot sooner than I expected, so here you go!

“Since the dogs are already tearing you apart, can you take them out for a walk?” - you asked as you went towards the bathroom.

“Yeah, sure!” - came Sam’s strangled moan as he was laying on the ground, trying to keep Bonny and Rocco off of him.

You closed the door behind you with a smile and after you took off your clothes, you jumped in the shower to wash yourself and your hair too. After you finished you felt much better, but then you noticed that you only brought a fresh pair of underwear with you, but you forgot the clothes. 

‘Well, shit.’ - you thought and you silently made your way towards the door and put your ear on it. You only heard the TV, no sign of Sam or the dogs. You shrugged.

'So what if he sees me in my underwear, there are literally bikinis out there which cover less.’

And you actually wouldn’t mind if Sam saw you like that. A smile and a blush appeared on your face as you remembered when he made a comment about how good it was laying next to you last night. Okay, he didn’t say it like that, but he referred to it. Maybe, just maybe there was a chance that he likes you too?

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Finding Home - Chapter 11 (Sam Drake x Reader)

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Chapter 1 - Chapter 2 - Chapter 3 - Chapter 4 - Chapter 5 - Chapter 6 - Chapter 7 - Chapter 8 - Chapter 9 - Chapter 10 - Chapter 12

Sam didn’t know how much money he was allowed to spend, so he was a little unsure about what to buy. He remembered that you wanted fruits, so he grabbed a few apples, oranges, bananas, and pears. Then he thought that maybe you could eat sandwiches for lunch so he put bread, butter, ham, a lettuce and tomatoes in the basket too. He smiled when he reached for two chocolate donuts. He hesitated for a moment after that, he wanted to make you chicken soup, but he didn’t know if you would be mad if he spend so much money. But on the other hand you told him that the fridge was totally empty and you need food… After a few seconds of just standing there, he decided to buy the ingredients for the soup, it’s gonna be for you after all, not him. And if you scold him for buying too much food he’s gonna tell you that your health is more important than money, and you can save later.

He hid a grin when the cashier was staring at your purse in his hand, then he grabbed the 4 bags and headed back to your apartment. 

‘Okay, maybe it’s too much.’ - he thought when he was walking up the stairs with the heavy bags.

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Finding Home - Chapter 3 (Sam Drake x Reader)

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Chapter 1 - Chapter 2 - Chapter 4

Sam still couldn’t believe it. It wasn’t even 20 minutes ago when he thought that he’s never gonna see you again, and  now he was walking with you to your apartment. And he’s gonna help you move in. Okay, not move in, just help you carry a wardrobe to your flat, but it was still something. He couldn’t keep the smile off from his face. He looked at you as you carried Bonny with a happy look on your face.

“Okay, here we are. Let’s bring your stuff up first.” - you said as you opened the door for the building.

“You sure? I mean, I can just leave it here.” - he stood in front of the door while you walked in.

It was dirty, just like him, and he didn’t want to dirty your new apartment.

You looked back at him with wide eyes.

“What? No, what if someone steals it? We’re bringing it up.” - you said as you held the door open for him.

Sam almost laughed. Who in their right mind would want to steal a homeless’s dirty bag? He rubbed the back of his neck, then he followed you into the building, and to the second floor.

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In sickness and health.

Sorry this took so long! Hope you like it! <3 

Also tagging @samueldraketrash, @princessrafe, and @spookyrafe since y’all reblogged/expressed interest via the original post. :)

Word Count: approx. 8000+

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Date Night.

Rafe usually makes the dinner reservations, but this time it’s up to Sam. Things don’t go quite like he thought they would.*

Read: I’m terrible at writing synopses.

The second food-related piece inspired by @lazarebitching.

Fluff.

Word count: approx: 5,000+

(The appetizer.)

The main course. 

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I CANT BELIEVE YOU MENTIONED THE BOOTH FIC I HAVE TEARS AND CANT STOP SMILING

^^ Ahh thanks! I love tie-ins whenever possible. :)

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The Break, and a Cut. | Heavy the Hand.

You guys are lovely for being patient. 

Pinging @redrox.

Hope you guys enjoy this chapter. 

Contains: Angst, Abuse, Self-harm (past), and a bit of violent imagery.

Word count: approx. 9200+

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Morning coffee.

I promised fluff to @miscellaneouscabinet

“Sam." 

 … 

"Sam!”

Sam poked his head in their bedroom, remote still in hand from flipping channels downstairs. He spotted Rafe on his side in bed, with the covers tugged up around him, up to his nose, and his voice was muffled. 

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Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow