eduardo: mark! MAAARRRRK!!!sean: he’s wired ineduardo: sorry?sean: he’s wired in eduardo: is he?sean: yes eduardo: *SMASHES THE SHIT OUTTA THE COMPUTER* eduardo: hOW BOUT NOW?? STILL “WIRED IN” ???!11sean: *whispers* call securityeduardo: you issued 24 million new shares of stockmark: you were told that if new investors came along… eduardo: how much were your shares diluted? *points to sean* how much were his?
lawyer lady: what was mr. zuckerberg’s ownership share diluted down to?eduardo: it wasn’t lawyer lady: what was mr. moskovitz’s ownership share diluted down to?eduardo: it wasn’tlawyer lady: what was sean parker’s ownership share diluted down to?eduardo: it wasn’tlawyer lady: what was peter thiel’s ownership share diluted down to?eduardo: it wasn’tlawyer lady: and what was your ownership share diluted down to?eduardo: .03 percent
mark: you signed the paperseduardo: *almost in tears* you set me upmark: you’re gonna blame me because you were the business head of the company and you made a bad business deal with your own company?eduardo: this is gonna be like i’m not a part of facebook!sean: it won’t be like you’re “not a part of facebook” … you’re not a part of facebook eduardo: my name’s on the mastheadsean: you might wanna check againeduardo: just because i froze the account???sean: did you think we were going to let you parade around in your rediculous suits pretending you were running this company- eduardo: I’M SORRY MY PRADA’S AT THE CLEANERS! ALONG WITH MY HOODIE AND MY ‘FUCK YOU’ FLIP-FLOPS YOU PRETENTIOUS DOUCHEBAG sean: security’s here, you’ll be leaving noweduardo: i’m not signing those papers.sean: we will get the signature.eduardo: *to mark* tell me this isn’t about me getting into the phoenixmark: *scoffs angrily* eduardo: *in disbelief* … YOU ! YOU DID IT! I KNEW YOU DID IT YOU PLANTED THE STORY ABOUT THE CHICKEN! mark: i didn’t plant the story about the chicken sean: what’s he talking about? eduardo: you had me accused of animal crueltysean: seriously, what the hell’s the chickeneduardo: *LEANS IN VERY CLOSE TO MARK / VOICE LOW AND DANGEROUS / HAND MOVEMENTS BECOMING VERY TENSE* and i’ll bet what you hated the most was that they identified me as co-founder of facebook, which i am, you bETTER LAWYER U P ASSHOLE BC IM NTO CIGMING BACK FOR 30% I’M GCIMIGN BACK FO RN EVERNYHTRGING !!!!!!!!!!
