“Josie! Josie Juice!” She said with a small bow of their head. “So I hear that you’re a big villain of Gotham?! That seems fun!…. what do villains do exactly?!” She clasped we hands together as she chocked her head to one side.

(No problem!

“ The biggest of all the villains of Gotham. ” He thought about it, where should he begin. “ We are criminals, I do every kind of fun stuff like threatening to blow up the city… fight the heros, y’know, that kind of stuff. Cool, right? ”   

Josie smiled and nodded her head. She magically took out a pencils and notebook to track her studies. “So have you ever blown up the city?!” She was curious beyond belief. Josie wasn’t really the villain type, but she wasn’t a hero either.

“ Have I ever?… ” He almost gets emotional for that question. “ It’s… more complicated than just push a button, so no. Not yet. ” He crossed his arms.  “ I will, you’ll see. Soon! wait- are you taking notes? ”

Josie perked up at his question to her. “Maybe…..” She looked at the Joker with wide eyes. “Mmm… I guess time will tell…” She pondered as she tapped her pencil against her chin. “What does it take to be a villain?”

“ … Alright? ” He glare at her, but he was kind of happy thinking that he maybe was an inspiration for someone or something like that so he ended up with a big smile on his face. “ You have to be smart, being capable on improve ingeniously cool scapes and… hate! a lot of hate! ”   

Josie wrote down hate on her notebook and looked back at the Joker. His grin made her grin. “Hehe! I do have a lot of good ideas! Not to brag or anything!” She shrugged and continued with her questions. “What about Batman?! Tell me how you defeat him and your guy’s relationship!” Josie smiled as sweetly as she could.

“ Uh, Batman? Yeah, we hate each other and I, am his greatest enemy! No matter how much he may deny it.” Now what? He never defeated Batman before.  “ Well since I’m his greatest enemy I shouldn’t tell anybody how to defeat him, since I’m the only one that should know that… yup, that’s it.” 

“Oh… I see…” Josie know what all his meant. She had seen this all before. “So you’re his greatest enemy, huh? Well I talked to Batman before I went here.” She snickered. “Maybe you would to hear what he said about you?” She flipped through her notes.

“ Oh, you did?… ” He was kind of surprised and even more surprised to see that he actually said something about him. “ What did he said? was is something bad? Tell me! ” Even if he was, he tried not to sound desperate to know it. 

Josie held up her notebook and shook it around a bit. “Ah ah ah! I don’t just give anybody anything for free!” She smiled a sharp toothed grin. “What would you give me for this info from Batman?” Josie had a few ideas of what she could get in return.

“ Uhm… give you? ” Was she serious? He wasn’t gonna give anybody something for some information of Batman. That was just stupid. But…  “ What do you want for it? ” He is not proud of this decision, and he showed that in the look in his face.

“I want the info on how to destroy Batman!” Josie scoffed. She knew how to play people very well since she had lived on Earth for so long. Josie had some big use for the key to defeat Batman. She would never admit it though.

“ … you what? ” He started laughing, he was fighting Batman for years now couldn’t defeat him, and she wanted to defeat him just like that? that was just funny. “ Don’t be ridiculous, that is a long time villain job! ” Also, he didn’t want to say that he hasn’t defeated him in so many years.

“Come on! Don’t you want to know what Batman said?!” She gave him a sharp toothed smile. “Actually…. you could give me something else for this info, but you would never!” Josie floated a few feet above the ground to surprise the Joker. “Hehe!”

“ Yes, I do! ” He crossed his arms, now he was getting a bit angry with this.  “ What!? what is it! I will say if I would! ” He took a step back when he saw her floating. “ W-What? You can fly? ”

“Sweetheart, I’m dead!” She giggled and floated in front of his face. Josie waved the notebook in front of his face. “To get this, you need to give me a hug please!” She giggled. To be honest, she would have used to knowledge of defeating batman to draw a picture for him as a ‘nice to meet you’ gift. Oh well. Plan A failed

“ Dead? ” Okay, that was kind of creepy, he didn’t mention that ‘cause that would have just make him sound like a coward, he was a master criminal and couldn’t be afraid of such things. “ Uh… yeah, sure, it’s not that bad. ” He said that but he didn’t get closer, she just said she was dead and now wanted a hug?, he was a bit scared of touching her, but he really wanted to know. He open his arms with a nervous smile in his face.

Josie hugged him and picked him up off the ground. She set him in her lap as she seemed to sit, slightly titled, on the air. She then too put her notebook and said, “Okay! Batman said ‘that as my greatest enemy, Joker is my motivation to save Gotham city when ever he tries to destroy it! I wake up every morning and pump iron to make sure that I can beat him every time.’ He also said, ‘I hate him very very very very very much.’” Josie looked at the Joker for his reaction.

He was obviously surprised when he didn’t felt the floor anymore, he tried not to show that. “ Wait-… he really said that about me? ” That made him smile and bite his lip, that made him so so happy he could have giggle like he was a crazy fangirl or a kid watching his favorite superhero, or something like that. “ Now, if you don’t mind putting me down… ” He was still nervous about not touching the floor.

“Oh yes he did!” She smiled as she cuddled him before setting him on the floor. “Hehe yeah…. hehe… um…. I’m been dead for years. Ever since the end of the Victorian era! I have powers because of my relations with a very powerful ghost in the after life. Sorry if I gave you a scare, but it’s kind of my thing as a ghost!” Josie hoped she wasn’t making him nervous.

A big smile formed into his face, it was what he wanted to hear.  “ Victorian era? that is a lot of time.” It was interesting, and a bit creepy, but interesting mostly. “ Don’t sweat it, I know another ghost but he don’t fly, you just surprised me. I wouldn’t get scared of that.” 

Josie was a bit surprised by his reaction. Not many people knew or liked ghosts. “Yeah! I’m quiet shocked that you don’t mind me…” She trailed off as she bit her bottom lip. “Ah….I was wondering if you wanted to be my friend?! We seem to have a lot in common and you seem pretty nice as it is. Um… if you don’t want to you don’t have to be! It was just a suggestion!” The young ghost blushed as she covered her face.

“ Your friend? ” He doubted for a moment, well, he acted like he did, actually he wanted her as a friend.  “ Sure, but don’t get the idea I’m a nice guy cause I am your friend.” He laughed a bit. “ You should help me sometime to defeat Batman ” That is what he usually do with his ¨friends¨.

“Yeah yeah…” Josie crossed her arms and narrowed her eyes. She had her suspicions about him. “I do I have good strategies and ideas, and since you haven’t taken over Gotham city maybe I can help with that!” She snickered fiendishly. Josie meant no harm in poking some fun at him.

He gasped. “ Yes, that would be nice. ” Just thinking about taking over the city was a dream coming true. “ So… Tell me about you, since we’re friends now ” He was interested in the whole ghost thing. He stared at her waiting for a response like he was a kid listening to a tale.

“Well there’s a lot to tell!” She smiled at his interest. “I lived in London, England during the Victorian era! My whole name is Josie Mallory Lilith! I now live in the Neitherworld with my uncle Annnnnd I’m 18 in human years!” Josie smiled as she put her feet on the ground. “What about you?!”

“ That’s interesting.” He was thinking for a second what should he say. “ I’m the Joker, I’m Batmans greatest enemy and the worst villain Gotham has ever had, and also I’m a comedy genious! ” He took his lipstick off his pocket and started applying it on his face. “ There is no much to tell.”

Josie coughed and said Arkam. She then proceeded to settle herself. “Nice color!” She said as walked up to him. “You do sound like a very evil and hilarious villain!” She laughed. The girl then proceed to look around his “lair”. The bright colors and decor varied from the bat cave. It felt comforting in here but an uneasy feeling was constantly in Josie’s stomach. It was as if all the villains that the joker knew would jump out at any moment and capture her.

“ Of course I do, ‘cause I am. ” He was happy to hear she say that and crossed his arms, proud of it. “ Are you alright? You look like you’ve seen… ” He pulled a little mirror from his pocket. “ A ghost. ” Then he laughed and pulled the mirror back in his pocket. 

As if Josie hadn’t heard that one! She had lived on Earth for centuries; she had become accustom to it! “Haha!” She laughed with him. “Oh I was just admiring your ‘lair’! I have a home as bright as yours!” She giggled.

“ Pretty good, isn’t it? ” He looked around like he had never seen the place before, nobody but Harley ever seemed to like it, specially for the colors. “ Really? And how is the place where you live? Is it a normal house? ” Now he was curious about it.

“Nope.” Josie said bluntly. “My house is alive!!!” She smiled as she wiggled her fingers in the air. “Would you like to see it?!” Josie asked as she put her hands behind her back and walked around more. She found comedic props around like rubber chickens and horns. It made her feel at home a little with all her mess.

He thought at first it was a joke or something to scare him, so he didn’t show surprise. “ Why not? ” He didn’t have nothing to do anyways. “ So… does your house have a name? ” Since he didn’t believe it he said that as a joke and giggled.

“No… I just call it home!” She winked at him and took his hand. “Be prepared… and scared!” She joked as she disappeared both of them. Suddenly they were taken to her home in the Neitherworld. The home she had was different colors with different wallpapers. It also seemed alive as it breathed a sigh of relief that their owners was home. “Home sweet home!”

He gasped as he appeared in that place, he didn’t expect that. “ W-what?! ” He looked around shocked but it didn’t took too long for him to realize that she did that. “ You weren’t joking about that it was alive haha… ” He laughed nervously as he calmed down. “ Where are we exactly? ”

“I wasn’t lying and we’re in the Neitherworld! My home world!” She laughed as she flopped in her couch. “Home, this is the joker!” The house seemed to shudder as it stared at the new guest. “Joker, this is my home! Make yourself comfortable with it!” Josie gave him a sharper toothed smile.

“ Hey… ” He slowly waved at the home with a bit of mistrust. He just got closer to the couch where she was, trying to not touch the walls or something or make the home angry somehow. “ Your house is pretty interesting to say the least.” He stared at every detail of the place but he didn’t move from the side of the couch.

“Thank you!” She chirped happily. The couch scooted closer to the Joker and cuddled him with it’s arm. Josie didn’t seem to mind the movement. “Want anything to eat?! My fridge has some pretty gruesome stuff in it- oh! And don’t mind the clutter.” Josie’s home had random objects and things in it from the Neitherworld. She liked it that way.

“ Gruesome? ” The Joker showed confusion in his face, he wasn’t sure if he wanted something with that description but he nodded. “ Oh- okay. ” He didn’t mind it even if there were a lot of weird stuff, but he didn’t want to touch the stuff or even get too close. “ What do you have to eat anyways? ”

“Normal stuff. Neitherworld stuff.” She hopped up from the couch and ran to the kitchen. Strange smells wafted from the room and they weren’t all that pleasant or inviting. “What about a famous beetle sandwich from my uncle!?!” Josie yelled from the kitchen. She snickered to herself quietly. The girl knew the Joker was more nervous than anything; most people who first come from to the Neitherworld are like that.

“ That sounds good! ” He just hoped it was a normal sandwich or at least a sandwich without weird things inside. He looked around while he was waiting and he tried not to ask what were all those things on the place. “ Do other ghosts live in this place? ”

“Nope! Just me! I have a few friends over sometimes!” She replied from the kitchen. She then came out with a seemingly normal sandwich. “This is yours!” Josie giggled to herself. “Just eat it quickly okay!?” The girl snorted as live beetles protruded from the sandwich.

“ Oh, alright. ” When he saw the sandwich he was sure something wasn’t okay with it, so he stared at it. He stared horrified at the sandwich as the insects came out of it, he covered his mouth with his right hand, he looked like he was going to vomit. “ I-Is this a joke? ‘cause I don’t think it’s funny! ” 

“No, this is good. Neitherworld food. If you don’t want it then I’ll take it!” She picked a beetle off his plate and ate it with a crunch. To be polite, she turned away when she put it in her mouth. “Where do you want to go in the Neitherworld?! We can go any where that you want!” She smiled at him as she casually sat on the couch.

“ Yeah, I-I don’t want it… ” He tried to not think about the sandwich anymore, but the sound of the beetle being crunched.  “ Anywhere is good, I don’t really know this place at all, so… lead the way. ” He smiled again almost forgetting about the insects.

Josie looked at him out of the corner of her eye. “Okay!” She got up from the couch and lead him to the front door. Josie giggled and opened it wide. The world would side was colorful and strange. Monsters and creatures of every size wandered the street of the city she lived in. “Having fun yet?” She joked to him as she pushed him out side of her house.

He has seen every kind of weird things, and for that he reffers to the other villains he works with, but this was certainly something. He loved the colors, he smiled amazed at the place. “ Yes, I am ” Then he steped back. “ Are those things aggressive? ” He asked looking at the creatures outside.

“Josie! Josie Juice!” She said with a small bow of their head. “So I hear that you’re a big villain of Gotham?! That seems fun!…. what do villains do exactly?!” She clasped we hands together as she chocked her head to one side.

(No problem!

“ The biggest of all the villains of Gotham. ” He thought about it, where should he begin. “ We are criminals, I do every kind of fun stuff like threatening to blow up the city… fight the heros, y’know, that kind of stuff. Cool, right? ”   

Josie smiled and nodded her head. She magically took out a pencils and notebook to track her studies. “So have you ever blown up the city?!” She was curious beyond belief. Josie wasn’t really the villain type, but she wasn’t a hero either.

“ Have I ever?… ” He almost gets emotional for that question. “ It’s… more complicated than just push a button, so no. Not yet. ” He crossed his arms.  “ I will, you’ll see. Soon! wait- are you taking notes? ”

Josie perked up at his question to her. “Maybe…..” She looked at the Joker with wide eyes. “Mmm… I guess time will tell…” She pondered as she tapped her pencil against her chin. “What does it take to be a villain?”

“ … Alright? ” He glare at her, but he was kind of happy thinking that he maybe was an inspiration for someone or something like that so he ended up with a big smile on his face. “ You have to be smart, being capable on improve ingeniously cool scapes and… hate! a lot of hate! ”   

Josie wrote down hate on her notebook and looked back at the Joker. His grin made her grin. “Hehe! I do have a lot of good ideas! Not to brag or anything!” She shrugged and continued with her questions. “What about Batman?! Tell me how you defeat him and your guy’s relationship!” Josie smiled as sweetly as she could.

“ Uh, Batman? Yeah, we hate each other and I, am his greatest enemy! No matter how much he may deny it.” Now what? He never defeated Batman before.  “ Well since I’m his greatest enemy I shouldn’t tell anybody how to defeat him, since I’m the only one that should know that… yup, that’s it.” 

“Oh… I see…” Josie know what all his meant. She had seen this all before. “So you’re his greatest enemy, huh? Well I talked to Batman before I went here.” She snickered. “Maybe you would to hear what he said about you?” She flipped through her notes.

“ Oh, you did?… ” He was kind of surprised and even more surprised to see that he actually said something about him. “ What did he said? was is something bad? Tell me! ” Even if he was, he tried not to sound desperate to know it. 

Josie held up her notebook and shook it around a bit. “Ah ah ah! I don’t just give anybody anything for free!” She smiled a sharp toothed grin. “What would you give me for this info from Batman?” Josie had a few ideas of what she could get in return.

“ Uhm… give you? ” Was she serious? He wasn’t gonna give anybody something for some information of Batman. That was just stupid. But…  “ What do you want for it? ” He is not proud of this decision, and he showed that in the look in his face.

“I want the info on how to destroy Batman!” Josie scoffed. She knew how to play people very well since she had lived on Earth for so long. Josie had some big use for the key to defeat Batman. She would never admit it though.

“ … you what? ” He started laughing, he was fighting Batman for years now couldn’t defeat him, and she wanted to defeat him just like that? that was just funny. “ Don’t be ridiculous, that is a long time villain job! ” Also, he didn’t want to say that he hasn’t defeated him in so many years.

“Come on! Don’t you want to know what Batman said?!” She gave him a sharp toothed smile. “Actually…. you could give me something else for this info, but you would never!” Josie floated a few feet above the ground to surprise the Joker. “Hehe!”

“ Yes, I do! ” He crossed his arms, now he was getting a bit angry with this.  “ What!? what is it! I will say if I would! ” He took a step back when he saw her floating. “ W-What? You can fly? ”

“Sweetheart, I’m dead!” She giggled and floated in front of his face. Josie waved the notebook in front of his face. “To get this, you need to give me a hug please!” She giggled. To be honest, she would have used to knowledge of defeating batman to draw a picture for him as a ‘nice to meet you’ gift. Oh well. Plan A failed

“ Dead? ” Okay, that was kind of creepy, he didn’t mention that ‘cause that would have just make him sound like a coward, he was a master criminal and couldn’t be afraid of such things. “ Uh… yeah, sure, it’s not that bad. ” He said that but he didn’t get closer, she just said she was dead and now wanted a hug?, he was a bit scared of touching her, but he really wanted to know. He open his arms with a nervous smile in his face.

Josie hugged him and picked him up off the ground. She set him in her lap as she seemed to sit, slightly titled, on the air. She then too put her notebook and said, “Okay! Batman said ‘that as my greatest enemy, Joker is my motivation to save Gotham city when ever he tries to destroy it! I wake up every morning and pump iron to make sure that I can beat him every time.’ He also said, ‘I hate him very very very very very much.’” Josie looked at the Joker for his reaction.

He was obviously surprised when he didn’t felt the floor anymore, he tried not to show that. “ Wait-… he really said that about me? ” That made him smile and bite his lip, that made him so so happy he could have giggle like he was a crazy fangirl or a kid watching his favorite superhero, or something like that. “ Now, if you don’t mind putting me down… ” He was still nervous about not touching the floor.

“Oh yes he did!” She smiled as she cuddled him before setting him on the floor. “Hehe yeah…. hehe… um…. I’m been dead for years. Ever since the end of the Victorian era! I have powers because of my relations with a very powerful ghost in the after life. Sorry if I gave you a scare, but it’s kind of my thing as a ghost!” Josie hoped she wasn’t making him nervous.

A big smile formed into his face, it was what he wanted to hear.  “ Victorian era? that is a lot of time.” It was interesting, and a bit creepy, but interesting mostly. “ Don’t sweat it, I know another ghost but he don’t fly, you just surprised me. I wouldn’t get scared of that.” 

Josie was a bit surprised by his reaction. Not many people knew or liked ghosts. “Yeah! I’m quiet shocked that you don’t mind me…” She trailed off as she bit her bottom lip. “Ah….I was wondering if you wanted to be my friend?! We seem to have a lot in common and you seem pretty nice as it is. Um… if you don’t want to you don’t have to be! It was just a suggestion!” The young ghost blushed as she covered her face.

“ Your friend? ” He doubted for a moment, well, he acted like he did, actually he wanted her as a friend.  “ Sure, but don’t get the idea I’m a nice guy cause I am your friend.” He laughed a bit. “ You should help me sometime to defeat Batman ” That is what he usually do with his ¨friends¨.

“Yeah yeah…” Josie crossed her arms and narrowed her eyes. She had her suspicions about him. “I do I have good strategies and ideas, and since you haven’t taken over Gotham city maybe I can help with that!” She snickered fiendishly. Josie meant no harm in poking some fun at him.

He gasped. “ Yes, that would be nice. ” Just thinking about taking over the city was a dream coming true. “ So… Tell me about you, since we’re friends now ” He was interested in the whole ghost thing. He stared at her waiting for a response like he was a kid listening to a tale.

“Well there’s a lot to tell!” She smiled at his interest. “I lived in London, England during the Victorian era! My whole name is Josie Mallory Lilith! I now live in the Neitherworld with my uncle Annnnnd I’m 18 in human years!” Josie smiled as she put her feet on the ground. “What about you?!”

“ That’s interesting.” He was thinking for a second what should he say. “ I’m the Joker, I’m Batmans greatest enemy and the worst villain Gotham has ever had, and also I’m a comedy genious! ” He took his lipstick off his pocket and started applying it on his face. “ There is no much to tell.”

Josie coughed and said Arkam. She then proceeded to settle herself. “Nice color!” She said as walked up to him. “You do sound like a very evil and hilarious villain!” She laughed. The girl then proceed to look around his “lair”. The bright colors and decor varied from the bat cave. It felt comforting in here but an uneasy feeling was constantly in Josie’s stomach. It was as if all the villains that the joker knew would jump out at any moment and capture her.

“ Of course I do, ‘cause I am. ” He was happy to hear she say that and crossed his arms, proud of it. “ Are you alright? You look like you’ve seen… ” He pulled a little mirror from his pocket. “ A ghost. ” Then he laughed and pulled the mirror back in his pocket. 

As if Josie hadn’t heard that one! She had lived on Earth for centuries; she had become accustom to it! “Haha!” She laughed with him. “Oh I was just admiring your ‘lair’! I have a home as bright as yours!” She giggled.

“ Pretty good, isn’t it? ” He looked around like he had never seen the place before, nobody but Harley ever seemed to like it, specially for the colors. “ Really? And how is the place where you live? Is it a normal house? ” Now he was curious about it.

“Nope.” Josie said bluntly. “My house is alive!!!” She smiled as she wiggled her fingers in the air. “Would you like to see it?!” Josie asked as she put her hands behind her back and walked around more. She found comedic props around like rubber chickens and horns. It made her feel at home a little with all her mess.

He thought at first it was a joke or something to scare him, so he didn’t show surprise. “ Why not? ” He didn’t have nothing to do anyways. “ So… does your house have a name? ” Since he didn’t believe it he said that as a joke and giggled.

“No… I just call it home!” She winked at him and took his hand. “Be prepared… and scared!” She joked as she disappeared both of them. Suddenly they were taken to her home in the Neitherworld. The home she had was different colors with different wallpapers. It also seemed alive as it breathed a sigh of relief that their owners was home. “Home sweet home!”

He gasped as he appeared in that place, he didn’t expect that. “ W-what?! ” He looked around shocked but it didn’t took too long for him to realize that she did that. “ You weren’t joking about that it was alive haha… ” He laughed nervously as he calmed down. “ Where are we exactly? ”

“I wasn’t lying and we’re in the Neitherworld! My home world!” She laughed as she flopped in her couch. “Home, this is the joker!” The house seemed to shudder as it stared at the new guest. “Joker, this is my home! Make yourself comfortable with it!” Josie gave him a sharper toothed smile.

“ Hey… ” He slowly waved at the home with a bit of mistrust. He just got closer to the couch where she was, trying to not touch the walls or something or make the home angry somehow. “ Your house is pretty interesting to say the least.” He stared at every detail of the place but he didn’t move from the side of the couch.

“Thank you!” She chirped happily. The couch scooted closer to the Joker and cuddled him with it’s arm. Josie didn’t seem to mind the movement. “Want anything to eat?! My fridge has some pretty gruesome stuff in it- oh! And don’t mind the clutter.” Josie’s home had random objects and things in it from the Neitherworld. She liked it that way.

“ Gruesome? ” The Joker showed confusion in his face, he wasn’t sure if he wanted something with that description but he nodded. “ Oh- okay. ” He didn’t mind it even if there were a lot of weird stuff, but he didn’t want to touch the stuff or even get too close. “ What do you have to eat anyways? ”

“Normal stuff. Neitherworld stuff.” She hopped up from the couch and ran to the kitchen. Strange smells wafted from the room and they weren’t all that pleasant or inviting. “What about a famous beetle sandwich from my uncle!?!” Josie yelled from the kitchen. She snickered to herself quietly. The girl knew the Joker was more nervous than anything; most people who first come from to the Neitherworld are like that.

“ That sounds good! ” He just hoped it was a normal sandwich or at least a sandwich without weird things inside. He looked around while he was waiting and he tried not to ask what were all those things on the place. “ Do other ghosts live in this place? ”

“Nope! Just me! I have a few friends over sometimes!” She replied from the kitchen. She then came out with a seemingly normal sandwich. “This is yours!” Josie giggled to herself. “Just eat it quickly okay!?” The girl snorted as live beetles protruded from the sandwich.

“ Oh, alright. ” When he saw the sandwich he was sure something wasn’t okay with it, so he stared at it. He stared horrified at the sandwich as the insects came out of it, he covered his mouth with his right hand, he looked like he was going to vomit. “ I-Is this a joke? ‘cause I don’t think it’s funny! ” 

“No, this is good. Neitherworld food. If you don’t want it then I’ll take it!” She picked a beetle off his plate and ate it with a crunch. To be polite, she turned away when she put it in her mouth. “Where do you want to go in the Neitherworld?! We can go any where that you want!” She smiled at him as she casually sat on the couch.

“ Yeah, I-I don’t want it... ” He tried to not think about the sandwich anymore, but the sound of the beetle being crunched.  “ Anywhere is good, I don’t really know this place at all, so... lead the way. ” He smiled again almost forgetting about the insects.

Dangerous Dare Hour

I’m giving you permission to dare my muse to do something dangerous or risky, even life-threatening. If they refuse to do the dare, the sender has the right to come up with their own punishment. Reblog responsibly.

“Josie! Josie Juice!” She said with a small bow of their head. “So I hear that you’re a big villain of Gotham?! That seems fun!…. what do villains do exactly?!” She clasped we hands together as she chocked her head to one side.

(No problem!

“ The biggest of all the villains of Gotham. ” He thought about it, where should he begin. “ We are criminals, I do every kind of fun stuff like threatening to blow up the city… fight the heros, y’know, that kind of stuff. Cool, right? ”   

Josie smiled and nodded her head. She magically took out a pencils and notebook to track her studies. “So have you ever blown up the city?!” She was curious beyond belief. Josie wasn’t really the villain type, but she wasn’t a hero either.

“ Have I ever?… ” He almost gets emotional for that question. “ It’s… more complicated than just push a button, so no. Not yet. ” He crossed his arms.  “ I will, you’ll see. Soon! wait- are you taking notes? ”

Josie perked up at his question to her. “Maybe…..” She looked at the Joker with wide eyes. “Mmm… I guess time will tell…” She pondered as she tapped her pencil against her chin. “What does it take to be a villain?”

“ … Alright? ” He glare at her, but he was kind of happy thinking that he maybe was an inspiration for someone or something like that so he ended up with a big smile on his face. “ You have to be smart, being capable on improve ingeniously cool scapes and… hate! a lot of hate! ”   

Josie wrote down hate on her notebook and looked back at the Joker. His grin made her grin. “Hehe! I do have a lot of good ideas! Not to brag or anything!” She shrugged and continued with her questions. “What about Batman?! Tell me how you defeat him and your guy’s relationship!” Josie smiled as sweetly as she could.

“ Uh, Batman? Yeah, we hate each other and I, am his greatest enemy! No matter how much he may deny it.” Now what? He never defeated Batman before.  “ Well since I’m his greatest enemy I shouldn’t tell anybody how to defeat him, since I’m the only one that should know that… yup, that’s it.” 

“Oh… I see…” Josie know what all his meant. She had seen this all before. “So you’re his greatest enemy, huh? Well I talked to Batman before I went here.” She snickered. “Maybe you would to hear what he said about you?” She flipped through her notes.

“ Oh, you did?… ” He was kind of surprised and even more surprised to see that he actually said something about him. “ What did he said? was is something bad? Tell me! ” Even if he was, he tried not to sound desperate to know it. 

Josie held up her notebook and shook it around a bit. “Ah ah ah! I don’t just give anybody anything for free!” She smiled a sharp toothed grin. “What would you give me for this info from Batman?” Josie had a few ideas of what she could get in return.

“ Uhm… give you? ” Was she serious? He wasn’t gonna give anybody something for some information of Batman. That was just stupid. But…  “ What do you want for it? ” He is not proud of this decision, and he showed that in the look in his face.

“I want the info on how to destroy Batman!” Josie scoffed. She knew how to play people very well since she had lived on Earth for so long. Josie had some big use for the key to defeat Batman. She would never admit it though.

“ … you what? ” He started laughing, he was fighting Batman for years now couldn’t defeat him, and she wanted to defeat him just like that? that was just funny. “ Don’t be ridiculous, that is a long time villain job! ” Also, he didn’t want to say that he hasn’t defeated him in so many years.

“Come on! Don’t you want to know what Batman said?!” She gave him a sharp toothed smile. “Actually…. you could give me something else for this info, but you would never!” Josie floated a few feet above the ground to surprise the Joker. “Hehe!”

“ Yes, I do! ” He crossed his arms, now he was getting a bit angry with this.  “ What!? what is it! I will say if I would! ” He took a step back when he saw her floating. “ W-What? You can fly? ”

“Sweetheart, I’m dead!” She giggled and floated in front of his face. Josie waved the notebook in front of his face. “To get this, you need to give me a hug please!” She giggled. To be honest, she would have used to knowledge of defeating batman to draw a picture for him as a ‘nice to meet you’ gift. Oh well. Plan A failed

“ Dead? ” Okay, that was kind of creepy, he didn’t mention that ‘cause that would have just make him sound like a coward, he was a master criminal and couldn’t be afraid of such things. “ Uh… yeah, sure, it’s not that bad. ” He said that but he didn’t get closer, she just said she was dead and now wanted a hug?, he was a bit scared of touching her, but he really wanted to know. He open his arms with a nervous smile in his face.

Josie hugged him and picked him up off the ground. She set him in her lap as she seemed to sit, slightly titled, on the air. She then too put her notebook and said, “Okay! Batman said ‘that as my greatest enemy, Joker is my motivation to save Gotham city when ever he tries to destroy it! I wake up every morning and pump iron to make sure that I can beat him every time.’ He also said, ‘I hate him very very very very very much.’” Josie looked at the Joker for his reaction.

He was obviously surprised when he didn’t felt the floor anymore, he tried not to show that. “ Wait-… he really said that about me? ” That made him smile and bite his lip, that made him so so happy he could have giggle like he was a crazy fangirl or a kid watching his favorite superhero, or something like that. “ Now, if you don’t mind putting me down… ” He was still nervous about not touching the floor.

“Oh yes he did!” She smiled as she cuddled him before setting him on the floor. “Hehe yeah…. hehe… um…. I’m been dead for years. Ever since the end of the Victorian era! I have powers because of my relations with a very powerful ghost in the after life. Sorry if I gave you a scare, but it’s kind of my thing as a ghost!” Josie hoped she wasn’t making him nervous.

A big smile formed into his face, it was what he wanted to hear.  “ Victorian era? that is a lot of time.” It was interesting, and a bit creepy, but interesting mostly. “ Don’t sweat it, I know another ghost but he don’t fly, you just surprised me. I wouldn’t get scared of that.” 

Josie was a bit surprised by his reaction. Not many people knew or liked ghosts. “Yeah! I’m quiet shocked that you don’t mind me…” She trailed off as she bit her bottom lip. “Ah….I was wondering if you wanted to be my friend?! We seem to have a lot in common and you seem pretty nice as it is. Um… if you don’t want to you don’t have to be! It was just a suggestion!” The young ghost blushed as she covered her face.

“ Your friend? ” He doubted for a moment, well, he acted like he did, actually he wanted her as a friend.  “ Sure, but don’t get the idea I’m a nice guy cause I am your friend.” He laughed a bit. “ You should help me sometime to defeat Batman ” That is what he usually do with his ¨friends¨.

“Yeah yeah…” Josie crossed her arms and narrowed her eyes. She had her suspicions about him. “I do I have good strategies and ideas, and since you haven’t taken over Gotham city maybe I can help with that!” She snickered fiendishly. Josie meant no harm in poking some fun at him.

He gasped. “ Yes, that would be nice. ” Just thinking about taking over the city was a dream coming true. “ So… Tell me about you, since we’re friends now ” He was interested in the whole ghost thing. He stared at her waiting for a response like he was a kid listening to a tale.

“Well there’s a lot to tell!” She smiled at his interest. “I lived in London, England during the Victorian era! My whole name is Josie Mallory Lilith! I now live in the Neitherworld with my uncle Annnnnd I’m 18 in human years!” Josie smiled as she put her feet on the ground. “What about you?!”

“ That’s interesting.” He was thinking for a second what should he say. “ I’m the Joker, I’m Batmans greatest enemy and the worst villain Gotham has ever had, and also I’m a comedy genious! ” He took his lipstick off his pocket and started applying it on his face. “ There is no much to tell.”

Josie coughed and said Arkam. She then proceeded to settle herself. “Nice color!” She said as walked up to him. “You do sound like a very evil and hilarious villain!” She laughed. The girl then proceed to look around his “lair”. The bright colors and decor varied from the bat cave. It felt comforting in here but an uneasy feeling was constantly in Josie’s stomach. It was as if all the villains that the joker knew would jump out at any moment and capture her.

“ Of course I do, ‘cause I am. ” He was happy to hear she say that and crossed his arms, proud of it. “ Are you alright? You look like you’ve seen… ” He pulled a little mirror from his pocket. “ A ghost. ” Then he laughed and pulled the mirror back in his pocket. 

As if Josie hadn’t heard that one! She had lived on Earth for centuries; she had become accustom to it! “Haha!” She laughed with him. “Oh I was just admiring your ‘lair’! I have a home as bright as yours!” She giggled.

“ Pretty good, isn’t it? ” He looked around like he had never seen the place before, nobody but Harley ever seemed to like it, specially for the colors. “ Really? And how is the place where you live? Is it a normal house? ” Now he was curious about it.

“Nope.” Josie said bluntly. “My house is alive!!!” She smiled as she wiggled her fingers in the air. “Would you like to see it?!” Josie asked as she put her hands behind her back and walked around more. She found comedic props around like rubber chickens and horns. It made her feel at home a little with all her mess.

He thought at first it was a joke or something to scare him, so he didn’t show surprise. “ Why not? ” He didn’t have nothing to do anyways. “ So… does your house have a name? ” Since he didn’t believe it he said that as a joke and giggled.

“No… I just call it home!” She winked at him and took his hand. “Be prepared… and scared!” She joked as she disappeared both of them. Suddenly they were taken to her home in the Neitherworld. The home she had was different colors with different wallpapers. It also seemed alive as it breathed a sigh of relief that their owners was home. “Home sweet home!”

He gasped as he appeared in that place, he didn’t expect that. “ W-what?! ” He looked around shocked but it didn’t took too long for him to realize that she did that. “ You weren’t joking about that it was alive haha… ” He laughed nervously as he calmed down. “ Where are we exactly? ”

“I wasn’t lying and we’re in the Neitherworld! My home world!” She laughed as she flopped in her couch. “Home, this is the joker!” The house seemed to shudder as it stared at the new guest. “Joker, this is my home! Make yourself comfortable with it!” Josie gave him a sharper toothed smile.

“ Hey… ” He slowly waved at the home with a bit of mistrust. He just got closer to the couch where she was, trying to not touch the walls or something or make the home angry somehow. “ Your house is pretty interesting to say the least.” He stared at every detail of the place but he didn’t move from the side of the couch.

“Thank you!” She chirped happily. The couch scooted closer to the Joker and cuddled him with it’s arm. Josie didn’t seem to mind the movement. “Want anything to eat?! My fridge has some pretty gruesome stuff in it- oh! And don’t mind the clutter.” Josie’s home had random objects and things in it from the Neitherworld. She liked it that way.

“ Gruesome? ” The Joker showed confusion in his face, he wasn’t sure if he wanted something with that description but he nodded. “ Oh- okay. ” He didn’t mind it even if there were a lot of weird stuff, but he didn’t want to touch the stuff or even get too close. “ What do you have to eat anyways? ”

“Normal stuff. Neitherworld stuff.” She hopped up from the couch and ran to the kitchen. Strange smells wafted from the room and they weren’t all that pleasant or inviting. “What about a famous beetle sandwich from my uncle!?!” Josie yelled from the kitchen. She snickered to herself quietly. The girl knew the Joker was more nervous than anything; most people who first come from to the Neitherworld are like that.

“ That sounds good! ” He just hoped it was a normal sandwich or at least a sandwich without weird things inside. He looked around while he was waiting and he tried not to ask what were all those things on the place. “ Do other ghosts live in this place? ”

“Nope! Just me! I have a few friends over sometimes!” She replied from the kitchen. She then came out with a seemingly normal sandwich. “This is yours!” Josie giggled to herself. “Just eat it quickly okay!?” The girl snorted as live beetles protruded from the sandwich.

“ Oh, alright. ” When he saw the sandwich he was sure something wasn’t okay with it, so he stared at it. He stared horrified at the sandwich as the insects came out of it, he covered his mouth with his right hand, he looked like he was going to vomit. “ I-Is this a joke? ‘cause I don’t think it’s funny! ” 

“Josie! Josie Juice!” She said with a small bow of their head. “So I hear that you’re a big villain of Gotham?! That seems fun!…. what do villains do exactly?!” She clasped we hands together as she chocked her head to one side.

(No problem!

“ The biggest of all the villains of Gotham. ” He thought about it, where should he begin. “ We are criminals, I do every kind of fun stuff like threatening to blow up the city… fight the heros, y’know, that kind of stuff. Cool, right? ”   

Josie smiled and nodded her head. She magically took out a pencils and notebook to track her studies. “So have you ever blown up the city?!” She was curious beyond belief. Josie wasn’t really the villain type, but she wasn’t a hero either.

“ Have I ever?… ” He almost gets emotional for that question. “ It’s… more complicated than just push a button, so no. Not yet. ” He crossed his arms.  “ I will, you’ll see. Soon! wait- are you taking notes? ”

Josie perked up at his question to her. “Maybe…..” She looked at the Joker with wide eyes. “Mmm… I guess time will tell…” She pondered as she tapped her pencil against her chin. “What does it take to be a villain?”

“ … Alright? ” He glare at her, but he was kind of happy thinking that he maybe was an inspiration for someone or something like that so he ended up with a big smile on his face. “ You have to be smart, being capable on improve ingeniously cool scapes and… hate! a lot of hate! ”   

Josie wrote down hate on her notebook and looked back at the Joker. His grin made her grin. “Hehe! I do have a lot of good ideas! Not to brag or anything!” She shrugged and continued with her questions. “What about Batman?! Tell me how you defeat him and your guy’s relationship!” Josie smiled as sweetly as she could.

“ Uh, Batman? Yeah, we hate each other and I, am his greatest enemy! No matter how much he may deny it.” Now what? He never defeated Batman before.  “ Well since I’m his greatest enemy I shouldn’t tell anybody how to defeat him, since I’m the only one that should know that… yup, that’s it.” 

“Oh… I see…” Josie know what all his meant. She had seen this all before. “So you’re his greatest enemy, huh? Well I talked to Batman before I went here.” She snickered. “Maybe you would to hear what he said about you?” She flipped through her notes.

“ Oh, you did?… ” He was kind of surprised and even more surprised to see that he actually said something about him. “ What did he said? was is something bad? Tell me! ” Even if he was, he tried not to sound desperate to know it. 

Josie held up her notebook and shook it around a bit. “Ah ah ah! I don’t just give anybody anything for free!” She smiled a sharp toothed grin. “What would you give me for this info from Batman?” Josie had a few ideas of what she could get in return.

“ Uhm… give you? ” Was she serious? He wasn’t gonna give anybody something for some information of Batman. That was just stupid. But…  “ What do you want for it? ” He is not proud of this decision, and he showed that in the look in his face.

“I want the info on how to destroy Batman!” Josie scoffed. She knew how to play people very well since she had lived on Earth for so long. Josie had some big use for the key to defeat Batman. She would never admit it though.

“ … you what? ” He started laughing, he was fighting Batman for years now couldn’t defeat him, and she wanted to defeat him just like that? that was just funny. “ Don’t be ridiculous, that is a long time villain job! ” Also, he didn’t want to say that he hasn’t defeated him in so many years.

“Come on! Don’t you want to know what Batman said?!” She gave him a sharp toothed smile. “Actually…. you could give me something else for this info, but you would never!” Josie floated a few feet above the ground to surprise the Joker. “Hehe!”

“ Yes, I do! ” He crossed his arms, now he was getting a bit angry with this.  “ What!? what is it! I will say if I would! ” He took a step back when he saw her floating. “ W-What? You can fly? ”

“Sweetheart, I’m dead!” She giggled and floated in front of his face. Josie waved the notebook in front of his face. “To get this, you need to give me a hug please!” She giggled. To be honest, she would have used to knowledge of defeating batman to draw a picture for him as a ‘nice to meet you’ gift. Oh well. Plan A failed

“ Dead? ” Okay, that was kind of creepy, he didn’t mention that ‘cause that would have just make him sound like a coward, he was a master criminal and couldn’t be afraid of such things. “ Uh… yeah, sure, it’s not that bad. ” He said that but he didn’t get closer, she just said she was dead and now wanted a hug?, he was a bit scared of touching her, but he really wanted to know. He open his arms with a nervous smile in his face.

Josie hugged him and picked him up off the ground. She set him in her lap as she seemed to sit, slightly titled, on the air. She then too put her notebook and said, “Okay! Batman said ‘that as my greatest enemy, Joker is my motivation to save Gotham city when ever he tries to destroy it! I wake up every morning and pump iron to make sure that I can beat him every time.’ He also said, ‘I hate him very very very very very much.’” Josie looked at the Joker for his reaction.

He was obviously surprised when he didn’t felt the floor anymore, he tried not to show that. “ Wait-… he really said that about me? ” That made him smile and bite his lip, that made him so so happy he could have giggle like he was a crazy fangirl or a kid watching his favorite superhero, or something like that. “ Now, if you don’t mind putting me down… ” He was still nervous about not touching the floor.

“Oh yes he did!” She smiled as she cuddled him before setting him on the floor. “Hehe yeah…. hehe… um…. I’m been dead for years. Ever since the end of the Victorian era! I have powers because of my relations with a very powerful ghost in the after life. Sorry if I gave you a scare, but it’s kind of my thing as a ghost!” Josie hoped she wasn’t making him nervous.

A big smile formed into his face, it was what he wanted to hear.  “ Victorian era? that is a lot of time.” It was interesting, and a bit creepy, but interesting mostly. “ Don’t sweat it, I know another ghost but he don’t fly, you just surprised me. I wouldn’t get scared of that.” 

Josie was a bit surprised by his reaction. Not many people knew or liked ghosts. “Yeah! I’m quiet shocked that you don’t mind me…” She trailed off as she bit her bottom lip. “Ah….I was wondering if you wanted to be my friend?! We seem to have a lot in common and you seem pretty nice as it is. Um… if you don’t want to you don’t have to be! It was just a suggestion!” The young ghost blushed as she covered her face.

“ Your friend? ” He doubted for a moment, well, he acted like he did, actually he wanted her as a friend.  “ Sure, but don’t get the idea I’m a nice guy cause I am your friend.” He laughed a bit. “ You should help me sometime to defeat Batman ” That is what he usually do with his ¨friends¨.

“Yeah yeah…” Josie crossed her arms and narrowed her eyes. She had her suspicions about him. “I do I have good strategies and ideas, and since you haven’t taken over Gotham city maybe I can help with that!” She snickered fiendishly. Josie meant no harm in poking some fun at him.

He gasped. “ Yes, that would be nice. ” Just thinking about taking over the city was a dream coming true. “ So… Tell me about you, since we’re friends now ” He was interested in the whole ghost thing. He stared at her waiting for a response like he was a kid listening to a tale.

“Well there’s a lot to tell!” She smiled at his interest. “I lived in London, England during the Victorian era! My whole name is Josie Mallory Lilith! I now live in the Neitherworld with my uncle Annnnnd I’m 18 in human years!” Josie smiled as she put her feet on the ground. “What about you?!”

“ That’s interesting.” He was thinking for a second what should he say. “ I’m the Joker, I’m Batmans greatest enemy and the worst villain Gotham has ever had, and also I’m a comedy genious! ” He took his lipstick off his pocket and started applying it on his face. “ There is no much to tell.”

Josie coughed and said Arkam. She then proceeded to settle herself. “Nice color!” She said as walked up to him. “You do sound like a very evil and hilarious villain!” She laughed. The girl then proceed to look around his “lair”. The bright colors and decor varied from the bat cave. It felt comforting in here but an uneasy feeling was constantly in Josie’s stomach. It was as if all the villains that the joker knew would jump out at any moment and capture her.

“ Of course I do, ‘cause I am. ” He was happy to hear she say that and crossed his arms, proud of it. “ Are you alright? You look like you’ve seen… ” He pulled a little mirror from his pocket. “ A ghost. ” Then he laughed and pulled the mirror back in his pocket. 

As if Josie hadn’t heard that one! She had lived on Earth for centuries; she had become accustom to it! “Haha!” She laughed with him. “Oh I was just admiring your ‘lair’! I have a home as bright as yours!” She giggled.

“ Pretty good, isn’t it? ” He looked around like he had never seen the place before, nobody but Harley ever seemed to like it, specially for the colors. “ Really? And how is the place where you live? Is it a normal house? ” Now he was curious about it.

“Nope.” Josie said bluntly. “My house is alive!!!” She smiled as she wiggled her fingers in the air. “Would you like to see it?!” Josie asked as she put her hands behind her back and walked around more. She found comedic props around like rubber chickens and horns. It made her feel at home a little with all her mess.

He thought at first it was a joke or something to scare him, so he didn’t show surprise. “ Why not? ” He didn’t have nothing to do anyways. “ So… does your house have a name? ” Since he didn’t believe it he said that as a joke and giggled.

“No… I just call it home!” She winked at him and took his hand. “Be prepared… and scared!” She joked as she disappeared both of them. Suddenly they were taken to her home in the Neitherworld. The home she had was different colors with different wallpapers. It also seemed alive as it breathed a sigh of relief that their owners was home. “Home sweet home!”

He gasped as he appeared in that place, he didn’t expect that. “ W-what?! ” He looked around shocked but it didn’t took too long for him to realize that she did that. “ You weren’t joking about that it was alive haha… ” He laughed nervously as he calmed down. “ Where are we exactly? ”

“I wasn’t lying and we’re in the Neitherworld! My home world!” She laughed as she flopped in her couch. “Home, this is the joker!” The house seemed to shudder as it stared at the new guest. “Joker, this is my home! Make yourself comfortable with it!” Josie gave him a sharper toothed smile.

“ Hey… ” He slowly waved at the home with a bit of mistrust. He just got closer to the couch where she was, trying to not touch the walls or something or make the home angry somehow. “ Your house is pretty interesting to say the least.” He stared at every detail of the place but he didn’t move from the side of the couch.

“Thank you!” She chirped happily. The couch scooted closer to the Joker and cuddled him with it’s arm. Josie didn’t seem to mind the movement. “Want anything to eat?! My fridge has some pretty gruesome stuff in it- oh! And don’t mind the clutter.” Josie’s home had random objects and things in it from the Neitherworld. She liked it that way.

“ Gruesome? ” The Joker showed confusion in his face, he wasn’t sure if he wanted something with that description but he nodded. “ Oh- okay. ” He didn’t mind it even if there were a lot of weird stuff, but he didn’t want to touch the stuff or even get too close. “ What do you have to eat anyways? ”

“Normal stuff. Neitherworld stuff.” She hopped up from the couch and ran to the kitchen. Strange smells wafted from the room and they weren’t all that pleasant or inviting. “What about a famous beetle sandwich from my uncle!?!” Josie yelled from the kitchen. She snickered to herself quietly. The girl knew the Joker was more nervous than anything; most people who first come from to the Neitherworld are like that.

“ That sounds good! ” He just hoped it was a normal sandwich or at least a sandwich without weird things inside. He looked around while he was waiting and he tried not to ask what were all those things on the place. “ Do other ghosts live in this place? ”

“Josie! Josie Juice!” She said with a small bow of their head. “So I hear that you’re a big villain of Gotham?! That seems fun!…. what do villains do exactly?!” She clasped we hands together as she chocked her head to one side.

(No problem!

“ The biggest of all the villains of Gotham. ” He thought about it, where should he begin. “ We are criminals, I do every kind of fun stuff like threatening to blow up the city… fight the heros, y’know, that kind of stuff. Cool, right? ”   

Josie smiled and nodded her head. She magically took out a pencils and notebook to track her studies. “So have you ever blown up the city?!” She was curious beyond belief. Josie wasn’t really the villain type, but she wasn’t a hero either.

“ Have I ever?… ” He almost gets emotional for that question. “ It’s… more complicated than just push a button, so no. Not yet. ” He crossed his arms.  “ I will, you’ll see. Soon! wait- are you taking notes? ”

Josie perked up at his question to her. “Maybe…..” She looked at the Joker with wide eyes. “Mmm… I guess time will tell…” She pondered as she tapped her pencil against her chin. “What does it take to be a villain?”

“ … Alright? ” He glare at her, but he was kind of happy thinking that he maybe was an inspiration for someone or something like that so he ended up with a big smile on his face. “ You have to be smart, being capable on improve ingeniously cool scapes and… hate! a lot of hate! ”   

Josie wrote down hate on her notebook and looked back at the Joker. His grin made her grin. “Hehe! I do have a lot of good ideas! Not to brag or anything!” She shrugged and continued with her questions. “What about Batman?! Tell me how you defeat him and your guy’s relationship!” Josie smiled as sweetly as she could.

“ Uh, Batman? Yeah, we hate each other and I, am his greatest enemy! No matter how much he may deny it.” Now what? He never defeated Batman before.  “ Well since I’m his greatest enemy I shouldn’t tell anybody how to defeat him, since I’m the only one that should know that… yup, that’s it.” 

“Oh… I see…” Josie know what all his meant. She had seen this all before. “So you’re his greatest enemy, huh? Well I talked to Batman before I went here.” She snickered. “Maybe you would to hear what he said about you?” She flipped through her notes.

“ Oh, you did?… ” He was kind of surprised and even more surprised to see that he actually said something about him. “ What did he said? was is something bad? Tell me! ” Even if he was, he tried not to sound desperate to know it. 

Josie held up her notebook and shook it around a bit. “Ah ah ah! I don’t just give anybody anything for free!” She smiled a sharp toothed grin. “What would you give me for this info from Batman?” Josie had a few ideas of what she could get in return.

“ Uhm… give you? ” Was she serious? He wasn’t gonna give anybody something for some information of Batman. That was just stupid. But…  “ What do you want for it? ” He is not proud of this decision, and he showed that in the look in his face.

“I want the info on how to destroy Batman!” Josie scoffed. She knew how to play people very well since she had lived on Earth for so long. Josie had some big use for the key to defeat Batman. She would never admit it though.

“ … you what? ” He started laughing, he was fighting Batman for years now couldn’t defeat him, and she wanted to defeat him just like that? that was just funny. “ Don’t be ridiculous, that is a long time villain job! ” Also, he didn’t want to say that he hasn’t defeated him in so many years.

“Come on! Don’t you want to know what Batman said?!” She gave him a sharp toothed smile. “Actually…. you could give me something else for this info, but you would never!” Josie floated a few feet above the ground to surprise the Joker. “Hehe!”

“ Yes, I do! ” He crossed his arms, now he was getting a bit angry with this.  “ What!? what is it! I will say if I would! ” He took a step back when he saw her floating. “ W-What? You can fly? ”

“Sweetheart, I’m dead!” She giggled and floated in front of his face. Josie waved the notebook in front of his face. “To get this, you need to give me a hug please!” She giggled. To be honest, she would have used to knowledge of defeating batman to draw a picture for him as a ‘nice to meet you’ gift. Oh well. Plan A failed

“ Dead? ” Okay, that was kind of creepy, he didn’t mention that ‘cause that would have just make him sound like a coward, he was a master criminal and couldn’t be afraid of such things. “ Uh… yeah, sure, it’s not that bad. ” He said that but he didn’t get closer, she just said she was dead and now wanted a hug?, he was a bit scared of touching her, but he really wanted to know. He open his arms with a nervous smile in his face.

Josie hugged him and picked him up off the ground. She set him in her lap as she seemed to sit, slightly titled, on the air. She then too put her notebook and said, “Okay! Batman said ‘that as my greatest enemy, Joker is my motivation to save Gotham city when ever he tries to destroy it! I wake up every morning and pump iron to make sure that I can beat him every time.’ He also said, ‘I hate him very very very very very much.’” Josie looked at the Joker for his reaction.

He was obviously surprised when he didn’t felt the floor anymore, he tried not to show that. “ Wait-… he really said that about me? ” That made him smile and bite his lip, that made him so so happy he could have giggle like he was a crazy fangirl or a kid watching his favorite superhero, or something like that. “ Now, if you don’t mind putting me down… ” He was still nervous about not touching the floor.

“Oh yes he did!” She smiled as she cuddled him before setting him on the floor. “Hehe yeah…. hehe… um…. I’m been dead for years. Ever since the end of the Victorian era! I have powers because of my relations with a very powerful ghost in the after life. Sorry if I gave you a scare, but it’s kind of my thing as a ghost!” Josie hoped she wasn’t making him nervous.

A big smile formed into his face, it was what he wanted to hear.  “ Victorian era? that is a lot of time.” It was interesting, and a bit creepy, but interesting mostly. “ Don’t sweat it, I know another ghost but he don’t fly, you just surprised me. I wouldn’t get scared of that.” 

Josie was a bit surprised by his reaction. Not many people knew or liked ghosts. “Yeah! I’m quiet shocked that you don’t mind me…” She trailed off as she bit her bottom lip. “Ah….I was wondering if you wanted to be my friend?! We seem to have a lot in common and you seem pretty nice as it is. Um… if you don’t want to you don’t have to be! It was just a suggestion!” The young ghost blushed as she covered her face.

“ Your friend? ” He doubted for a moment, well, he acted like he did, actually he wanted her as a friend.  “ Sure, but don’t get the idea I’m a nice guy cause I am your friend.” He laughed a bit. “ You should help me sometime to defeat Batman ” That is what he usually do with his ¨friends¨.

“Yeah yeah…” Josie crossed her arms and narrowed her eyes. She had her suspicions about him. “I do I have good strategies and ideas, and since you haven’t taken over Gotham city maybe I can help with that!” She snickered fiendishly. Josie meant no harm in poking some fun at him.

He gasped. “ Yes, that would be nice. ” Just thinking about taking over the city was a dream coming true. “ So… Tell me about you, since we’re friends now ” He was interested in the whole ghost thing. He stared at her waiting for a response like he was a kid listening to a tale.

“Well there’s a lot to tell!” She smiled at his interest. “I lived in London, England during the Victorian era! My whole name is Josie Mallory Lilith! I now live in the Neitherworld with my uncle Annnnnd I’m 18 in human years!” Josie smiled as she put her feet on the ground. “What about you?!”

“ That’s interesting.” He was thinking for a second what should he say. “ I’m the Joker, I’m Batmans greatest enemy and the worst villain Gotham has ever had, and also I’m a comedy genious! ” He took his lipstick off his pocket and started applying it on his face. “ There is no much to tell.”

Josie coughed and said Arkam. She then proceeded to settle herself. “Nice color!” She said as walked up to him. “You do sound like a very evil and hilarious villain!” She laughed. The girl then proceed to look around his “lair”. The bright colors and decor varied from the bat cave. It felt comforting in here but an uneasy feeling was constantly in Josie’s stomach. It was as if all the villains that the joker knew would jump out at any moment and capture her.

“ Of course I do, ‘cause I am. ” He was happy to hear she say that and crossed his arms, proud of it. “ Are you alright? You look like you’ve seen… ” He pulled a little mirror from his pocket. “ A ghost. ” Then he laughed and pulled the mirror back in his pocket. 

As if Josie hadn’t heard that one! She had lived on Earth for centuries; she had become accustom to it! “Haha!” She laughed with him. “Oh I was just admiring your ‘lair’! I have a home as bright as yours!” She giggled.

“ Pretty good, isn’t it? ” He looked around like he had never seen the place before, nobody but Harley ever seemed to like it, specially for the colors. “ Really? And how is the place where you live? Is it a normal house? ” Now he was curious about it.

“Nope.” Josie said bluntly. “My house is alive!!!” She smiled as she wiggled her fingers in the air. “Would you like to see it?!” Josie asked as she put her hands behind her back and walked around more. She found comedic props around like rubber chickens and horns. It made her feel at home a little with all her mess.

He thought at first it was a joke or something to scare him, so he didn’t show surprise. “ Why not? ” He didn’t have nothing to do anyways. “ So… does your house have a name? ” Since he didn’t believe it he said that as a joke and giggled.

“No… I just call it home!” She winked at him and took his hand. “Be prepared… and scared!” She joked as she disappeared both of them. Suddenly they were taken to her home in the Neitherworld. The home she had was different colors with different wallpapers. It also seemed alive as it breathed a sigh of relief that their owners was home. “Home sweet home!”

He gasped as he appeared in that place, he didn’t expect that. “ W-what?! ” He looked around shocked but it didn’t took too long for him to realize that she did that. “ You weren’t joking about that it was alive haha… ” He laughed nervously as he calmed down. “ Where are we exactly? ”

“I wasn’t lying and we’re in the Neitherworld! My home world!” She laughed as she flopped in her couch. “Home, this is the joker!” The house seemed to shudder as it stared at the new guest. “Joker, this is my home! Make yourself comfortable with it!” Josie gave him a sharper toothed smile.

“ Hey… ” He slowly waved at the home with a bit of mistrust. He just got closer to the couch where she was, trying to not touch the walls or something or make the home angry somehow. “ Your house is pretty interesting to say the least.” He stared at every detail of the place but he didn’t move from the side of the couch.

“Thank you!” She chirped happily. The couch scooted closer to the Joker and cuddled him with it’s arm. Josie didn’t seem to mind the movement. “Want anything to eat?! My fridge has some pretty gruesome stuff in it- oh! And don’t mind the clutter.” Josie’s home had random objects and things in it from the Neitherworld. She liked it that way.

“ Gruesome? ” The Joker showed confusion in his face, he wasn’t sure if he wanted something with that description but he nodded. “ Oh- okay. ” He didn’t mind it even if there were a lot of weird stuff, but he didn’t want to touch the stuff or even get too close. “ What do you have to eat anyways? ”

“Josie! Josie Juice!” She said with a small bow of their head. “So I hear that you’re a big villain of Gotham?! That seems fun!…. what do villains do exactly?!” She clasped we hands together as she chocked her head to one side.

(No problem!

“ The biggest of all the villains of Gotham. ” He thought about it, where should he begin. “ We are criminals, I do every kind of fun stuff like threatening to blow up the city… fight the heros, y’know, that kind of stuff. Cool, right? ”   

Josie smiled and nodded her head. She magically took out a pencils and notebook to track her studies. “So have you ever blown up the city?!” She was curious beyond belief. Josie wasn’t really the villain type, but she wasn’t a hero either.

“ Have I ever?… ” He almost gets emotional for that question. “ It’s… more complicated than just push a button, so no. Not yet. ” He crossed his arms.  “ I will, you’ll see. Soon! wait- are you taking notes? ”

Josie perked up at his question to her. “Maybe…..” She looked at the Joker with wide eyes. “Mmm… I guess time will tell…” She pondered as she tapped her pencil against her chin. “What does it take to be a villain?”

“ … Alright? ” He glare at her, but he was kind of happy thinking that he maybe was an inspiration for someone or something like that so he ended up with a big smile on his face. “ You have to be smart, being capable on improve ingeniously cool scapes and… hate! a lot of hate! ”   

Josie wrote down hate on her notebook and looked back at the Joker. His grin made her grin. “Hehe! I do have a lot of good ideas! Not to brag or anything!” She shrugged and continued with her questions. “What about Batman?! Tell me how you defeat him and your guy’s relationship!” Josie smiled as sweetly as she could.

“ Uh, Batman? Yeah, we hate each other and I, am his greatest enemy! No matter how much he may deny it.” Now what? He never defeated Batman before.  “ Well since I’m his greatest enemy I shouldn’t tell anybody how to defeat him, since I’m the only one that should know that… yup, that’s it.” 

“Oh… I see…” Josie know what all his meant. She had seen this all before. “So you’re his greatest enemy, huh? Well I talked to Batman before I went here.” She snickered. “Maybe you would to hear what he said about you?” She flipped through her notes.

“ Oh, you did?… ” He was kind of surprised and even more surprised to see that he actually said something about him. “ What did he said? was is something bad? Tell me! ” Even if he was, he tried not to sound desperate to know it. 

Josie held up her notebook and shook it around a bit. “Ah ah ah! I don’t just give anybody anything for free!” She smiled a sharp toothed grin. “What would you give me for this info from Batman?” Josie had a few ideas of what she could get in return.

“ Uhm… give you? ” Was she serious? He wasn’t gonna give anybody something for some information of Batman. That was just stupid. But…  “ What do you want for it? ” He is not proud of this decision, and he showed that in the look in his face.

“I want the info on how to destroy Batman!” Josie scoffed. She knew how to play people very well since she had lived on Earth for so long. Josie had some big use for the key to defeat Batman. She would never admit it though.

“ … you what? ” He started laughing, he was fighting Batman for years now couldn’t defeat him, and she wanted to defeat him just like that? that was just funny. “ Don’t be ridiculous, that is a long time villain job! ” Also, he didn’t want to say that he hasn’t defeated him in so many years.

“Come on! Don’t you want to know what Batman said?!” She gave him a sharp toothed smile. “Actually…. you could give me something else for this info, but you would never!” Josie floated a few feet above the ground to surprise the Joker. “Hehe!”

“ Yes, I do! ” He crossed his arms, now he was getting a bit angry with this.  “ What!? what is it! I will say if I would! ” He took a step back when he saw her floating. “ W-What? You can fly? ”

“Sweetheart, I’m dead!” She giggled and floated in front of his face. Josie waved the notebook in front of his face. “To get this, you need to give me a hug please!” She giggled. To be honest, she would have used to knowledge of defeating batman to draw a picture for him as a ‘nice to meet you’ gift. Oh well. Plan A failed

“ Dead? ” Okay, that was kind of creepy, he didn’t mention that ‘cause that would have just make him sound like a coward, he was a master criminal and couldn’t be afraid of such things. “ Uh… yeah, sure, it’s not that bad. ” He said that but he didn’t get closer, she just said she was dead and now wanted a hug?, he was a bit scared of touching her, but he really wanted to know. He open his arms with a nervous smile in his face.

Josie hugged him and picked him up off the ground. She set him in her lap as she seemed to sit, slightly titled, on the air. She then too put her notebook and said, “Okay! Batman said ‘that as my greatest enemy, Joker is my motivation to save Gotham city when ever he tries to destroy it! I wake up every morning and pump iron to make sure that I can beat him every time.’ He also said, ‘I hate him very very very very very much.’” Josie looked at the Joker for his reaction.

He was obviously surprised when he didn’t felt the floor anymore, he tried not to show that. “ Wait-… he really said that about me? ” That made him smile and bite his lip, that made him so so happy he could have giggle like he was a crazy fangirl or a kid watching his favorite superhero, or something like that. “ Now, if you don’t mind putting me down… ” He was still nervous about not touching the floor.

“Oh yes he did!” She smiled as she cuddled him before setting him on the floor. “Hehe yeah…. hehe… um…. I’m been dead for years. Ever since the end of the Victorian era! I have powers because of my relations with a very powerful ghost in the after life. Sorry if I gave you a scare, but it’s kind of my thing as a ghost!” Josie hoped she wasn’t making him nervous.

A big smile formed into his face, it was what he wanted to hear.  “ Victorian era? that is a lot of time.” It was interesting, and a bit creepy, but interesting mostly. “ Don’t sweat it, I know another ghost but he don’t fly, you just surprised me. I wouldn’t get scared of that.” 

Josie was a bit surprised by his reaction. Not many people knew or liked ghosts. “Yeah! I’m quiet shocked that you don’t mind me…” She trailed off as she bit her bottom lip. “Ah….I was wondering if you wanted to be my friend?! We seem to have a lot in common and you seem pretty nice as it is. Um… if you don’t want to you don’t have to be! It was just a suggestion!” The young ghost blushed as she covered her face.

“ Your friend? ” He doubted for a moment, well, he acted like he did, actually he wanted her as a friend.  “ Sure, but don’t get the idea I’m a nice guy cause I am your friend.” He laughed a bit. “ You should help me sometime to defeat Batman ” That is what he usually do with his ¨friends¨.

“Yeah yeah…” Josie crossed her arms and narrowed her eyes. She had her suspicions about him. “I do I have good strategies and ideas, and since you haven’t taken over Gotham city maybe I can help with that!” She snickered fiendishly. Josie meant no harm in poking some fun at him.

He gasped. “ Yes, that would be nice. ” Just thinking about taking over the city was a dream coming true. “ So… Tell me about you, since we’re friends now ” He was interested in the whole ghost thing. He stared at her waiting for a response like he was a kid listening to a tale.

“Well there’s a lot to tell!” She smiled at his interest. “I lived in London, England during the Victorian era! My whole name is Josie Mallory Lilith! I now live in the Neitherworld with my uncle Annnnnd I’m 18 in human years!” Josie smiled as she put her feet on the ground. “What about you?!”

“ That’s interesting.” He was thinking for a second what should he say. “ I’m the Joker, I’m Batmans greatest enemy and the worst villain Gotham has ever had, and also I’m a comedy genious! ” He took his lipstick off his pocket and started applying it on his face. “ There is no much to tell.”

Josie coughed and said Arkam. She then proceeded to settle herself. “Nice color!” She said as walked up to him. “You do sound like a very evil and hilarious villain!” She laughed. The girl then proceed to look around his “lair”. The bright colors and decor varied from the bat cave. It felt comforting in here but an uneasy feeling was constantly in Josie’s stomach. It was as if all the villains that the joker knew would jump out at any moment and capture her.

“ Of course I do, ‘cause I am. ” He was happy to hear she say that and crossed his arms, proud of it. “ Are you alright? You look like you’ve seen… ” He pulled a little mirror from his pocket. “ A ghost. ” Then he laughed and pulled the mirror back in his pocket. 

As if Josie hadn’t heard that one! She had lived on Earth for centuries; she had become accustom to it! “Haha!” She laughed with him. “Oh I was just admiring your ‘lair’! I have a home as bright as yours!” She giggled.

“ Pretty good, isn’t it? ” He looked around like he had never seen the place before, nobody but Harley ever seemed to like it, specially for the colors. “ Really? And how is the place where you live? Is it a normal house? ” Now he was curious about it.

“Nope.” Josie said bluntly. “My house is alive!!!” She smiled as she wiggled her fingers in the air. “Would you like to see it?!” Josie asked as she put her hands behind her back and walked around more. She found comedic props around like rubber chickens and horns. It made her feel at home a little with all her mess.

He thought at first it was a joke or something to scare him, so he didn’t show surprise. “ Why not? ” He didn’t have nothing to do anyways. “ So… does your house have a name? ” Since he didn’t believe it he said that as a joke and giggled.

“No… I just call it home!” She winked at him and took his hand. “Be prepared… and scared!” She joked as she disappeared both of them. Suddenly they were taken to her home in the Neitherworld. The home she had was different colors with different wallpapers. It also seemed alive as it breathed a sigh of relief that their owners was home. “Home sweet home!”

He gasped as he appeared in that place, he didn’t expect that. “ W-what?! ” He looked around shocked but it didn’t took too long for him to realize that she did that. “ You weren’t joking about that it was alive haha… ” He laughed nervously as he calmed down. “ Where are we exactly? ”

“I wasn’t lying and we’re in the Neitherworld! My home world!” She laughed as she flopped in her couch. “Home, this is the joker!” The house seemed to shudder as it stared at the new guest. “Joker, this is my home! Make yourself comfortable with it!” Josie gave him a sharper toothed smile.

“ Hey... ” He slowly waved at the home with a bit of mistrust. He just got closer to the couch where she was, trying to not touch the walls or something or make the home angry somehow. “ Your house is pretty interesting to say the least.” He stared at every detail of the place but he didn’t move from the side of the couch.

“Josie! Josie Juice!” She said with a small bow of their head. “So I hear that you’re a big villain of Gotham?! That seems fun!…. what do villains do exactly?!” She clasped we hands together as she chocked her head to one side.

(No problem!

“ The biggest of all the villains of Gotham. ” He thought about it, where should he begin. “ We are criminals, I do every kind of fun stuff like threatening to blow up the city… fight the heros, y’know, that kind of stuff. Cool, right? ”   

Josie smiled and nodded her head. She magically took out a pencils and notebook to track her studies. “So have you ever blown up the city?!” She was curious beyond belief. Josie wasn’t really the villain type, but she wasn’t a hero either.

“ Have I ever?… ” He almost gets emotional for that question. “ It’s… more complicated than just push a button, so no. Not yet. ” He crossed his arms.  “ I will, you’ll see. Soon! wait- are you taking notes? ”

Josie perked up at his question to her. “Maybe…..” She looked at the Joker with wide eyes. “Mmm… I guess time will tell…” She pondered as she tapped her pencil against her chin. “What does it take to be a villain?”

“ … Alright? ” He glare at her, but he was kind of happy thinking that he maybe was an inspiration for someone or something like that so he ended up with a big smile on his face. “ You have to be smart, being capable on improve ingeniously cool scapes and… hate! a lot of hate! ”   

Josie wrote down hate on her notebook and looked back at the Joker. His grin made her grin. “Hehe! I do have a lot of good ideas! Not to brag or anything!” She shrugged and continued with her questions. “What about Batman?! Tell me how you defeat him and your guy’s relationship!” Josie smiled as sweetly as she could.

“ Uh, Batman? Yeah, we hate each other and I, am his greatest enemy! No matter how much he may deny it.” Now what? He never defeated Batman before.  “ Well since I’m his greatest enemy I shouldn’t tell anybody how to defeat him, since I’m the only one that should know that… yup, that’s it.” 

“Oh… I see…” Josie know what all his meant. She had seen this all before. “So you’re his greatest enemy, huh? Well I talked to Batman before I went here.” She snickered. “Maybe you would to hear what he said about you?” She flipped through her notes.

“ Oh, you did?… ” He was kind of surprised and even more surprised to see that he actually said something about him. “ What did he said? was is something bad? Tell me! ” Even if he was, he tried not to sound desperate to know it. 

Josie held up her notebook and shook it around a bit. “Ah ah ah! I don’t just give anybody anything for free!” She smiled a sharp toothed grin. “What would you give me for this info from Batman?” Josie had a few ideas of what she could get in return.

“ Uhm… give you? ” Was she serious? He wasn’t gonna give anybody something for some information of Batman. That was just stupid. But…  “ What do you want for it? ” He is not proud of this decision, and he showed that in the look in his face.

“I want the info on how to destroy Batman!” Josie scoffed. She knew how to play people very well since she had lived on Earth for so long. Josie had some big use for the key to defeat Batman. She would never admit it though.

“ … you what? ” He started laughing, he was fighting Batman for years now couldn’t defeat him, and she wanted to defeat him just like that? that was just funny. “ Don’t be ridiculous, that is a long time villain job! ” Also, he didn’t want to say that he hasn’t defeated him in so many years.

“Come on! Don’t you want to know what Batman said?!” She gave him a sharp toothed smile. “Actually…. you could give me something else for this info, but you would never!” Josie floated a few feet above the ground to surprise the Joker. “Hehe!”

“ Yes, I do! ” He crossed his arms, now he was getting a bit angry with this.  “ What!? what is it! I will say if I would! ” He took a step back when he saw her floating. “ W-What? You can fly? ”

“Sweetheart, I’m dead!” She giggled and floated in front of his face. Josie waved the notebook in front of his face. “To get this, you need to give me a hug please!” She giggled. To be honest, she would have used to knowledge of defeating batman to draw a picture for him as a ‘nice to meet you’ gift. Oh well. Plan A failed

“ Dead? ” Okay, that was kind of creepy, he didn’t mention that ‘cause that would have just make him sound like a coward, he was a master criminal and couldn’t be afraid of such things. “ Uh… yeah, sure, it’s not that bad. ” He said that but he didn’t get closer, she just said she was dead and now wanted a hug?, he was a bit scared of touching her, but he really wanted to know. He open his arms with a nervous smile in his face.

Josie hugged him and picked him up off the ground. She set him in her lap as she seemed to sit, slightly titled, on the air. She then too put her notebook and said, “Okay! Batman said ‘that as my greatest enemy, Joker is my motivation to save Gotham city when ever he tries to destroy it! I wake up every morning and pump iron to make sure that I can beat him every time.’ He also said, ‘I hate him very very very very very much.’” Josie looked at the Joker for his reaction.

He was obviously surprised when he didn’t felt the floor anymore, he tried not to show that. “ Wait-… he really said that about me? ” That made him smile and bite his lip, that made him so so happy he could have giggle like he was a crazy fangirl or a kid watching his favorite superhero, or something like that. “ Now, if you don’t mind putting me down… ” He was still nervous about not touching the floor.

“Oh yes he did!” She smiled as she cuddled him before setting him on the floor. “Hehe yeah…. hehe… um…. I’m been dead for years. Ever since the end of the Victorian era! I have powers because of my relations with a very powerful ghost in the after life. Sorry if I gave you a scare, but it’s kind of my thing as a ghost!” Josie hoped she wasn’t making him nervous.

A big smile formed into his face, it was what he wanted to hear.  “ Victorian era? that is a lot of time.” It was interesting, and a bit creepy, but interesting mostly. “ Don’t sweat it, I know another ghost but he don’t fly, you just surprised me. I wouldn’t get scared of that.” 

Josie was a bit surprised by his reaction. Not many people knew or liked ghosts. “Yeah! I’m quiet shocked that you don’t mind me…” She trailed off as she bit her bottom lip. “Ah….I was wondering if you wanted to be my friend?! We seem to have a lot in common and you seem pretty nice as it is. Um… if you don’t want to you don’t have to be! It was just a suggestion!” The young ghost blushed as she covered her face.

“ Your friend? ” He doubted for a moment, well, he acted like he did, actually he wanted her as a friend.  “ Sure, but don’t get the idea I’m a nice guy cause I am your friend.” He laughed a bit. “ You should help me sometime to defeat Batman ” That is what he usually do with his ¨friends¨.

“Yeah yeah…” Josie crossed her arms and narrowed her eyes. She had her suspicions about him. “I do I have good strategies and ideas, and since you haven’t taken over Gotham city maybe I can help with that!” She snickered fiendishly. Josie meant no harm in poking some fun at him.

He gasped. “ Yes, that would be nice. ” Just thinking about taking over the city was a dream coming true. “ So… Tell me about you, since we’re friends now ” He was interested in the whole ghost thing. He stared at her waiting for a response like he was a kid listening to a tale.

“Well there’s a lot to tell!” She smiled at his interest. “I lived in London, England during the Victorian era! My whole name is Josie Mallory Lilith! I now live in the Neitherworld with my uncle Annnnnd I’m 18 in human years!” Josie smiled as she put her feet on the ground. “What about you?!”

“ That’s interesting.” He was thinking for a second what should he say. “ I’m the Joker, I’m Batmans greatest enemy and the worst villain Gotham has ever had, and also I’m a comedy genious! ” He took his lipstick off his pocket and started applying it on his face. “ There is no much to tell.”

Josie coughed and said Arkam. She then proceeded to settle herself. “Nice color!” She said as walked up to him. “You do sound like a very evil and hilarious villain!” She laughed. The girl then proceed to look around his “lair”. The bright colors and decor varied from the bat cave. It felt comforting in here but an uneasy feeling was constantly in Josie’s stomach. It was as if all the villains that the joker knew would jump out at any moment and capture her.

“ Of course I do, ‘cause I am. ” He was happy to hear she say that and crossed his arms, proud of it. “ Are you alright? You look like you’ve seen… ” He pulled a little mirror from his pocket. “ A ghost. ” Then he laughed and pulled the mirror back in his pocket. 

As if Josie hadn’t heard that one! She had lived on Earth for centuries; she had become accustom to it! “Haha!” She laughed with him. “Oh I was just admiring your ‘lair’! I have a home as bright as yours!” She giggled.

“ Pretty good, isn’t it? ” He looked around like he had never seen the place before, nobody but Harley ever seemed to like it, specially for the colors. “ Really? And how is the place where you live? Is it a normal house? ” Now he was curious about it.

“Nope.” Josie said bluntly. “My house is alive!!!” She smiled as she wiggled her fingers in the air. “Would you like to see it?!” Josie asked as she put her hands behind her back and walked around more. She found comedic props around like rubber chickens and horns. It made her feel at home a little with all her mess.

He thought at first it was a joke or something to scare him, so he didn’t show surprise. “ Why not? ” He didn’t have nothing to do anyways. “ So… does your house have a name? ” Since he didn’t believe it he said that as a joke and giggled.

“No… I just call it home!” She winked at him and took his hand. “Be prepared… and scared!” She joked as she disappeared both of them. Suddenly they were taken to her home in the Neitherworld. The home she had was different colors with different wallpapers. It also seemed alive as it breathed a sigh of relief that their owners was home. “Home sweet home!”

He gasped as he appeared in that place, he didn’t expect that. “ W-what?! ” He looked around shocked but it didn’t took too long for him to realize that she did that. “ You weren’t joking about that it was alive haha... ” He laughed nervously as he calmed down. “ Where are we exactly? ”

“Josie! Josie Juice!” She said with a small bow of their head. “So I hear that you’re a big villain of Gotham?! That seems fun!…. what do villains do exactly?!” She clasped we hands together as she chocked her head to one side.

(No problem!

“ The biggest of all the villains of Gotham. ” He thought about it, where should he begin. “ We are criminals, I do every kind of fun stuff like threatening to blow up the city… fight the heros, y’know, that kind of stuff. Cool, right? ”   

Josie smiled and nodded her head. She magically took out a pencils and notebook to track her studies. “So have you ever blown up the city?!” She was curious beyond belief. Josie wasn’t really the villain type, but she wasn’t a hero either.

“ Have I ever?… ” He almost gets emotional for that question. “ It’s… more complicated than just push a button, so no. Not yet. ” He crossed his arms.  “ I will, you’ll see. Soon! wait- are you taking notes? ”

Josie perked up at his question to her. “Maybe…..” She looked at the Joker with wide eyes. “Mmm… I guess time will tell…” She pondered as she tapped her pencil against her chin. “What does it take to be a villain?”

“ … Alright? ” He glare at her, but he was kind of happy thinking that he maybe was an inspiration for someone or something like that so he ended up with a big smile on his face. “ You have to be smart, being capable on improve ingeniously cool scapes and… hate! a lot of hate! ”   

Josie wrote down hate on her notebook and looked back at the Joker. His grin made her grin. “Hehe! I do have a lot of good ideas! Not to brag or anything!” She shrugged and continued with her questions. “What about Batman?! Tell me how you defeat him and your guy’s relationship!” Josie smiled as sweetly as she could.

“ Uh, Batman? Yeah, we hate each other and I, am his greatest enemy! No matter how much he may deny it.” Now what? He never defeated Batman before.  “ Well since I’m his greatest enemy I shouldn’t tell anybody how to defeat him, since I’m the only one that should know that… yup, that’s it.” 

“Oh… I see…” Josie know what all his meant. She had seen this all before. “So you’re his greatest enemy, huh? Well I talked to Batman before I went here.” She snickered. “Maybe you would to hear what he said about you?” She flipped through her notes.

“ Oh, you did?… ” He was kind of surprised and even more surprised to see that he actually said something about him. “ What did he said? was is something bad? Tell me! ” Even if he was, he tried not to sound desperate to know it.