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Queenie Goldstein

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greymalfoy
[in their minds]
Draco: I bet he’s thinking about other guys.
Harry: If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don’t they fall through the floor?
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James: THE FLOOR IS HATING REMUS
[Everyone hops onto the furniture]
Sirius: [latches onto the fucking ceiling in like 0.2 seconds]
Remus: [lies down on the floor]
James: REMUS NO
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Modern Day Marauders

James:

  • Spends 90% of his time stalking Lily’s facebook
  • Has an obsession with memes
  • Snapchat story is mostly him and sirius doing shit filmed badly by Peter because Remus refuses
  • Has a quidditch page on instagram
  • Never stops send werewolf memes to Remus
  • tYpEs LiKe ThIs A lOt

Sirius:

  • Wears makeup and is a fucking queen
  • “Snivellius do not tell me I can’t wear skirts and heels, you closed minded fucker”
  • Takes way too many selfies
  • Rants a lot on his snapchat story
  • Rocks a manbun
  • Takes pictures of Remus when he isn’t looking

Remus:

  • Is always on tumblr
  • Lowkey throws shade
  • Never takes selfies
  • “I swear Prongs if you send me one more werewolf meme I will block you”

Peter:

  • Will never stop making your mum jokes
  • “Wait I don’t get this meme, James please explain this”
  • Types in lowercase
  • Thinks it’s still cool to u instead of you

Lily:

  • Uses twitter to talk about rights
  • Has photography account“Potter stop commenting on my photos. It’s creepy”

Severus:

  • Has an “anonymous” marauders hate page. He thinks no one knows but everyone does
  • Also stalks Lily a lot
  • Is the kind of asshole who make racist jokes and thinks he’s funny
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tomcriuse

                                              t h e   m a r a u d e r s .

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I CAN DO ANYTHING IF YOU TELL ME

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I always laugh when somebody declares James Potter on the verge of expulsion for his pranks in fic because Malfoy was literally a Death Eater trying to kill the Headmaster and Dumbledore was like “Let’s just see if we can gently guide him away from this” I’m pretty sure the only thing that gets you expelled at Hogwarts is if you have already straight up murdered someone

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drarrysinful

Tom Riddle: *straight up murdered someone*

Dumbledore: *keeps an annoyingly close eye on*

hagrid got expelled for keeping one (1) spider under his bed

Hagrid got expelled because his spider was blamed for one (1) murder

Hagrid got expelled because he was half giant and they found a convenient excuse.

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baconandmegz

tea

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magicfolk
Assuming I survive our hunt for the Horcruxes, I’ll find Mum and Dad and lift the enchantment. If I don’t — well, I think I’ve cast a good enough charm to keep them safe and happy. Wendell and Monica Wilkins don’t know that they’ve got a daughter, you see.
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shakclebolt
McGonagall: Mr. Black, why are you still here? I dismissed class ten minutes ago.
Sirius: Minerva, I’m contemplating what life really means, you know. I’m wondering whether we really have a purpose.
McGonagall:
Sirius:
Sirius: Plus, James glued my ass to my chair…
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