I wish weed was free

i wish i could lift it

Story time this guy cheated on my friend so i stole 2 oz of weed from his car.

Literally had a heart attack when I poured all this out. It covers my entire dining room table. Organizing is now commencing.

I would honestly just climb on top of all of that and roll around

This is like one of the legendary moments of liftblr

I’m honestly honored to be part of this community shit guys ❤️❤️

Speechless

I’m so shook

That moment when you are so damned proud of a complete stranger.

I just orgasmed

this is by far one of the most impressive things i’ve ever seen

I’m so proud and idek you

bless

this was fucking legendary i remember this ulta haul - haul of a goddamn generation

damn I remember this shit, made my heart thumpppppp god i miss this TT~TT

my bags under my eyes are lifted

Spider wrap detacher Hook Magnet

this needs more notes

Sephora

“Excuse me ma’am”

My worst fear.

Holy shit

I’m watching a video on how to catch shop lifters and the music is Bring Me To Life and I can’t take it seriously omg

Bring me to Lift

Old haul from last week, I’m in London right now and I’m still organising my hauls from my days here. 

Pr1märk Grey Fitted Sheet - 4.00£  (for my little sister back in Canada) Purple Duvet Set - 12.00£ Grey Checkered Duvet Set - 11.00£ (for my lovely boyfriend, who deserves nice things) = 27.00

Nü Lükk Pink Hoop Earrings - 2.99£ Pink Velvet-y Shoes - 19.99£ Curves Black Ribbed Cold Shoulder Top - 12.99£ = 35.97£

Literally wore those pink shoes out of the store (smuggled em into the dress room underneath other clothes, and then put em on there and put my old flats into my bag) — they even matched with my jacket and hat so I looked hella cute. Also I hit up two different stores in different parts of town, the first one I just got the earrings at and I nearly didn’t notice a soft RFID sticker like a dumbass! I felt so dumb when my friend pointed it out. And then the top I got on a whim cos I realized in the dressing room it didn’t have a tag so I was like fuck it — I’m 100% getting this :P

Dïsnėy Støre Stitch Mug (x2) - 17.98£ Snow White - 7.99£ = 25.97£ 

I fricken love the Stitch mugs! One is for my friend who accompanied me on my adventures this day and then the other is for me cos I couldn’t resist.

HhhhMmmVvv Sailor Moon shot glasses - 9.99£

== 98.93£

no amount of material shit is gonna make me happy but i'm still going to lift to fill the void

Things I fantasize about lifting 💕😍😍

-a will to live

-happiness

-xanax

Jimmy Choos

A debt free degree

Priorities

Tires. Utility bill payments. Medications that aren’t covered by my insurance.

Good grades

When i said i was stocking up on the sand scrub i meant it 🤤🤤

Total: $ 530

where did you get the converse?

THE SAND SCRUB IS SO GOOD I HAVE 7 AND I FUCKING LOVE THEM

THIS PLEASES ME

😍🤡… ULT@ && S3PHORA … VALENTINES WEEK..

I am in love great job! 😊

love 😍😍😍😍

Battled with a store lp today rofl

I was doing my usual grocery walkout and as I was getting ready to leave and scoping around the entrance I noticed this dude with a “dadliness” T-shirt that looked a little scruffy, I was alright bet I’ll just wait for this dude to leave with his wife and then it’s my turn. This nigga didn’t leave. This nigga didn’t leave for TWO HOURS. I realized he was probably lp when I noticed him checking out my cart after I waited for all the check lanes to clear out a little. So when I thought he might be it I called the store from another aisle in kind of view from him and asked to speak to an lp about open positions. THIS DUDE FUCKING PICKED UP AND IS STANDING THERE BY THE ENTRANCE WATCHING ME WHILE UNKNOWINGLY TALKING TO ME. I was internally screaming that he picked up so I was trying to somehow pull him from the register. He never left though so I got super frustrated and hung out in the bathroom a bit and hid my cart. After a minute he looked like he thought I left somehow and got super pissed looking and started running to the back to probably check the cameras with one of the “baggers” which I’m assuming was also lp. So I took my chance and fucking moved on out because there was no way I was dumping out all the groceries in the cart for someone else to put away and damage shit just to save my reusable bags. Fuck that. So I got out with around $500 worth of groceries which im so excited for because we didn’t have money for food and had barely eaten for two days.

this story lol

You can’t stop me because I can’t read

Concealing tip:

Literally shove tubes of mascara up your ass