my cat: *walks in my room*

me: oh!!!! hello stinky!!!!! come over here smelly!!! psspssspsspsspsst nchnchnchnch come on! please???

my cat:

okay STOP calling ugly men himbos. hes gotta be sexy in order to deserve that. these guys are only stupid and the word for men like that is just men

Some of you will see the warning on q-tips saying “don’t insert into ear canal” and take it seriously like some kind of chump. They want your ears full up so you can’t hear the world around you. My shits so polished clean I can hear the constant shriek of the earth turning on its axis.

I have tinnitus

marvel are cowards for not making captain america a disgusting muscle freak

like this

This looks like every muscle fetish drawing I’ve seen

How often do you look at muscle fetish stuff?

I’m not taking questions at this time

You flirt and kiss and for what??? Sex?????! Love?????? Pathetic.

To level my charisma stat

Ah a gamer, you may pass

whats ET short for?

because he’s got little legs

Boys go to harvard to become bastard… girls go to yale, what the hale….

wishing everybody a penis friday

hey everyone check this out

just got out of therapy i have a beam attack now

im screaming

Climbing a ladder is so intensive in Pokemon Sword and Shield that it stops all overworld animations. This is what they cut your favorite Pokemon for.

>New interview with Gamefreak employees comes out

>They're pretty much depressed as fuck and have been for years now

>They state that they purposely don't make any effort anymore because they know that any Pokemon product will selll no matter what

>Superiors know and endorse this

>Spirit and creativity completely dead, their superiors overwork them constantly, they only stay for the ridiculously high pay

>Game looks and plays like shit

>The mass cut of Pokemon and moves could be avoided if the game was programmed properly but they still do it like they're in the 90's

>Recicled animations for pretty much anything

>The final cutscene is literally static images

> You have to pay for a service that may or may not guarantee that you'll be able to play with your old Pokemon in the future

>The Pokemon Company takes down multiple videos complaining of these isuues but only of small channels that cannot defend themselves

>The day after the interview the current director of SW/SH likes multiple tweets of mindless consumers saying that the game is good anyways

>Masuda who waits days to answer to people complaining about the game, answers immediately to these tweets

>The fucking "#ThankYouGamefreak" starts trending

>Suddenly the interview and the critics are obscured once more

BRUH

Y'ALL ASKING ME FOR SOURCES HERE U GO

everything is gay coded when your are. home of sexual

the inherent homoeroticism of being homosexual

y’all someone say something bootlickery i need to bust out a meme

im gonna buy a disney plus subscription i think piracy of disney content is bad

Boot is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but soles smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it, to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I'm only satisfied when I feel the intense, powerful feeling of leather on my tongue. Then I sit back on my heels, and look at up at you with dirt all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck. You're all fucked up and I wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and I ask you if I did a good job. And you can't even speak because I've drained all the energy out of the tip of your boot, that's when I'm satisfied.

dark souls is cool becasue theres no human infrastructure or sense of normal living

just like seattle