Scribbed dialogue thing for trod au maybe. Lamb forgot the universal rule of not moving when a cat falls asleep on you
MerMay hitting like crazy lately...
I know you’ve probably writing about it before, but there is just something so lovely about a human not understanding alien courting customs and accidentally doing a lot of them to an alien, who is feeling like they are getting a lot of mixed signals from their human friend! Would that be a usable request? Love your writing!!!
OOOH anon I'm such a sucker for "accidentally doing something considered flirtatious by a different species toward a member of said species"
I feel like in the kind of modern sci-fi settings I use for my writing there's an extra level of awareness and drama, because while an alien surrounded by members of their own kind might assume you're coming onto them purposefully, your alien crewmate is very aware of the cultural differences that come with interspecies work. They know you're unaware of the courting methods of their species, much less the specific traditions of their people.
They wouldn't expect you to know that sort of information anyhow, so they're not offended when you offer to share from your canteen during a mission without realizing the intimate, personal implications of the gesture. How would you know? Humans share drinks all the time, they were thirsty. What kind of friend would you be if you didn't share?
You were right, of course. Water-sharing to you was just a kind gesture, there was no reason to deny your affection. Their mouth met where yours had been, and they feel so close to you they ache.
There are times they feel guilty. When you shut you eyes and stretch, casually letting the entire universe know that you trust them to protect you when your tired, or when you drape one of your blankets over the both of you while you watch a movie and they can smell you from all sides. There are times they want to tell you: This doesn't mean as little to me as it means to you. You're kissing me in my native tongue, y'know.
They know they shouldn't be indulging in the idea that you're acting on any kind of romantic interest, but they just can't bring themself to tell you. There was too much of a chance you would stop.
the way people online talk about art they like is utterly intoxicating
is was fun
polar @naffeclipse
I'm obsessed with the way you draw Orca!Eclipse!!! It scratches my brain just right!! Ahhh, I love your design of his face/head fins, and his teeth! He's so toothy!!! As he should be hehehe
Ohhhh! Humpback!Y/N! They're beautiful! Also the size difference, augh, I am gazing so hard right now! I love that it looks like Eclipse has flowers and is confessing his love while Y/N is just "??????"
Thank you so much for sharing! ♥
Annnd its humpback yn with lill ol eclipse!
@naffeclipse (owner of the Au)
Ahem, I have this image in my head when Orca!Eclipse gets old ╰(⸝⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝⸝)╯hehe
Ohhhh??? I love how grizzled he looks with scars and the longer, wilder head fins!!! Oh, that's so precious to think of old Eclipse and old Y/N still together and being so in love! It makes my heart melt!!!
Thank you so much for sharing! ♥
why didn't they just leave pompeii when the volcano erupted? were they stupid?
Fun fact: they did leave Pompeii! It's estimated that the population pre-eruption was something like 20,000, and the most likely number of dead in is in the range of 1,500-4,000. So most people just did leave Pompeii, it's just that not everyone left or could leave.
I'd have still left. the human body is capable of wonderful things in the face of danger
A lot of people died in the boats tho:/
I would have paddled away quickly
I take pretty hot baths so I think I'd be able to last a little longer than the average person
The scariest thing about pyroclastic flow is that if you can see it, no matter how far away it is, there is no possible way of surviving
I've done incredible things. I think you'd be surprised.
I know a lot about the volcano. they could learn much from me.
you should teach them
I will.
everyone who has ever died from anything is an idiot. I wouldn't have done that.
perhaps this could be chalked up to poor diet? I don't think explosions alone can do that.
their brains became AEROSOLS IN THEIR SKULLS.
what?? no
correction, some of their brain cells turned to glass, unless you want to bitch about the Smithsonian's knowledge base. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/mount-vesuvius-turned-mans-brain-cells-glass-180976073/
that just doesn't sound correct. they should verify this information
How about if instead of encouraging them we instead CHALLENGE them to survive a fictional catastrophe
Like there's no way this bozo is surviving the fires of ibis
not only could I survive that, but I could do it a second time
I mean they were pretty stupid for staying at a volcano during an eruption. the volcano is the most dangerous place to be, in that sort of scenario
clown fuckery, I mean, husbandry
i'm the hottest bitch in this mega pizzaplex
wait this gives me an idea hold on
Hi my name is Y/N and I have no defining features (that’s how I got my name) with no hair and eyes like a big Y and N and a lot of people tell me I look like a blank slate (AN: if u don’t know what that is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Springtrap but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a human but I have no special qualities. I have grey skin. I’m also a security guard/janitor/technician, and I work at a building called Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex where I work days and nights (I’m exploited). I’m normal (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly grey. I love being projected on and I buy all my clothes to match. For example today I was wearing a grey top with a grey hoodie and grey shoes, grey socks and a grey baseball cap. I was walking outside the daycare. It was dark so there was no Sun, which I was very sad about. Vanessa stared at me. I put up my middle finger at her.
mmm neptune make brain go brr Original Audio
not canon btw, just funny if neptune was advisor to multiple people, also bonus eclipse content i also wont be refining this cause lazy
So....Detective AU anyone?
Problem sleuth jesters are on the case!
@ordinarydoodles how does it feel to know you’re the funniest motherfucker on this platform
IM FUCKIGN CRYIIIIIIINNG I CANTTTTTTTTTTT
I am not the divine masculine or the divine feminine I am the divine comedy and you will address me as such
pronouns: hee/hee
I am admittedly not the most massive fan of human DCA cuz i think some characters aren't human for good reason BUT. i had ideas. So
A veeeery very very very old art pieces of mine, I decided fuck it we ball so I'm sharing the bits here as well
Please have mercy on me
I am so sorry, please avert your eyes
this is 18+ i think... im pretty damn sure
Sexual themes
A clown is a performance artist who uses slapstick and self-mockery in a routine.
A jester is an entertainer who jokes and mocks other people and will improvise on the spot (to the point of sometimes being imprisoned or beheaded in history).
Sun and Moon are jesters by design!
Sun isn’t being intentionally mean or has malicious intent when he mocks us! It’s just part of his comedy and entertainment routine programming from before being a Daycare Attendant!
Jesters gotta jest!