oh Dear God i need to remake my icons...
myauspacehunter replied to your post “ Tell me I’m pretty.”
Preeeeeeeeetty much not my type.
wanna say that to my face
Tell me I’m pretty.
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i hate it when people ask “what’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done?” like. awfully bold of you to assume i’ve reached peak dumbass.
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[★] “ Like I said, jackass! I thought you were dead! Now do me a quick solid and hide out for a bit, will ya? If our fans see you walkin’ around, they’ll think this ‘Rest In Power’ tribute tour I’ve set up for you is a scam! Either that… or they’ll think you’re a zombie. Neither is good for publicity, if we’re bein’ honest. “
❛ -- So you were just gonna profit off my death without me?! C’mon, dude. I at least deserve 30% of what this tour makes, then! How many fuckin’ people did you convince that I was dead--?! You’re like the only idiot who doesn’t realize that I’m the commander of the Jaicro Empire. How has that not caused any problems--???! ❜
@pyoniumyankee ( cont. )
❛ You were gonna tour without me?! I’ve been busy with work and this is how you play me?? C’mon, man, you know that would have been a mess. ❜
❛ Feels good to be back. Wonder if I can still kick Dandy’s ass... Heh, who the hell am I kidding? Of course I can! ❜
TIME TO CLEAN THE FUCK UP
pyoniumyankee replied to your post: to do list for here: new icon PSDs, fancy tags,...
you forgot “receive ass beating”.
fuck. i always forget that part.
to do list for here: new icon PSDs, fancy tags, fucking WRITING, find a better suiting blog theme, and uhhhhhh, rewatch johnnys eps AGAIN at some point
Did i change my banner to match the one.i made for ramona? Yes
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WAIT ONE MORE. Johnny/Dandy
ULTIMATE SHIP MEME! [no longer accepting!]
General:
- Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
- How long will they last? - The same amount of time the Dropkix stays together. Ten whole minutes!
Or until one of them overdoses on cough medicine - How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Dry heave
- How was their first kiss? - Kiss, boot to the face; same thing.
Wedding:
- Who proposed? - Nobody
- Who is the best man/men? - No
- Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Absolutely not
- Who did the most planning? - Hell no
- Who stressed the most? - Nah
- How fancy was the ceremony? - Gas station bathroom as witnessed by an “ordained minister” named Scrunchy | Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
- Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Dr. Gel
Sex:
- Who is on top? - DRY HEAVE
- Who is the one to instigate things? - Neither
- How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
- How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head | Taking turns punting each other in the groin
- How long do they normally last? - Until the drugs wear off
- Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - fuck you fin
- How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush.
Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it. - How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - Choking counts as cuddling, right? Or is that too kinky? | No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
- How many children will they have naturally? - HOW?
- How many children will they adopt? - “Go take care of that baby we found in a dumpster outside that concert hall yourself!”
- Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Johnny
- Who is the stricter parent? - Johnny
- Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Johnny
- Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Johnny
- Who is the more loved parent? - Johnny
- Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Johnny
- Who cried the most at graduation? - Johnny
- Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Johnny
Cooking:
- Who does the most cooking? - These two can’t cook for shit
- Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Neither
- Who does the grocery shopping? - Neither. Johnny has “people” for that!
- How often do they bake desserts? - Neither. Johnny has “people” for that!
- Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - They probably don’t care
- Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Both are too blackout drunk or high to remember.
- Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Neither
- Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - BOTH! Cooking doesn’t necessarily have to be the cause either!
Chores:
- Who cleans the room? - Neither
- Who is really against chores? - Both
- Who cleans up after the pets? - Neither
- Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Both
- Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - “Get the hell off my ship, Johnny!”
- Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Both… who begin to fight over it immediately afterwards.
Misc:
- Who takes the longer showers/baths? - WHO CARES?
- Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Stop talking about dogs!
- How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Johnny isn’t invited to Dandy’s pad during the holidays!
- What are their goals for the relationship? - Be the best one hit wonders in the universe and nothing more.
- Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Both
- Who plays the most pranks? - Both
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