clearly lying, yet deeply honest

Me when I remember something I said ages ago that was wrong or my values no longer align with

My most referenced meme is actually this sign from a furniture store's going out of business sale in my hometown.

this actually is rewiring my brain as we speak

"let people enjoy things" is about like. danganronpa or hannibal or something else like that. not the antisemetic wizard game that's going to be funding anti-trans campaigns in the uk.

*blatant misinformation* but youre not ready for that conversation

TikTok simulator

how she likes to use her face to come in

ur in their dms. i’m playing mind games with them via public spotify playlists. we are not the same.

ummm . to love a little cat is to see the face of god

sometimes you just gotta read something and say “i literally don’t care” aloud and move on

This is an incredibly valuable skill. I've noticed an increase in my personal happiness by doing this.

Or even "this doesn't have to be my problem right now"

i would trade places with a black bear sitting in a stream right now right now

:(

do care + did ask + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you

“how could you be so stupid” well you know what. its really not that hard

"my child is fine" your child is still running their tumblr blog from middle school

Peanuts, November 13, 1964

Department of killing and murder just called and uhhhh they want to killing and murder you