MAKE ME CHOOSE: @arwenevenstar asked ⟶ The Fellowship of the Ring, The Two Towers or THE RETURN OF THE KING
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“… when you’re buying books, you’re optimistically thinking you’re buying the time to read them.”
— Arthur Schopenhauer (b. 22 February 1788)
Where to Watch Jamie’s Work
Hi all,
Here’s a list of where to watch Jamie’s work online. The licenses may change, but here’s an updated list with links. If there’s anything I can add, please let me know:
The Lady in the Van (Amazon) *This is a cameo
Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell, Chapters 3-5 (Netflix)
Count Arthur Strong, “We’re LIstening,” (Amazon/AcornTV)
Endeavour, “Trove” (Amazon Prime)
Silent Witness, “Hippocratic Oath: Parts 1 and 2,” and “Fraternity: Parts 1 and 2″ (Amazon Prime)
Lawless (Couldn’t find the whole film, but there are clips on YouTube)
Dirty Weekend (Amazon Prime)
Henry V, Henry IV, As You Like It (The Globe Player)
Parade’s End, Episodes 1.2-1.3 (HBO)
Silk, “Episode 2.2″ (Amazon Prime)
The Hour, “Pilot,” “Episode 1.2,” “Episode 1.4″ (Amazon)
Painted With Words (Vimeo) *Uploaded to Vimeo by the film’s writer/director, also available on BritBox
Horne & Corden, “Episode 1.4″ (Couldn’t find the episode, but here’s a behind the scenes clip with JP on YouTube)
Valkyrie (Amazon Prime)
Burn Up, “Season 1, Episode 2″ (UK Amazon)
American Experience, “Alexander Hamilton” (YouTube)
The History Boys (Amazon)
Wire in the Blood, “Bad Seed” (Amazon)
Foyle’s War (Amazon/AcornTV)
Bonus:
“30 Ghosts” (Vimeo)
Hi everyone!
I thought I would repost this in case anyone would like to watch Jamie’s work while they’re home. Dirty Weekend seems to have expired from Amazon Prime unfortunately.
I have a spare seat for HPCC London Cast Change 2019. Message me if interested!
god just saw i forgot to put in the last one
Infinity war would have gone a lot smoother if the avengers had a niffler
People always gloss over how mentally damaging it can be to work in retail. I fucking hate that whenever I say “I could never work in retail again” someone has to reply “You snowflake millennials can’t take a starter job because you have to INTERACT with other people” No. Fuck you. I’ve worked as a planetarium host. I’ve worked as a public speaker. I’ve worked as a tutor and as a student teacher. I can work with people. I can work with crowds. Retail was fucking different. Retail was being treated as a subhuman. Retail was being treated so poorly that you have anxiety attacks before work. Having to work retail was a factor in my last suicide attempt. If I hear you say one fucking word about retail workers playing the victim I will personally break every bone in your body. Fuck You.
The holidays are coming up. Retail workers are going to be spiraling into a nightmare beyond human comprehension. If you’ve worked retail, you know this. If you haven’t, be aware of it. Please be kind to every retail worker you come across. Please be patient and understanding. It is misery out there.
So, I’ve not really been active much for the past year, mostly because I didn’t see much of the play over Year 2, however, I’m back in force for Year 3, so the recaps will come back! I need to start taking a notebook to the show again...
“If you ever want to know what it’s like to be a Fizzing Whizzbee”: Part 1
The most Jamie Parker thing I've ever heard.
Mr. H. Potter
The Cupboard under the Stairs
Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.
I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.
‘Vagina-owners’
Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus
Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special
Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?
There is actually a test for that last one!
Place your hand over the pain, press down slightly and release. If the pain doesn’t change by any great margin, you’re fine. If it suddenly becomes some painful you can barely stand, Get thee to an Emergency Room
reblog for the safety of vaginas and their owners
The appendix test works with or without a vagina so reblogging for everyone.
I have this headcanon that during Ginny’s first game with the Harpies, the other team’s asshole keeper made a snide remark about her ass or how she only got on the team because she’s dating Harry and she threw the Quaffle at him so hard that he fell through the hoop and that’s how she scored her first professional goal Harry, Ron, and George were crying they were laughing so hard in the stands
“The costume is so beautiful, and there are some little touches which really help bring the character alive. And one of my favourite is Draco’s rings.” - James Howard (Draco Malfoy)
Can we talk about how they offered him a fake pheasant to shoot but he thought it was too realistic so he shot balls instead.
“were you born a boy or a girl”
bold of you to assume I was born at all
I personally was created in a lab
Just straight up spawned
the notes….the notes…..majestic abomination…you people, your merry destructive mayhem…this unholy mattress fire…….for fucks sake read the notes
I was retconned into existence to fix a plot hole four years ago.
Phased in through a weak spot in the barrier between this plane of existence and my own.
I’ve died more times than I was born, so it canceled out.
I just crawled out of a hole! Just now :)
They put me together out of scrap parts.
I apparated.
Rian Johnson comforting the actors after an emotional take in Star Wars: The Last Jedi (requested by @doing-talking).