Affirmations for you all 🧿

$227,900/9 br/6000 sq ft

Scranton, PA

built in 1920

I don’t know what I feel when I look at this.

*RARE* John Denver & Johnny Cash - Take Me Home Country Roads

Found this while going through my granddad’s VHS tapes and couldn’t find it anywhere online, so here it is.

Every time I’m lucky enough to have this hit my dash I listen to it, and every time I get chills all the way through.

superb

I’m so at peace rn

@nuka-nuke

If the Government Treated Men Like It Treats Women

👏🏻This👏🏻though!👏🏻

And some men do not understand the point and the message and leave comments like that the condoms and contraceptives are not the same, therefore no sexism.

Kind of gives you chills .

Good Lord, how delicious! I wanna do that! The next time I’m in a cathedral, I’m doing it. 

As she stood inside an ancient and empty church in Montefrío, Spain, Malinda Kathleen Reese belted out one of the best Christmas carols of all time-“O Come, O Come Emmanuel” and the end result was just heavenly.

@liberty-outlaw

I literally have no words

As soon as one promises not to do something, it becomes the one thing above all others that one most wishes to do. - Georgette Heyer

if you knew me in 7th grade I’m sorry

Concept: horse girl movie where instead of having a horse that’s Damaged With A Heart Of Gold and a Sad Girl Who Needs It we have a horse who’s just batshit crazy who forges a grudging bond with the main character because she’s even batshit fucking crazier

Horse: *losing its fucking mind whinnying and charging the girl*

Girl: *whinnies right back, louder*

Horse:

You guys laugh but batshit crazy horse bonded to batshit crazy rider is like 90% of the barrel racers I know.

If this isn't the realest.

Hashtag tree pron

my great-grandfather had to leave italy in the 20′s because he hit a fascist with a tuba, so if you think I am going to take this sitting down you are going to have to catch these hands and also this tuba

Fun story my Great Great Grandma left Germany in the 1920s because she had family in the US and could get citizenship pretty easily and once she was over in the US she then smuggled over 15 jewish families out by forging family documents so now my aunts are currently in the process of trying to tell the real ones from the fake ones because my great gran just died and there are legally over 100 surviving descendants but we know that math is a lil screwy.

Sometimes a family is you, your kids, your grandkids, your great grandkids, and the 15 Jewish families you helped smuggle out of Nazi Germany.

And your tuba

If that’s not family I dunno what is…

top gun is great because tony scott was like “i want to make a movie about sunsets” and the us navy was like “No you’re gonna make recruitment propanganda for the navy” and val kilmer was like “the studio has tricked me, juilliard trained val kilmer, into being here, so i’m going to portray a closeted homosexual” and tom cruise was like “i’m in a ray bans commercial!”

the amount of people in the tags seeing theyve never seen top gun is so interesting… why is this post funny to you.. i didnt even think this was going to do numbers outside of the 3 people who have also watched the dvd extras

Gingerbread Rolls with Eggnog Glaze

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Just the Hound singing a little ditty with an assist by Tormund.

Types of horse falls:

-the one where your horse bucks and you do a full 360 mid air before hitting the ground

-the one where you bail because things are just going…. badly

-the one where you desperately cling to your horse’s neck for several seconds, foolishly thinking you will be able to stay on, before, in fact, coming off

-the one where you mess up the take off and come off over a jump

-the one where your horse stops and you alone go flying over the jump (somehow have not experienced this yet)

-the one where your horse goes badly through a turn and you both go down together

-the one where your brain goes offline for a minute and you lose your balance doing something easy

Feel free to add more!

-the one where your horse turns right when you thought you were going left and you part ways (usually right before the arena wall/fencing)

- the one where your horse peeks down at the ditch/liverpool and backs up so you land in it

- the one where your horse trips and doesn’t recover fast enough to save you both

- the one where you’re bareback and you lean too much in a turn and slowly slide off 

- the one where someone gives you a powerful leg up that launches you over your horse’s back to the other side

- The one where your horse rocket launches himself sideways to avoid the Scary Thing™️ and kinda just… disappears from underneath you

- The one where you bail because it’s going badly, but the horse decide to give a Proper sendoff and bucks during your emergency dismount. Which turns your semi-graceful landing into rocketing facefirst towards the ground

- the one where you and your horse absolutely demolish a fence and you land on your feet next to your horse’s head, holding the reins. Witnesses still aren’t entirely sure how this happened

- wiping out on a tree (always a Classic™️)

- that one where you hang on your horse’s neck for a full eternity but aren’t able to get back in the saddle so you just kinda resign yourself to the awkward flop to the ground

- the horse walks off while you’re mounting and you just fall in a heap like Error: mounting.exe crashed

- getting bucked off but not Really bucked off so you just land on your butt right next to the horse’s shoulder because you’re too clumsy to land on your feet

-horse rears and you unceremoniously slide off the back like room temperature butter

- tiny narrow pony shoulder drop and spin

- puddle: gotta roll

- the bounce off the back run and buck

having a loved one in horses means spending your sunday afternoon running at 20 miles an hour across a cross country course only not to get the shot you were trying to get then crouching next to a sweaty aggressive horse getting hit directly in the face with hose water trying to peel wet tape off of soaking wet boots while screaming “i said YES hand me the scissors YES HAND ME THE SCISSORS”

This is painfully relatable.

abs are cancelled. we all about soft tummies now

Bullshit. I worked hard for these things

Sorry, we don’t make the rules.

What the fuck….

Found on Facebook

all I could think when I saw this was what if that rope got wrapped around his neck

Or the limb cracked and fell? Wth?