me, your friendly neighborhood villain apologist: zuko was never evil he was just 16

like yeah i know he gets a bonkers good redemption arc but like. he didn’t actually need one because if you give a teenage boy a ship and tell the people on it to listen to him the least you can expect is some attempted murder. that’s not on him at that point

I’m honestly dumbstruck because I can tell you at 16 if you gave me a ship, a crew, a wise old man, and a mission to kidnap someone I gotta tell you.

I’d be down for it. I’d probably have gone further.

Wait, this originally happened when he was 13 and I’ll tell you that 13 year old me would have committed atrocities.

13yo me would’ve taken the free boat and straight up become a pirate and the fact that Zuko didn’t is really the biggest plot twist in avatar

AU where Zuko just becomes a pirate.

He still sees the light blast and goes to the South Pole but instead of trying to capture aang he rolls up in his free boat like ‘get in losers we’re going to kill my dad’

Yes, this. I like this.

aang: who??? are you???

zuko: exiled son of the fire lord. did these two get you up to speed?

sokka: wait you’re WHAT-?!

katara: what do you mean, YOU’RE THE EXILED SON OF THE-?!

aang: i mean, mostly???

zuko: excellent. i reiterate, get in losers we’re going to kill my dad

aang: i’m personally not up for murder

katara: I AM! your dad is the reason my mom is dead

zuko: i like the enthusiasm. avatar, you can be moral support

sokka: i’d like to hit the loserlord at least one (1) time with my boomerang if possible

zuko: i’ll allow it on the condition that you hit my sister as well

sokka: deal

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A recent cartoon for New Scientist.

Many more here.

“May I?” “You may.”

I saw this last month on twitter and took a screenshot! Heres an addition

Sometimes real life beats the shit out of movies can you imagine LIVING THIS

I'm so sad that we didn't get to see Voyager during the days after Tom Paris introduced everyone to yo-yos.

Lorde vs other celebs on hot ones

She was pretty impressive on this I gotta say I've never heard any of her music but those wings did not affect her

hyperfixating on this is not enough i need to eat it

Christians with jesus christ

why is there a new popular post with a joke about eucharist every week on this website

guys I am trying this new thing called drinking water throughout the day and it’s amazing?

you rn

my body is naught but a waystation for water 😔

"Human beings were invented by water as a device for transporting itself from one place to another."

--Tom Robbins, Another Roadside Attraction

incorporating that into my belief system

I’m sorry officer, the water told me it wanted to be transported to Ronald Reagan’s grave

and who am I to deny water its holy pilgrimage

almost 20,000 notes… thanks a lot guys

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morning guys

I bet she has no grip game

Pussy like a flat tire

YEAH PREACH ALEX!!!

He tryin’

apex predator

Fun fact! Cats can’t track up-and-down movement as well as they can track side-to-side movements. It’s the pupil shape.

so what I’m understanding from this is if I get chased by a giant cat what I need to survive is a pogo stick

So, thanks to the wind and the Sahara Desert, a lot of parts of Spain looked like this today. And nope, I didn't use a filter. We have a word for when this happens: Calima.

Voyager Crew: Cats or Dogs?

The analysis that no one asked for but I’m doing anyway because I want to.

Janeway: Even though she’s had dogs her whole life, Janeway is a cat. She’s crafty, sassy, and flirty in a way that is distinctly feline. Also have you seen the way she sits in her command chair? Cat.

Chakotay: I once saw Chakotay described as a “bored, oversized tomcat” and that was correct. He messes with people for fun. He flirts with Kathryn. He plays little jokes on people. He crashes shuttles with the same energy as a cat pushing a glass of water off a table. 

Tuvok: Cat. Wants to be alone, thinks everyone else is completely irrational. Has some murderous thoughts sometimes. Likes houseplants a little too much. 

Tom: Definitely a dog. He took one look at Harry Kim and decided that they were going to be best friends for life. Easily amused. Tears things apart when he’s bored (like in his car holodeck program). Needs attention all the time. 

Harry: Probably a dog. He’s loyal, ambitious in a very positive way, and seems to benefit a lot from positive feedback. Also the level of floof to his hair in the early seasons looks puppy-soft.

B’Elanna: A dog that was raised by cats. She has the spatial needs of a cat, but the loyalty, bark, and need for positive feedback of a dog. She’s had scrappy instincts trained into her though by the “cat people”  she was raised around. 

The EMH: That level of overdrama is so feline it’s not even funny. He’s the cat who tries to jump on the windowsill, slips and falls, and then acts like he meant to do that.

Kes: She’s a cat that was raised by dogs. She has a nurturing instinct that feels very much like a momma cat, but the loyalty and sociality of a dog. She’s clever in a way that could be feline or canine. 

Neelix: Dog. Wants to be friends with everybody. Only bites when he’s pushed too far. Very upbeat.

Seven: Cat. She likes things a certain way and will change it to the way she likes it without permission. Needs a reliable schedule and holds other people accountable to that schedule. Is actually very nice if you give her the space she needs and build trust with her. 

I had to draw this!!

OH MY GOSH THIS IS THE COOLEST THING. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DRAWING IT I LOVE THEM!!!!!

Special guest Naomi!!

We did it boys. We did it.

a message from the man himself

 . . and however unreserved and on the amoroso at night in bed no allusion to these matters ever escapes her in the day.

Lesbian Icon™️ Ann Walker aka the original lady in the streets, freak in the sheets.