Jinyoung: pass the salt yugyeom
Yugyeom: *passes salt*
Jinyoung: thank you
Yugyeom: did you just say thank you--
Jinyoung: *jinyoung has stopping functioning* *error number 777*
Youngjae: how do you guys hide a dead body? Asking for a friend.
Mark: kill them in the most violent way first
Jackson: cut them into pieces next
Bambam: burn what you can
Jinyoung: with the ash bury it and them kill an animal and bury on top of the ash so they can never find it and only smell a dead animal.
Mark: ohh the animal trick sounds good didn't know
Youngjae: noted thanks guys!
Yugyeom: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS--
Junhee: hey siri call Sehyoon
Siri: calling daddy
Junhee:
Byeongkwan:
Donghun:
Yuchan:
Beat interactive:
Choice:
Junhee: it was auto correct-
Donghun: I have great memory!!
Donghun: tell me one time I forgot something
Junhee: you forgot me in the parking lot..
Donghun: oh I didn't forget, I did it on purpose :)
Byeongkwan : I will definitely strangle kang yuchan
Yuchan: can you even reach my neck?
Yugyeom: hyung
Yugyeom: hyung
Jinyoung: *deep breath* whAT?
Yugyeom: roses are red, violets are blue--
Jinyoung: *interrupting* what are you doing
Yugyeom: I wrote you a poem
Jinyoung: wanna hear mine
Yugyeom: but I didn't--
Jinyoung: roses are red, violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for you *smiles*
Sehyoon: are you flirting with me, Byeongkwan?
Byeongkwan: took you 6 years to notice huh
Sehyoon: will shit I just thought you were practicing your pick up lines
Byeongkwan: *error 505*
*NOT BY THE MOON mv*
*got6 staring at jinyoung from under the balcony*
Bambam: so is the part where he throws he's hair down for us orrrrrrr wha???
Yugyeom: nooo, I think it's where we say "jinyoung where art thou"
Youngjae: why don't we just call him...?
Jackson: *screaming* JINYOUNG COME DOWN WERE LATE FOR THE MOVIE!!
Mark: *sigh* that's not what he meant Jackson
Jaebum: shall we send a bird with a letter up there?
Youngjae: *pulls out his phone* I have to do everything in this goddamn house hold huh
Jinyoung: *picks up* take these geezers away from my fucking house or I'm calling the cops yall embarrassing me in front of my dead neighbor.
*bambam texting OT7 groupchat*
Bambam: GUESS WHAT GUYS!
Youngjae: you're finally going to stop pretending you're Beyoncé when your drunk?
Jaebum: you will stop talking to the fridge when you're drunk?
Mark: that was Jackson
Jackson: DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO GET ME INVOLVED SOMEHOW??
Jinyoung: he's drunk.
Bambam: I'M PREGNANT!! AND I'M ON MY WAY TO FIND OUT THE GENDER
Jinyoung: called it.
Yugyeom: OH MY GOD CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING THE DUMBEST MALE ALIVE!
Bambam: what..?
Youngjae: you're a boy.
Bambam: fuck-
Jackson: hyung, I need advice
Jaebum: did you accidentally but not accidentally feed bambam something that might kill him?
Jackson: THAT WAS ONE TIME!!
Jaebum: *sigh* what is it then?
Jackson: jinyoung agreed to go on a date and I don't know what to tell him!
Jaebum: just tell him "you're beautiful"
Jackson: OKAY THANKS!
__________
Jinyoung: do you want Dr. Pepper or coke
Jackson: *sweating* I'M BEAUTIFUL!
Jinyoung: *Googles* how to log out of life.
don’t forget to watch got7 on weekly idol on apr 22nd!!
THIS IS SO IMPORTANT
Reblogging because I care about you guys
Important
Rohypnol has an INCREDIBLY salty taste to it. It’s disgusting. And it also isn’t a drug that acts immediately! The minute you notice the salty taste, you have about 5-10 minutes to get somewhere safe or call an ambulance, and it CAN be fought if you’re aware of it. It will make you woozy, it will make you so dizzy you can’t stand upright, it will certainly make you unable to walk properly, but if you struggle to remain conscious you can get about 20 extra minutes of consciousness from the drug before it will knock you out completely. If you’re in a public place, and the person who drugged you is trying to take you somewhere private, start. a. fight. Insist as LOUDLY and as VIOLENTLY as you can that you refuse to go anywhere with them. Odds are they’re trying to make as little of a scene as possible as they drag you away, and if you’re putting up a fight and very clearly ‘drunk’, eyes will turn on them and they’ll either need to let you go, or cause a serious scene, which they don’t want. Don’t just act like you’re just protesting being taken home, though. Fight like your life depends on it even if they aren’t assaulting you. Cause. A. Scene. That’s the last thing they want.
Everyone should reblog this!
Very useful.
To that last one that shit is NO JOKE
Boasting the FUCK out of this
Jaebum: I'll probably be an old man with thirty-seven cats
Mark: I almost ate something healthy
Jackson: he looked at me, and looked away... AREN'T WE IN LOVE
Jinyoung: first rule of money: never use your own
Youngjae: who let these cats in. THESE NASTIEEHS
Bambam: I just got betrayed by the booty
Yugyeom: YO MA HOME SKILLET BISCUIT
