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Distortion (M)

Part of Heaven or Hell my Stray Kids Demon/Angel!au Series

Name: Lee Minho

Status: Demon

Abilities: Amokinesis; Telepathy

Summary: As an Amokinetic Demon, Minho always gets what he wants. And what he wants is you, the only person he can’t seem to control.

Word Count: 6.2k

Warnings: Explicit Sex; Blindfolding; Light Bondage; Mentions of Violence; Very Brief Mentions of Death; Idk it gets a little kinky too look what can I say i’m a hoe for Minhoe. 

plz forgive me for i have sinned.

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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

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jaxblade

ehh what the hell

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

Oh? Well… *reblag*

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

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qslay

I have nothing to lose

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

Money dog is my friend

Money dog is the shit

I believe in the money dog😀

I believe in the money 🐶

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Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

Just woke up 🙌🏿

Pplease😭🙏🏽

Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50

can’t not reblog the money dog

Someone handed me 20 bucks today to donate to charity!

I’m always so skeptical about these things but also desperate so why not

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Let’s get one thing straight

I like this white man and him alone

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Maybe this one as well

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Probably should add this one to the list

Okay, okay. Last one (even if he’s half Caucasian)

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Or maybe if I just add

But let’s not forget the first one

That is all……. For now

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I’m gonna apply for a job at Gordon Ramsay new restaurant and I’m gonna get it

I submitted my application and resume

I GOT THE FUCKING INTERVIEW

My interview is in a few hours. I got this but wish me luck

I GOT THE FUCKING JOB
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reblog for good luck

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Period||Jonah Marais||Imagine 7

Summary:You become emotional on your period and Jonah makes all your worries fall away.

Words:1077

Requested:Not on here

A/n:Cute Jonah Pic:))

This one focuses more on the emotional side of a period and not the physical pain:)

You shuffled out of the bathroom you and Jonah shared into the bedroom, hair still wet from the shower. If anyone asked about you their response would be ‘Happy, energetic, smily’ but a last night an evil bitch called 'mother nature’ came and rented your uterus for the next 6 days. So the happy-go-lucky girl everyone knew you to be was gone, and now you were 'Sad,Bloated and extremely emotional’ and you weren’t handling it well.

And by 'not well’ you meant not at all.

You were now currently laying on the floor trying to suck in as much of your bloated tummy as possible so you could get them done up, but after 7 minutes of trying you had realized that it just wasn’t possible. Standing up, you looked yourself up and down in the mirror, making sad and self hatred tears start to fall from your eyes. You were so bloated, you were so uncomfortable with yourself, you hated it but you hated you more.

Suddenly you felt arms wrap around you, you knew it was your boyfriend of two years Jonah but your eyes never left your stomach to meet his in the mirror, causing him to worry about you. You had hardly left your room today which was Jonahs first reason to worry, but then when he saw the small frown on your face and you never met his eyes, he knew something was up.

“Whats going on baby?” He whispered, placing a soft kissing on your exposed shoulder as you were still in a bra and the jeans that were now on your bad side forever.

“Im just off"You whispered, turning over and placing your head in his soft exposed chest. Taking a deep breath, letting Jonahs sent completely take over your nostrils calming you down a little before placing a soft kiss on his chest while he held you tighter. With moments like this you just wished you could freeze time, never move from this place. Jonah’s arms is where all your problems melted away, where everything was okay and he was all you needed.

"Talk to me baby” He whispered before walking backwards until the back of his legs hit your mattress and he sat down, you standing in-between his legs while he held on to both of your hands and looked up into your eyes.

“Talk to me baby” He said once again, bringing one of your intertwined hands to his soft lips before giving you a small smile.

“Im just off baby, Im feeling a little uncomfortable and a little sad” You whispered, talking your hands away from his and wrapping your arms his neck and his arms went to your waist right away, pulling you even closer to him.

“Period?” He asked as you rested your forehead on his and nodding, loving the closeness between the two of you.

“Ive got an idea, take off your pants and sit down” He smiled moving you and standing up causing you to look at him and scrunch your eye brows.

“Baby I’m on my period, I’m not-'You started but he cut you off with a laugh and a shake of his head.

"Nothing like that, just trust me okay? Just take them off” He smiled at you before placing a kiss on your cheek and walking over to the walk in closet. Doing as he said you took of the tight jeans and threw them on the chair in the corner of the room, leaving you exposed in noting but a pair of Jonah’s boxers and your sports bra.

With in a few moments Jonah came back with a smile on his face as he held your favourite hoodie of his in his hands and a pair of his sweatpants draped over his forearm. It was his yellow hoodie with the checkered patterns on the sleaves, it was always huge and baggy on you.

“Arms up” He giggled before placing the hoodie over your head and watching it fall over your exposed body. You instantly felt warm and safe as the smell of Jonah’s cologne filled your nostrils, making you feel a clam you haven’t felt in days.

Once you had changed Jonah smiled at you, his heart melting looking at you in his clothes, you looked so adorable and comfy. Jonah picked you up causing you to giggle and brought you back over to the mirror you were once judging yourself in and you looked up at him.

“Tell me what you see” he said, the smile never leaving his face while he looked at you. He was so undoubtably in love with you and everybody knew it. You couldn’t find the words to tell him, you couldn’t tell him that right now, you couldn’t even stand to look at yourself. Sure it was your period talking, you were probably being over emotional and over dramatic but you just simply couldn’t help it.

“Let me tell you what I see” He said, placing a kiss on the side of your forehead before wrapping his arms around your waist once again while he leaned his chin on your shoulder.

“I see the mother of my future children. I see the love of my life. I see the most beautiful girl I’ve ever laid eyes on. I see my reason for smiling everyday, the girl who makes me get out of bed every morning even though staying and cuddling sounds so much better. I see the girl who always pushes me to be my best. the girl who keeps me grounded, the one who calms me when I need it, the one who showed me what true love really is. I never realized that one person could be so many things until you walked into my life Y/n, I look at you and I see my everything” He whispered into your ear making tears form into your eyes.

Just like that, all the self hatred went away and all you were left with was love.

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For the hood girls who do ballet

For the hood girls who play classical music

For the hood girls who love anime

For the hood girls who practice witchcraft

For the hood girls who love books

For the hood girls who “talk white”

For the hood girls who never really fit into the neighborhood they came from

I see you

This for us ✊🏾

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“I Got the Day Off Tomorrow” (Crush)

Requested by anon

    “What are you doing up?” was the first thing you said when you picked up the phone. It was just past 2:30 AM, and as it was a Tuesday and Hyoseob was a stickler about getting enough sleep on work nights, you were intrigued.

    “I got the day off tomorrow,” he said.

    “Really?” you asked excitedly. “How?”

    “Well, to be honest, my voice is kinda worn out. So I took advantage of that. But I was hoping we could do something together.”

    “Of course,” you said. You closed your laptop, on which you’d been watching Netflix, and pulled your blanket up a little higher. “Any ideas?”

    “Hmm…” he considered. “Roller blading?”

    You laughed. “It’s been a good ten years since I’ve done that, but… okay. As long as you won’t be bothered if I knock you over by accident.”

    “I don’t mind,” he said, chuckling. “I’ll catch you.”

    You smiled. “I won’t hold you to it.”

    “You can though,” he said. “You have my word. As long as you’ll catch me if I go down, because I haven’t done this in years either.”

    “Deal,” you said. “I think we’re gonna need some knee pads.”

    “Elbow ones too,” he said. “And helmets. And whatever else we can find.”     “I’m sure we’ll end up with some interesting bruises,” you said. “They’ll be worth it though.”

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We Got Married (Zico x Reader)

Requested by anon. this was so much fun, I always wanted to write a we got married scenario, and keep this scenario in mind cause I got some plans. Enjoy!

After you won on Unpretty rapstar you wanted to show a different side of you. You were aggressive, especially on the diss tracks you were pretty ruthless, at the finals you performed a very vulnerable song called “For the ones i loved” which was dedicated to people that passed or people that still are on your life, from the love of your mother to the heartbreak of your ex you loved so much. You wanted to show the world the normal funny (y/n) so your manager suggested on going for we got married. You were a pretty big fan of the show so you knew how it worked, and also being a mixed race would make it even more interesting. Soon enough it was time for the interview.

“Hello, i’m Katana a.k.a (y/n) I am 25 years old and i’ve been a professional rapper in JYP for 5 years”

“What made you come on we got married?”

You pushed your lips together thinking of how to answer properly, but also honestly.

“Well I always wanted to get married, but my life has been chaotic and I never had time to invest in a relationship, so I felt like it will help me get a taste of what’s about to come. Also, I’ve left a very… Rough? I guess image on the world, being on Unpretty rapstar meant I had to sharpen my knives and that had an impact of how people see me, so this is me letting people get to know another side of me”

You smiled at the end, you were pretty happy with your answer and you could see that also the producers were, they were smiling and nodding.

“What do you look for in a man?”

“The ideal man that I would marry would have to be very… Supportive and understanding. The image that I have is very cold and aggressive and I don’t want to change it completely, I understand that many guys don’t like their wife cursing and being… Scary. I want him to be powerful, on his career but also on his personality, there’s nothing more sexy than a successful boss man, also I am a very opinionated woman so I need him to have a bigger attitude than me. But, he has to be sweet and goofy sometimes, I love a tender man that can hold me and whisper in my ear.”

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Soon enough it was time to meet your “husband”. You were wearing skinny ripped jeans that complimented your figure, a tight black long sleeve bodysuit that only showed your collarbones, you had your hair up in double buns and for accessories you wore your silver hoop earrings and a necklace with a silver small heart, you chose to rock your black high heel booties (get your mind out of the gutter) and your long black jacket with the hot pink fur inside.

“ I am nervous”

You confessed to the camera crew that rode with you and recorder every move. After a few minutes the car stopped in front of an arena.

“He has rehearsals here”

They let you know, since they saw the confusion on your face. You nodded and took a deep breath to calm your nerves.

“Are you ready?” “Hell no, let’s do it” You said and opened the door. The chilly air hit you right in the face and you rushed inside. They led you in a room and you sat down in one of the chairs, taking of your jacket. “Does my make up look alright?” You asked, feeling insecure all of a sudden. The cameramen giggled but gave you a thumbs up. You looked around trying to find clue. You snapped when you heard the door clicking. Your breath hitched your throat and you wanted to jump out of your seat “No way” You said in a loud voice. He seemed shocked to see you two, he froze in his spot and his mouth opened as his run his tongue over his teeth. He took a bow and you stood up to do the same.

“Hello, i am Jiho”

“Hello, I am (y/n). Nice to meet you”

You both sat back down and stared at each other for a few minutes. You were a fan of his for the longest, you always dreamed about collaborating with him. Now he was going to be your husband.

“This is weird” “I never expected you to be my wife” He spoke. You smiled at him and placed your hands on your thighs “Why?”

You asked him, placing your hnds on your lap and a smile never left your lips. He hesitated, probably thinking of how to phrase it without being rude. “Cause you look like a person that does not really care about marriage” “That’s the biggest lie, I started thinking about marriage since I was a child” That was true. You wanted to have someone by your side, to think of and to love and respect, to have kids with. “What do you think of each other?” The staff asked. You turned to him and motioned him to answer “I was a fan of hers on Unpretty rapstar, she is a very talented and hard working woman, she is also very… Beautiful” “Awwww thank you” “She is blushing” The staff pointed out. You immediately put your hands on your cheeks to cover them, but your guilty smile was all it took for him to start laughing. “I am not, no I am not” “You’re so cute” He complimented you between his laughs. You controlled your blushing cheeks and he controlled his laughter, now you were able to answer. “I have been a fan of his for a long time now, so I am very happy I got to meet him. I hope we can be a good couple” “Of coure we are going to be, I am your husband who’s better husband than me?” “Give me a month, I’ll give you a list” You snapped back, making everybody laugh and cheer you on. You started to feel more comfortable with him, you were optimistic about this whole thing. “What’s the best case scenario between you two?” “Ahhh tough question…. well I hope we can at least develop a nice friendship” You answered truthfully. You haven’t really thought of that and how it could really turn out or how could the other person react to this. “What about you Zico?” “Well…. a friendship is a standard for me, we are going to be husband and wife which means that we will share a lot of moments with each other, but you never know… we might be our one true love” “Boy you trynna fuck is that it?” You joked and winked at him. He laughed and clapped his hands, you were feeling confident about this as time pasted by. He seemed like a good man and you were very curious to know how he was in his private life. “So would you like to mention something that the other person should know about you?” “I love hugs, so get prepared for a lot of sudden hugs out of nowhere” “Getting hugged by THE (y/n)? that’s an honor” “How about you?” “I am sure you know about the whole scandal that happened and the aftermath of it. So I hope we can be honest with each other and maybe help my… relationship skills”

You nodded at his honest words. You were sure that what happened with his previous relationship was not pleasant.

“Can I hug you?”

“Sure”

You got up and wrapped your amrs around his frame, resting your chin on his shoulder as placed his hands over you.

“See? We love each other already”

“This is going to be the best we got married couple ever”

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I LOVE MY PUPPY

You and Jay were laying on the couch, facing each other on opposite sides on the couch. Jay had recently came back from touring and you too were having a lazy. Jay was doing last minute stuff on his phone and computer and you were playing with Oscar and P.J on your lap.

While playing with both of them an idea pops into your head.

You look at Jay and see he’s totally enveloped in what’s going on his computer, typing away.

You unlock your phone and open snapchat and bring up the puppy filter. You flip the camera so that it’s facing Jay and zoom in on his face. You pretend that your taking a selfie of yourself so that he doesn’t get suspicious.

“Hey Jay” you call out to him.

“Whats up baby girl?” He asks eyes glued still to the computer.

“Babe look at me ” you said still pretending that your looking at yourself on your phone.

Jay looks up and the cute puppy ears and nose appears on your boyfriends face. You giggle silently at how cute he looks.

“Whats wrong baby?” He asks, licking his lips, wondering why your giggling.

“Say aaaaah” you say to him. Only to get a weird look from your boyfriend.

“What baby” he says and the cute tongue comes causing you to laugh and “awe” at how cute your boyfriend looks. The video stops and you look at it and laugh at how cute he looks.

“Whats so funny?” “What are you watching babe?” Jay said wondering about  your recent demand.

“What? Oh nothing babe” you say. Jay looks at you and gets up from his spot and walks to you. You hide your phone before Jay can see the video you did of him.

“What is that ” he says tackling you. You laugh at your boyfriend and give up on your attempts of not showing him

“Ugh,  fine ” you say showing him the video. Jay looks at it dumbfounded.

“Delete it” he says with a smirk on his face.

“Why it’s so cute ” you say to him pouting.

“I will never hear the end of it if one of the guys sees me with that puppy thing ”

“Filter”

“Whatever it’s called ” “ You can’t post it.”

You pout even more. “Can I at least save the video, just for my eyes to see.” You ask adding puppy eyes to your pout.

He groans  “fine.” “But only for your eyes got me?”

“I got it” you say laughing.

LATER THAT DAY:

“BAAAAAAAAABBBBBEEE” you hear Jay yell all the way from your spot in the kitchen. “JAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY” you scream back and look up from your phone to see your boyfriend.

“Oh hey ” you say smiling at him.

“So guess who just called me?” Jay asked.

“President Obama”

“Wha- No Cha Cha did, and guess what he said”

“ He said you have pretty eyes”

“I wish. but no he didn’t, he said I looked cute with that GODDAMN PUPPY FILTER VIDEO YOU TOOK OF ME ON SNAPCHAT.”

You looked at Jay trying to hold back a laugh.

“I thought you said you deleted it?” He said to you.

“I was trying to but when I went to save it my finger accidentally pressed the “add to story” button.“

"Then why didn’t you delete it?”

“I was but you looked so cute I watched it over and over again and I forgot to delete it”

He looked at you dumbfounded. You tried in all your power not to laugh.

“How many people have seen this video?”

You thought for a moment. “Everyone”

He sighed. “Just great”

You wrapped your hands around your boyfriends neck.

“At least you looked hella cute” you said with your hands in his hair.

He wrapped his arms around you and kissed you while squeezing your butt.

“You’re sooooo lucky I love you” he says kissing you again giving your butt another squeeze.

“And I love you, my little puppy” you said kissing his cheek, giggling.

“Aaaaaaaaaand you ruined it” he said shaking his head and walking away, laughing, leaving you there on the kitchen floor laughing hysterically.

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Fake Text: Jackson's black girlfriend feels insecure cause his fans say she's "too dark"

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