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šŸ•øLaura šŸ•ø
Just a gal:) Collection of mostly stuff that makes me laugh
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rubyvroom

Can I watch a great film knowing the actresses in it were terrorized and mistreated the entire time? Can I watch a football game knowing that the players are getting brain injuries right before my eyes? Can I listen to my favorite albums anymore knowing that the singers were all beating their wives in between studio sessions? Can I eat at the new fancy taco place knowing when the building that used to be there got bulldozed eight families got kicked out of their homes so they could be replaced with condos and a chain restaurant? Can I wear the affordable clothes I bought downtown that were probably assembled in a sweatshop with child labor? Can I eat quinoa? Can I eat this burger? Can I drink this bottled water? Can I buy a car and drive to work because Iā€™m sick of taking an hour each way on the subway? Whose bones do I stand on? Whose bones am I standing on right now?Ā 

On one hand, itā€™s a privilege to be able to choose to acknowledge these horrors or notā€“weā€™re going to acknowledge that privilege. On the other hand, I once attended a lecture by the explorerer-conservationist Jacques-Yves Cousteauā€™s daughter and son and they had a lot of opinions about what we could do to help the environment and the ocean and I talked about how in my country, we have to drink bottled water, because itā€™s a desert and thereā€™s only salt water all around, but weā€™re contributing to pollution and all of these thingsā€¦

And she looked at me and told me not to fall into the trap of ā€œactivist guilt.ā€ I couldnā€™t remember the exact words, but, it was the first time Iā€™d heard the term and it took a weight off my shoulders.

We do what we can. Itā€™s so much better than giving up entirely or not doing anything at all because we canā€™t do it perfectly. It doesnā€™t benefit anyone in the end if we just sit around feeling guilty about every little thing in life. Iā€™d just joined tumblr back then (haha, so like, eight or nine years ago at this point?), I was being exposed to way more than Iā€™d ever been before (I was previously just into feminism and animal rights/wildlife conservation/environmentalism since I was a kid), and it was weighing on me.

As long as humans are humans and living flawed lives, many consumed by greed, there will not be anything in this world untouched by evil.

I usually avoid stuff that says it was made in China or other cheap looking knockoffs, out of fear of them being made in sweatshops (now, I know even a lot of big brands use thoseā€¦), itā€™s exhausting. Then, I read something about how people who actually lived and worked in those would still buy this cheap stuff and how this shocked the foreigner reporting on it, but they just looked confused like, itā€™s what they can afford and them avoiding consuming it isnā€™t going to change the whole system from the ground-up.

ā€¦ it went on about how ā€œmoney talksā€ and choosing where to put your money still feeds the whole capitalist system and is nearly a way of comforting yourself, but you not buying doesnā€™t mean everyone else isnā€™t. What needs to be tackled is at a much higher level than any of us can reach.

Of course, Iā€™d still, given the choice, give my money to companies I agree with and Iā€™ll boycott what I know to support awful stuff, but I also feel no superiority over this and know now itā€™s not as black and white or easy as I thought it was.

This is the same reason that moral purityĀ ā€œyou canā€™t enjoy [x] because itā€™s Problematic ā„¢ā€ is such nonsense, because nothing is pure. Thereā€™s something bad about everything if you dig deep enough. As long as we lived in flawed human societies weā€™ve got to make the best of what they offer us. If you have the choice and means, please, do support those who do good, but also, donā€™t beat yourself up over not living up to an unattainable ideal.

No one can. Youā€™ll just make yourself so miserable, you either burn up and stop fighting entirely or youā€™ll make yourself a non-productive, depressed heap just out of a bleeding heart left unchecked. You canā€™t make a change to this world if you refuse to engage in it.

catvincent

Purity is one of the worst, most harmful myths humans ever invented.

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when she says she doesnā€™t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

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when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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hikingnerd

When Russia sends you nudes

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onwardwall

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia canĀ“t

maradaisykat

Thanks ObamaĀ 

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why do they always show cranberries in thos big pits n its implied its wet and possibly swimmable. do cranberries really grow like that. wh

Youā€™ve never heard of The Bog?

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the what

EACH ADDITION TO THIS POST MAKES MY BLOOD RUN COLD

This is a cranberry bog (unflooded) itā€™s how cranberries grow. Once theyā€™re ripe, the blog is flooded and the cranberries harvested.

Basically by using big floaty things to round them all up and then scooping them out of the water.

thank u. i hate it a little less but the horrible little man in my head is still screaming ā€œBOG BODY BOG BODY BOG BODYā€, but i appreciate the education,

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taraljc

not that kinda bog. less peat, for one thing, and 300% fewer mummified Celts.

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muirin007

Ocean Spray Cranberry Juice: Now with 300% fewer mummified Celts!

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thewantsies

speak for your own goddamn cranberries. new hampshire may not have any commercial cranberry bogs left, but at least our wild cranberry bogs contain 100% NATURAL MUMMIFIED CELTS, THE WAY GOD AND/OR THE MORRIGAN INTENDED.

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lynati

Bog Mummies: Now in Cranberry Flavor!

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hydro-homies

Whatā€™s a banana?

Actually, the artificial banana flavor is based off of an extinct version of the banana. There is no known way to bring it back so its replicated in candy : )

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arahir

all night long the sword on the wall above my bed has been rattling and i finally woke up all the way and went wtf and turned on the light and found this.

@ those of you saying this is cuteā€¦ thatā€™s a feral rat. a feral rat hovered over my head watching me sleep for three hours while trying to figure out how to assassinate me with a longsword. thanks.

While you slept, He studied the blade

Despereaux SNAPPED

this last comment is the only funny one this post has ever gotten thank you for your service

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zerrie

2013 vma will always be the best vma

HOW COULD YOU FORGET ABOUT DAFT PUNK????!!!!!

Iā€™m actually just reblogging this because of daft Punk!

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teaboot

The number of times I have been delighted by witty banter only to find out later that I was ā€œFlirtingā€ is both unfortunate and disappointing.

ā€œhaha so what about that guy, huh?ā€

Me: what about him

ā€œWell you seemed super into himā€

Me: what why

ā€œā€¦dude you were flirting all nightā€

Me:

Me: Whoms'tā„¢ā„¢

I found out several of my female coworkers were planning on trying to get our male coworker to ask me out because ā€œYou guys kept flirtingā€ but I was like ā€œWe were literally just goofing around. Like we literally just told jokes to each other. Literally just stuff that friends do, the same stuff you and I do.ā€ I was definitely 100% NOT flirting but everyone thought I was

ā€œYou were laughing at everything TJ did!ā€

ā€œHe paper clipped a banana to the ceiling, Isabelle. Thatā€™s fucking bonkersā€

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