impostor syndrome is a common problem in academia. For example my colleagues keep putting me in the airlock and ejecting me into space

Uh.. if you're not the imposter how do you keep coming back?

tenure

why does every job want you to have a drivers license… cant you want me for my loving nature

Kiss of Life

Things left unsaid

love when bad reviews read like glowing recommendations. "this story is about a girl getting manipulated and taken advantage of by toxic women" outta my way gayboy

surely if I draw attention to the strong citrus taste and sugar content people will be convinced not to order this foul 'lemonade'

you guys all know i'm in the panopticon too right? just because i'm in the tower doesn't mean i should be treated any differently. all of you can see me just as well as i can see you. my position is worse actually because you're all looking at me at once while i can only point the spotlight at one of you at a time. have some compassion. we're all in the panopticon here. we're all in the same boat

you don't like pompeii? 🌋? eheu eheu?

they laced this bread with olive oil and sundried tomatoes

genuinely where the hell has all my harddrive space gone. i do Not have 2tb of shit on here

it's ok i can't be mad because i read the phrase "130 GB ass" and now i huave covid

is anyone else scared

no one else has ever experienced this before

oh god

adjacent advice: if you need more confidence, get a cool jacket or a haircut or something and think about how cool it makes you. this is loser advice, but we're all losers here. swallow your pride and roleplay as a cool guy and you'll become a cool guy.

it might help to think of yourself as a character designer and also yourself as a character, which is again kind of insane person advice, but this is an insane-person-for-insane-person audience blog

do you ever laugh with your friends and think oh this is the point. this is the point of everything

me in the not-so-distant future of 2032 taking my beautiful wife out for a walk on a foggy day: damn it's like silent hill up in this bitch! 😂

my wife: fuck you you say that every time it's a little foggy outside. you haven't even played the games. i hate you so much

our clone of former beatles drummer ringo starr who we normally keep locked in our basement but is currently joining us for his allotted 30 minutes of weekly outside time: ringo!

DONT CLICK ON THAT!!! whew. sorry. just be careful.. many people dont know that .pdf stands for “poison dart frog.”

I love you dumplings I love you gyoza I love you xiaolongbao I love you wonton I love you baozi I love you mandu and yes even you, ravioli

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.