Yall, this scene broke me. I still can’t believe this was a real thing.

DON'T HIDE THE BEST PART OF THE POST

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

hnn I WANT IT SO BAD

on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!

IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

now we enter the testing phase

yup. looks good.

Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?

OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement

*roar sound effect*

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help

(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)

There’s more!

I love.

I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!

(just fine)

Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures

OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card

Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)

so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.

it’s been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!

ajdhf.

well that’s just,,,

REXCELLENT

two hundred THOUSAND notes???!?!

HELL

YES

HELL

FUCKING

YES.

Nearing on 375K Notes!!! What in the Paleolithic are y'all gonna do when they top 400K?!

cry, probably

Reblogging to get you one note closer to crossing the 400k mark!

IT’S TIME

YOU MANIACS. okay, here we go!

HAIL TO THE QUEEN

LONG MAY SHE REIGN!

(she was a skater Rex, she said see you later Rex, she’s finally hit 400k!)

Wexter: *Exists.*

Tumblr:

I came for the dino stayed for the #cursed biology tags

This is why Tumblr.

— Beau Taplin

reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m socially exhausted - i don’t have the time right now - i don’t know how to reply - i have a bad memory and got distracted - i’m having a depressive episode and don’t have the energy to socialise

not reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m ignoring you just because - i hate you - i’m fed up with you - i don’t want to be your friend anymore

people in period clothing doing modern things is my aesthetic

i can’t believe you forgot the most important one

thank you! I couldn’t find that one in google!

I would like to add Alexander Hamilton himself to this collection.

and of course, alexandra dowling using a tablet computer on the set of BBC musketeers 

You forgot my favourites.

These are all canon.

this is my favourite post

On the Gandalf note, this is also amazing: 

May I add this one out of sheer delight?

It cracks me up every time. I love this!

They’re updating their relationship status to “sworn brothers”

adorable pirate Luke Arnold taking photo of his crush star Toby Stephens

don’t forget this Incredibly Powerful Image from the set of the princess bride

THE PRINCESS BRIDE ONE OH MY GOD

Happy: “Kid–,”

Peter, looking absolutely betrayed: “Were you ever going to tell me?”

Happy: “I didn’t mean to lie to you, I swear. I thought you knew.”

Peter, dramatic as hell: “Five years.”

Happy: “Peter–,”

Peter: “I spent five years believing that your god-given name was Happy Hogan.”

Happy: “—I’ll buy you ice cream or something, anything, just please don’t cry—,”

Peter, already tearing up: “I don’t even know who you are anymore, Harold.”

Peter: You too?!

Pepper: Peter-

Peter: No! I don’t want to hear it, Virginia

Peter: I just can’t believe they would lie to me

Bruce: What do you mean?

Peter: Happy and Pepper lied about their names!!! Like who would even do that?!!?!

Bruce, sweating: Haha yeah…

Peter: At least I can still count on you, Bucky.

Bucky: *opens his mouth to speak, but says nothing*

Peter, sobbing: “Mr. Stark, my whole life is a lie.” Tony, unsure if Peter knows that his first name is Anthony, and not Mr: *Pats consoling and tries not to panic* “The world has done you wrong, kiddo.”

Tony: Hey Rhodey, how was the training workshop?

Rhodey: Ugh. They made us wear name badges.

Peter: But why does your badge say Jim?

Rhodey: Because there’s always at least two other James’ in the room, so it reduces confusion.

Peter: James?!

Tony: *makes frantic ‘shut up’ gestures*

I feel like rly upbeat songs with depressing lyrics are like the musical equivalent of adding ‘lmao’ to the end of a negative statement so no one takes it too serously

She just wants to make a play on words.

RULES: POST YOUR TOP FIVE FAVOURITE COMFORT CHARACTERS

i was tagged by the awesome @idabbleincrazy 💕 but the post was getting kinda long so here we are!

tagging everyone cause i'm nosy but also @carryonmywaywardbucky @thinkinghardhardlythinking @deandaydreaming @nerdyfangirl67 @fablesrose @fangirlxwritesx67 @writethelifeyouwant @girl-next-door-writes @watermelonlipstick @peridottea91 @lovealways-j @thoughtslikeaminefield if you wanna share!

Thanks for tagging me!

1. Helmut Zemo - mcu

2. Loki - mcu

3. Dean Winchester - supernatural

4. Eliot Spencer - Leverage

5. Aaron Hotchner - Criminal minds

Bonus: Mr. Darcy - Pride and Prejudice

@megthemewlingquim @nerdyshaddowhunter @msmarvelouswinchester @justagirlinafandomworld @marvelgirlonmain @mymagicsuitcase @myraiswack @justfangirlthingies and anyone else that I'm forgetting!!!

Thank you for tagging me!!

1. Loki - mcu

2. The Doctor - Doctor Who

3. Dean Winchester - supernatural

4. Fred Weasley- Harry Potter

5. Sherlock Holmes - BBC Sherlock

Open tags!

How You Doin’?

Rules: tag 9 people you would like to know/catch up with.

Thanks for the tag lovelies, @firefly-in-darkness & @writingsoftheloser

Last song: Sober by Elle King

Last movie: Practical Magic just cuz

Currently watching: Friends - over and over and over again

Currently reading: The Other Bennet Sister by Janice Hadlow and all the fics that I can 😊

no pressure tags: @winchester-fantasies @gone-to-fight-the-fairies @deanwinchesterswitch @calaofnoldor @xbuchananbarnes @whitestarbucky @starks-hero @fablesrose @indyluckycharlie

Hhhheeeeyyyy, honestly my schedule all summer has been work and sleep so this is sort of loose

Last Song: All Star by Smash Mouth

Last Movie: Jungle Cruise

Currently watching: Leverage

Currently reading: Grit by Angela Duckworth and so many fics

Tags: @queenofchaos7 @megthemewlingquim @nerdyshaddowhunter @msmarvelouswinchester @dreamcxtcherr @divine-mistake @kitkatd7 @make-me-imagine @myraiswack

Heeeeeeeyyyy!!!!!!!! It has been a HOT minute since I've been logged in here!!

Last song: Let You Break My Heart Again by Laufey

Last movie: Big Hero 6

Currently watching: Brooklyn 99

Currently reading: I'm actually not really reading anything right now

Open tags because I have no idea who to tag!

the range….the emotion….this deserves an oscar

This dude was so convincing I forgot it was the same guy playing both people… The range…

cuts off too soon, I’m emotionally invested now!