I’m sorry that you had to go through that, and worst of all, I’m sorry that you had to go through it without your family. You are Bill’s son, his darling boy, and you are mine as well. That squid put his hands on you and he’s gonna pay handsomely for it with every last thing he’s got, do you hear me?
we’re getting more fantasy high this week! tune in to @/dropoutlive on twitch this wednesday the 16th at 10pm EST!
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ISU Grand Prix of Figure Skating 2019-20 Finalists, Mens’ Singles:
- Yuzuru Hanyu (JPN): 30 points, Total Score 627.64
- Nathan Chen (USA): 30 points, Total Score 596.25
- Alexander Samarin (RUS): 28 points, Total Score 529.55
- Dmitri Aliev (RUS): 24 points, Total Score 513.43
- Kevin Aymoz (FRA): 24 points, Total Score 504.66
- Boyang Jin (CHN): 20 points, Total Score 486.51
The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.
God: where’s Abel?
Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him
It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.
God: Where’s the Sheepkeeper?
Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper?
God: hey where’s Abel???
Cain:
Javier Fernandez, EX Prometo || European Championships 2019
2019 World Championships, Men’s Medal Ceremony World Champion Nathan Chen & World Silver Medalist Yuzuru Hanyu
Happy Birthday, Nie Huaisang! ! !
you call it “really bad at darts”, I call it freestyle acupuncture
Sir I’m going to have to ask you to leave the bar
cowboys never die. they just ride off into the sunset
is that what your parents told you when you came back from school one day and your cowboy was missing
This was so fucking satisfying to watch
That is amazing, I am highly impressed 😍😍
Witchcraft
Boyang Jin performs a clean free skate at the 2018 Chinese National Championships, earning 204.58 in the free skate and 302.59 overall to win his fifth national title.
does anyone else follow people who don’t even have the same interests as you, but you’ve followed them for years and you can’t imagine unfollowing them?
it’s like, no that’s joan the dolphin lover? she’s practically your neighbor on this website? you’ve never talked, you’re not even mutuals, but damn she loves dolphins. And every time you see her on your dash, you’re just like, oh wonderful, joan’s still alive, just doing her thing. she’s getting into golden age russian cat literature, good for her!
this person doesn’t even know they’ve been on your dash through the ups and downs of your life. Their presence and cactus obsession is just something kind of familiar and almost comforting to you?
Me in my academic papers: “One has to laugh…”
Daisuke Takahashi, EX Guilty Crown || Medallist on Ice 2018
the only sexy shakespeare characters are lady macbeth, mercutio, and puck. those are the only characters i’d get down and dirty with
i’m not calling horatio ugly. he’s not sexy, he’s just a very polite gay man. he possesses a very gentle breed of handsomeness. send tweet
this is allowed to get notes but if ANY of you insist that hamlet is sexy i’ll flip my lid
Keiji Tanaka, JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure || 2018 Medalist on Ice