Inane Ramblings

One of the most important things I have learned today..

©Rune Guneriussen

ANDREAS PIETSCHMANN as Eyk Larsen in 1899 1.01

rice fills me with joy and happiness, but more importantly it fills me with rice

if you are swedish say hello to the goat for me

or goodbye. your choice

"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

@babeinthebower

Clue (1985) dir. Jonathan Lynn

when you find a single flake of glitter on yourself for seemingly no reason. where'd you come from girl. where's the party at

@babeinthebower this is going to be you for the foreseeable future 😂

if he was my man id fold him so cozy into a dumpling & set him afloat in soup the perfect temperature to keep him warm

@hatant

Elvis's last words

so true

☠️👻🦇| coalironworks

#forbidden crinkle fry #forbidden curly fry

oh shit

(by Jan Kopřiva)