You Should Be (on Wattpad) https://my.w.tt/4ix1oVyDH4 A little thing I wrote out of boredom to show what it might be like to be someone that's been living with HorrorTale Sans for a long, unlikely amount of time ***STORY COVER ART IS BY ME*** ((I forgot to sign it before I took the picture and I'm too lazy to retake it)) Addy = shortened version of Adrienne (an oc of mine) I dunno yet if I'll upd…
You Should Be (on Wattpad) https://my.w.tt/iOnnftxDH4 A little thing I wrote out of boredom to show what it might be like to be someone that's been living with HorrorTale Sans for a long, unlikely amount of time ***STORY COVER ART IS BY ME*** ((I forgot to sign it before I took the picture and I'm too lazy to retake it)) Addy = shortened version of Adrienne (an oc of mine) I dunno yet if I'll upd…
Hey so... I'm really bad at socializing and trying to make new friends, but I think that's what I need most. I need to branch out a little and start talking to more people, not just the same few every day. The main problem with me trying to make new friends and reach out to others is my low self esteem and constant need to create things. Because I always have so many ideas and things I wanna share with others, sometimes I can be a little confusing and scatterbrained, but regardless, I'd be happy to clarify myself. All you'd have to do is ask.
I need some more friends though, that's the point of this. I'd like to talk to people that have similar interests as me, that way it's easier for us to create some sort of bond.
Stuff I like: UnderTale, Hazbin Hotel, music, anime, cats, and any kind of creative activities (namely writing, drawing, and oddball little crafts like making stress balls or making braided thread strands)
Music and anime probably come in last on the list of stuff I like, since UnderTale, Hazbin Hotel, cats, and creative stuff seem to have the majority of my attention right now. I'm a good listener though and if you really become my friend, I'll stick with you through thick and thin. I don't make friends just so I can make drama and chaos, I genuinely just want people I can really truly connect with, that are willing to talk and brainstorm with me. I may even do some roleplay too, if that's something you like :P
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Imagine this. Imagine. You’re a fan, and you get that call. “Hey, we don’t have enough costumes. Can you, a passionate fan, come and BE IN THE THING YOU LOVE?” - that’s it. That’s the dream. Dare I say the cosplay holy grail?
do you ever catch yourself thinking of something so weird and fucked up that you have to stop mid-thought and your face is
our thoughts aren’t always from us. Sometimes random thoughts are our brain trying to process and understand concepts we’ve heard from other people. Your reaction to that thought shows your true feelings on the subject
this actually makes me very relieved
That information is very important for people suffering from intrusive thoughts. Thank you
isnt that kid a drug addict now?
No. He is a national treasure.
We must protect him at ALL costs.
I can’t even fully express my love for Macaulay Culkin. I loved his recent interviews with Jimmy Fallon and with Ellen (in one of them he’s wearing red nail polish and I just love that about him too), I love his website bunnyears.com, I especially love him in Party Monster and in Saved, I love that he was in a Velvet Underground cover band called Pizza Underground that changed all the lyrics to be about pizza, and I love how weird and awkward he is.
He also shows up in Redlettermedia vids and he’s always fun in them
Tabloids said Culkin had a $6,000 a day heroin addiction, Culkin has been very vocal about denying that he was ever addicted to heroin
If you don’t know about Macaulay Culkin’s childhood other than “he was the richest child actor of his time” please take a minute to read this
When Home Alone was at the height of its fame I saw him on a talk show saying he slept on the couch at home. His dad, who’d insisted on being on the panel with him, laughed it off as “we’d fallen on hard times but we’ll be moving to a bigger place soon.” Macaulay later said “He wanted me to know and my brother to know that he was in charge and that if he didn’t want us to sleep on a bed, we weren’t going to sleep on a bed.”
His father, Kit, was also a child actor but never made it very far. He insisted on being Macaulay’s manager and simultaneously hated him for being talented and pressured him to be famous so he could get rich
Macaulay has said he has scars from his father’s physical abuse
All the kids were forced into acting but Macaulay and Keiran were the most successful. Thier father would book them for acting work without discussing it with them, and after long days on set they’d have to sit with their father for hours planning for the next day’s work. They rarely had any free time
When his parents filed for divorce the custody battle focused mainly on who would get to be the kids’ manager because that person got 15% of their earnings. It’s unknown if his mother’s motives were financial or trying to keep their father from having a position of power over them, but his father’s motives were definitely financial
Macaulay hasn’t spoken to his father in 25 years and doesn’t know if he ever will. In response, his father told reporters “I no longer consider him my son”
All the stuff about Macaulay being a has-been who can’t find work is untrue. He’s still persued for acting parts but is very selective about which projects he gets involved in. He’s turned down roles that went on to make millions, including a lead in The Big Bang Theory. He has no regrets about passing on those roles and says his happiness is worth more to him
I fully support Macaulay Culkin being a goofy guy who does the work he wants to do and uses what’s left of his childhood earnings to relax and enjoy life
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Ummm....
My goth fem hero
Goth as fuck
All hail the queen of goth!
i have to wear walmart every day of my life but u dont see me getting 1m views and paid out the ass for it -__-
My man Jesus
What story is that?
Matthew 18:9
“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”
“Jesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!”
“Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don’t have to see all those bodies anymore?”
“wut”
“What?”
“Shouldn’t you tell them to… stop dressing like that or something?”
“Don’t see why. It’s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.”
“Uh….”
“Or learn to keep it in your g’damn pants no matter what they’re wearing.”
He goes on for like several examples too.
“How can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand when…they’re dressin like that?”
“Cut it off.”
“wut”
“Cut it off. Your hand. If it’s a problem, stop having a hand.”
“wut”
“What”
“Did I fucking stutter?”
Dwl 😂😂😂
Akinator has been ruined because half the questions I get are about video game streamers no matter how many times I tell him it’s not a streamer and no matter what I’m trying to get him to find
Akinator now will be like “is it a yellow electric mouse from Pokémon” and I’ll be like yes and the next question will be like “did it get in trouble for saying the F slur during a 48 hour stream of fortnite”
Proof of concept suspension bridge design
They’re attached to chickens hidden under the ground on each side of the bridge
Locked inside the bridge for bastard crimes
there is no need to say strawberries, blueberries, raspberries, blackberries and boysenberries. you are among friends. you may say “fruits of the forest”.
No need for berries either
Straw
Blue
Rasputin
Black
Boysen
Ahh yes, my favorite fruit, the Rasputinberry