everyone needs to see this.

Reblog if you're on team "don't touch me without my permission but if you have my permission please never stop touching me"

no way in hell am i passing this up

a student from uni scrolled past this and ended up failing all of his courses, even the ones he thought he passed… not gonna take this chance.

Your great great grandchildren will probably do a history project on your social media posts.

My proofreading skills increase by 100% onc I press publish.

NASA: we used to have 9 planets but we now only have 8 Pluto: Stop telling everyone I’m not a planet! NASA: Sometimes we can still hear its voice

Look, I’m not saying that demoting a planet named after the Roman god of Death stoked his rage and brought down on us his vengeful fury and retribution but…

*gestures at everything*

Finally, an explanation.

As soon as you think “maybe I can get up early and just finish it tomorrow morning”, you’ve already lost

by Buttersafe

The Landscapes and Skylines of Howl’s Moving Castle ハウルの動く城 

204. When someone starts playing music from a past show, and everyone else joins in.

Everyone who reblogs this gets a random American History fact in their Inbox.

Eggs Benedict was a very good model for my Neko Atsume cookies.

!!!!

omg those cookies <3

Are you telling me that cats name is Eggs Benedict

I told him that Tumblr thinks he’s handsome and he seems very pleased.

He’d want me to thank you, so here is a photo of him synchronized sleeping with his sister, French Toast.

Breakfast cats omfg

Eggs Benedict is the best thing to name a cat. What is its nick-name though? Egg? Eggie? So many questions..

He gets called:

Bennie, Eggs, Eggy, Eggypoo and Benedict Cattyfats.

I SHOULD ADD THAT THEY HAVE A NEW SISTER. So for the people who have asked, there are 3 total breakfast cats.

The third kitty is Hash Brown. She is very small.

If you are having a bad day please just know that these cats exist <3

I feel like a lot of people on Tumblr need to see these cats right now

Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

THIS HAS OVER 40,000 NOTES AND WITHIN FIFTEEN MINUTES I FOUND THIS IN MY MESSAGES:

“and then i saw him walk across the room. he got very close to me and whispered “back that sass up”“

80,000 NOTES AND I GOT ONE!

“ He descended upon me, that pink archangel, with those pink and ripe nipples. “

12 minutes “Oh not. Not another fire bender!” I said to myself. But then he came up behind me and grabbed my ass. So he’s cool now I guess 288,250 notes

HALF AN HOUR AT MOST “Its okay,” he said leaning his walking stuck against the wall and removing the young man’s glasses “ let me frost your roll” matt the blind cinnamon roll blushes as his core softened for his new lover.

Frans Snyders and Studio (1579 - 1657), The Lion and the Mouse, oil on canvas, Sotheby’s

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