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Kafka was so right fuck this stupid baka life

He didn’t say that.

yes he did

So no Cha Cha Cha?

have you practised your Finnish today?

Europe rn:

That took 30 years off my lifespan

sentence i found on a grocery store review

Robert Pattinson In Dior Men Spring Collection 2023 By Kim Jones.

i just came from twitter LOOOOL! 😜👏 let’s go, tumblyp

h… hm… did anyone else feel that

Them <3

lmao you really think jesse pinkman listens to 1000 gecs and mother mother. if you ask him his two favorite rappers he'll say eminem and slim shady

if you ask for a third he'll say marshall mathers

passage of time stoppp 🤣 like literally stop 😐

god i wish he had looked into the camera just this once

me about to watch breaking bad for the first time: im gonna be normal about this

me like three episodes later: i am going to gnaw on walter white's bald head like a rottweiler with a kong toy if he doesnt stop being a piece of shit

Damn, Mr White 😳

I wanna hire an evil advisor so bad. I want to pay some gay-coded little man to creep around my house saying ominous things and smirking to himself and punctuating every sentence with an evil little laugh while I pretend to be totally oblivious. And of course I ignore his evil advice, but I always have an excuse as to why, and he unconvincingly pretends to be okay with it, but later that night I hear him having an absolute meltdown in his room until he comes up with a new evil plan and bursts into a musical number that ends with maniacal laughter which continues for about 10 minutes

God I wish that were me