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#2, Brute?

I made the ugliest noise.

It’s not even March. It’s literally more than 6 months till the ides of March. Why.

TODAY

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Executive dysfunction is like that

Baby carnotaurus doing a hecking blep

Normal activity

I Appreciate it x

my third eye has opened and its a googly eye

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The 3 important B’s

Important shit

@iknowiknow-shh-iknowiknow-shh

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

it’s quiet uptown || parks and recreation

my last two brain cells

compliment recklessly! say the nice things that come to your head! we've got better things to do than resisting the instinct to be kind!

just gonna leave this here

Not a comprehensive list, but it’s a solid starting point.

gender is a performance and i’m an overenthusiastic extra who plays 11 different characters, and whose stupidly energetic line delivery makes me an audience fave and also widely despised by the rest of the cast

gender is a performance and you are booing me while i get yanked off the stage by a giant cane

gender is a performance and I’m the understudy who was not ready for the lead to die in a freak snowblower accident three hours before curtain

gender is a performance and i’m doing some weird performance art the audience doesn’t understand.

it’s cool, though, i don’t either.

gender is a performance and i’m the front half of the horse

Gender is a performance and someone has locked the doors to this theater from the outside

Gender is a performance and I’m back in costumes/props making sure that the people who can tolerate the stage are properly supplied.

gender is a performance and i’m having my fifth heart attack because the leads mic has fallen off about ten times, and the tape is failing me more then i’ve failed my parents