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“I am a god, you dull creature. And I will not be bullied by… “

#lol

UNMUTE

Damn right! UNMUTE AND REJOICE!!

I’m almost crying, holy shit!

so i’m watching avatar the last airbender again because of fucking course i am and after zuko beats katara at the north pole he tells her “you rise with the moon. i rise with the sun” so now i’m convinced zuko is the most insufferable morning person ever and katara makes coffee at 9pm.

zuko at 5 am, seeing katara walking around in her pajamas: wow i’ve never seen you up this early

katara: i’m getting ready for bed

i didn’t intend for this to be a shipping thing i was just thinking about them as like roommates but honestly? 

zuko: help my wife’s a night owl and she sleeps till 2 pm every day 

iroh: some people are just nocturnal

zuko: ya but i miss her

This is unbelievably adorable. I need a comic of this now.

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Sebastian Stan

After tank top Tony, here is tank top Sebastian/Bucky.

Sebastian Stan being absolutely adorable cuddling a rescue puppy 

he really put steve’s feelings before his own like that.

shit man i’m in pain he really does love him with his entire being and would do anything for him if it meant he was happy.

i can’t handle this rn

i’m so sorry if someone made you think it’s hard to love you

it IS hard to love me whatchu talkin abt

the joker isn’t harley quinn’s love interest he’s her origin story

A LITTLE LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

Originally posted by smooshywrites

@ajohnster 

yaaaas!

I WANT TO KNOW THE STORY BEHIND THIS. I HONESTLY THOUGHT THEY WERE LOVERS.

Okay, okay, so short version:

Joker seduced Harley while he was in Arkham and she was his psychologist. He did so by manipulating sessions to make him seem pitiable.

Harley broke Joker out. Joker was originally going to kill her then, but fans had latched onto Harley Quinn’s new look and she was a fan favorite (mind you as I recall, she was originally introduced in BTAS, and then transferred to the comics later). So she ended up surviving his first murder attempt.

He decided that although annoying she could still be useful (since she’s actually brilliant, and at this point somewhat codependent). This leads to a string of horrific abuses and murder attempts. Including (in the TV show alone) throwing her through a window that is at *least* three stories up, choking her, beating her with a hammer, threatening her with one of his gag guns (which, depending on the gun, may or may not kill her in various ways), and attempting to get hyenas to eat her.

In the comics, it includes starving her, chaining her to a wall in a sewer on top of corpses of “failed Harleys,” poisoning her, leaving her in burning buildings, pushing her into the line of police fire, gaslighting her basically every time he fails to kill her, and the list goes on. When she becomes pregnant with her and Joker’s kid, she leaves for nine months, to her sister’s place, and gives birth there. She doesn’t tell Joker about the kid (and goes out of her way to prevent Joker from finding out). She tells Canary that it’s because Mr. J would be too busy for a kid, but if you pay attention to Harley’s behavior throughout the comic, the clear subtext is “My kid would end up dead or worse if Joker knew about her.”

Additionally, post break up, she notes he was abusive, says it wasn’t love, it was manipulation, and frequently describes it as the worst part of her life.

I’m no expert but I remember one more thing… she said he never noticed she was gone for those 9 months.

THANK YOU FOR CLEARING THIS UP.

Thank you for being super nice to that person for asking for clarification and not like, shaming them for not reading the comics or watching the cartoon series. Like I was expecting them to get torn to shreds for that and was so happy that they weren’t.

If you’re trying to catch a housecat that’s gotten outside, don’t forget: they’re an ambush predator and you’re a persistence predator. You have several times more endurance than they do - use that to your advantage! Don’t run after them; that’s playing to the cat’s strengths, and vigorous pursuit may cause them to hide. Instead, follow them at a brisk walking pace until they get tired and need to have a lie-down, at which point you can simply pick them up and take them home.

Ok but no shit this tactic is what allowed humans to survive pre-civilisation

Some mammoth: *chilling, eating grass, mammothing*

Cavedude: *power walks towards them*

Mammoth: oh sIHT

cat : haha you can’t outrun me

human:

Patronus Analysis 019 The Weasel

Those with this patronus tend to be ruled by instincts and very intuitive.

It has been assumed by some that those with the weasel Patronus are Sly and Cunning but this could not be more incorrect. People with the weasel are often friendly, polite and honest.

Those with the weasel are uniquely perceptive, often understanding things about those around them without having to be told. They make excellent detectives due to having such a curious nature and being so in tune with their surroundings.

Another good trait of those who have the weasel is a hard working attitude. Always ready to lend a hand, it is likely they enjoy whatever task is at hand.

Those with the weasel often excel in most of what they do, although they always remain modest about this.

If this is your patronus, you share it with Arthur Weasely. This Patronus is often found in Ravenclaw and Gryffindor.

have y’all seen that nasa pic of the earth with the sun behind it on the night time side it really really fucked me up my own soul became solid and like………….. weeped!

who wouldn’t see this and then look deeply into their own emotional playing field to see what improvements could be made purely inspired by the vulnerable earth. this is the face of all literal gods

#we live here!!!!!!!! those lights are us!!!!!!!!!!! #we’re the proof of life in the darkness!!!!!!!!!!

That ball of shiny blue Houses everybody anybody ever knew  -Chris Hadfield, “I.S.S. (Is Somebody Singing)”

When you realize the human is trying to bathe you. (via tintin45450721)

The damning mew of utter betrayal.

Top 10 Anime Betrayals

i was thinking about the weirdest phone calls i got when i still worked at the public library and i remembered this one phone call. it was probably less than 20 seconds long, but it still makes me laugh.

anyways, this woman called and without even saying hello after i said the usual “public library, how can i help you?” spiel, she said, “i have a very important question: when you shelve books, do you push them all to the front of the shelf or all the way back?”

it took me a second to process the question and then i answered that, at the library, we always shelve them so that they are even with the front edge so they’re easier to grab and see. she was obviously delighted by this answer and then, as if an afterthought, she asked, “okay, what about you? what do you do at home with your books?” i said i did the same thing. she hummed in obvious agreement and then just like that she said “thank you!” and hung up.

i never heard from her again. i hope she won whatever argument she was having.

for about a year, i worked at a call center for sprint. i have a similar kind of story. a woman called, and said she had a question about the call history on her bill. “sure, let me just pull up your account-” and she cut me off going, “no, no, it’s not anything specific, it’s just. so, if you change the time on your phone, does that change the time on the bill?” “uh… no? the time on the phone doesn’t matter, the call history is recorded by the towers.” “ohhhh” she said in the saltiest voice i have ever heard “so even if you changed the timezone it wouldn’t change the time on the bill? to, say, the middle of the night?” i stg yall i looked into the camera like i was on the office. “um… no? it would still be the local time of the tower. is there anything else i can help you with?” to me, overly chipper: “nope! thank you! have a great day!” turning on someone as she hung up: “she says yoU’RE A LYING SACK OF-” i still mean-snicker every time i think about it.

Patronus Analysis 019 The Weasel

Those with this patronus tend to be ruled by instincts and very intuitive.

It has been assumed by some that those with the weasel Patronus are Sly and Cunning but this could not be more incorrect. People with the weasel are often friendly, polite and honest.

Those with the weasel are uniquely perceptive, often understanding things about those around them without having to be told. They make excellent detectives due to having such a curious nature and being so in tune with their surroundings.

Another good trait of those who have the weasel is a hard working attitude. Always ready to lend a hand, it is likely they enjoy whatever task is at hand.

Those with the weasel often excel in most of what they do, although they always remain modest about this.

If this is your patronus, you share it with Arthur Weasely. This Patronus is often found in Ravenclaw and Gryffindor.