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dear theodosia,

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theodosia montero / 26 / senator's assistant / the materialist / wannabe fashion designer / they say that dreaming is free
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Austin made his way to the corner store down from his place in search of milk for a late night snack, oh the life of living alone. He thought about how he wished he were still with AJ and Lottie but since he had to work that night until 11, a shorter shift than he was used to, he didn’t want to bug them that late.
Walking into the store he grabbed his milk and a couple of other necessities before making his way to the front. He noticed a girl groan and nearly collapse in the medicine aisle. He made his way over, setting his stuff down before reaching a hand out to steady her.
“Whoa there, Sugar. Are ya okay?” the Southerner drawled.
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Theodosia noticed the southern man and avoided his gaze rather shamefully. She coughs a little bit-- it’s kind of pathetic. She mentally scolds herself. She also groans a little on the inside-- Sugar? What is this, old western times? No. 

But she digresses. 

“Hi, uh-- I’m fine, I promise. I’ll take a rain check on that,” she says, doing her best to be convincing. Then she tries to get up, fails rather spectacularly, and then looks to the man again. 

“Actually, on second thought, uh, that would be nice.”

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Sometimes it was hard for Pan to do groceries, not because she was lazy or anything like that, but because almost every product had some kind of thing added to it that was just horrible for your body. It took her at least five minutes with each product to read the back and then ponder if she could actually eat it. It really was hard sometimes to be a full on vegan.
Pan rounded a corner to go through the medicine aisle when she saw a girl sitting on the floor, and by the sounds of it, it didn’t sound good. So she let her cart behind to ran up to her, worry in her eyes and in her voice. “Are you alright! Do you need help.” Pan asked, lowering herself so she could rest her hand on the woman’s shoulder, “Do I need to call someone?”
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Theodosia lulls her head up to look at her supposed savior, blinking slowly. Of course-- just her luck-- the person who’s come to her rescue is gorgeous. And Theodosia looks like she’s just crawled out of a cave! She could cry. 

“God-- I’m sorry, I just need some Tylenol, I have work in a couple hours-- I can’t... I can’t miss it,” Theodosia says, her breathing perhaps too labored to be convincing. “I’m... I’m fine, I think.”

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“Hey!“ Ryan said, moving down the aisle, noticing the girl clearly in pain. He makes his way over, hesitant to touch her shoulder. “Are you okay? Do you want to lean against me until you’re feeling up to standing?“ Ryan glanced around, noticing none of the other customers seemed that bothered. Sometimes, people sucked. 
Theodosia groans again, looking up at who’s talking to her. “Urgh-- that would be great. I’m not... totally sure I can stand on my own,” she tells him, bashful and slightly upset at herself that she’s showing weakness to a stranger of all people. 
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Eric was a terrible shopper. He’d always think of something he forgot to get at the store as soon as he got home, and ended up making several small trips throughout the week as a result. Today was one of those times.
He wandered down the medicine aisle, and tried to think if they had any pain medication or bandaids at home. They’d certainly need them one of these days, and it was best to be prepared. Suddenly, he heard someone groaning at the other end of the aisle. He turned his head to see a girl doubled over in pain, and immediately went to her side. Eric set his basket down next to her and said “Oh my god, are you alright? Do you need me to call someone?”
“Augh-- thanks, but I think I’m fine,” Theodosia replies, attempting to get up. She doesn’t do well. Her built up strength fails her, like in Dragonball Z when they go super saiyan but then they fuck up. 

(She’s never seen Dragonball Z, but she thinks that happens?)

“Okay, yeah, maybe I need help. I’m sposed to be at work in a couple hours? I need.... Tylenol. I don’t know. I’m dead inside.”

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“Ah-.. what’s wrong with you?” rubbing at his chin feeling uneasy at the situation, he wasn’t a bad person he just didn’t know what was happening or what to do. He didn’t really want to help and it wasn’t because he didn’t want to, he was just generally lazy and hated people. Because his mentality worked based on the fact that if he did this, would she do it back? That’s all he cared about, who gave a fuck about good will?.
“I’m just--” she coughs for a second, “I have a real bad fever. But it’s fine, I’m fine, it’s fine,” she says, lifting herself off of the ground while grasping tightly onto one of the nearby shelves. She’s very blatantly shaking, but it’s not like she’s going to let anyone see that. 

But, contradictory to her previous statement, her body gives up and she falls back into the position she was in just before, crumpled on the ground. “Fuck-- no, I can do this, I’m sorry, fuck.” She starts to try again.

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“If you bring that wasp anywhere near me, I’ll fucking kill you. And also maybe die.” he muttered, sort of just laying on the ground. “I’m hanging.” he sighed, sounding defeated. Today, obstacles had won. He’d get ‘em next time. There goes his streak of not falling on his ass. He had been fully for years now, but it was still a bit difficult, seeing how he had spent the first sixteen years of his life being able to see, at least mostly. And even if he was really good at this whole being blind thing… He was still blind. Sometimes he fell down.

“I killed it, I think,” Theodosia tells him, scrambling over to where he is. “I’m so sorry again...” 

She’s super embarrassed about all this. This isn’t what the senator’s assistant should be like! What if someone saw her deck this blind guy? What if she gets fired? What if the senator personally sends an assassin to end her life because she punched someone who couldn’t see it coming?

The deep breath that she takes hardly quells her anxiety, but she reaches down and grabs the man’s hand anyway, hoisting him to his feet and picking a piece of grass off of his shirt.

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Theodosia’s immune system is not great.

Fuck me and my shitty body, she thinks to herself, walking quickly to the corner store at eleven o’ clock in the morning. She has a fever of 102, but she lives alone, and she has work at three that features a meeting that she absolutely can’t miss. 

So she needs Tylenol and she needs it now. 

Theo gets as far as the medicine aisle before she gets incredibly dizzy, grabbing onto a shelf of canker sore medication to stabilize herself. She grabs at the bridge of her nose, blowing out a stiff breath of air and closing her eyes. “Ohhhhh my god,” she groans. She finds herself sliding down against the racks, folding herself into a ball and resting her head on her knees. 

She looses a long, exasperated groan before rubbing at her eyes, trying to get the strength to get up and keep going.

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“A wasp?” He echoed, and wow, it looked like maybe the getting punched in the throat wasn’t bothering Bekket so much anymore, because in a manner of seconds, and, like, five feet away, trying to put as much distance between him and any potential wasps or bees or hornets at he possibly could until he tripped over a railing and fell on his ass on the grass.
 And just… stayed there. Yeah, okay. Sure. He was ready to die by wasp now, thanks, universe. This has been a good day and a good string of events.

Theodosia watched as the man skedaddled away and ended up on the ground again a few feet later. “Um-- do you need help?” Theodosia offers, but he seems not to have heard her or... or he’s ignoring her. But he seems to need some assistance, and Theodosia can provide that! So she chases him, making sure to knock the wasp to the ground as an afterthought, stomping where she believes it landed. “Hang on! Let me help!” 

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Really and truly, all he had fucking wanted had been to get this mystery bug off of his arm. He hadn’t meant to startle anyone. 
 But nooo. You try to get someone to help you avoid a potential anaphylactic reaction in New York, and you get throat punched.
 Bekket gave a very loud, very indignant sound, which would most summarily be described as “GACK,” immediately falling to his hands and knees and beginning to choke and splutter and cough, clutching his throat and staring dazedly. What the fuck just happened!? It took him a couple of minutes to actually get back to reality, 
 “What– what the fuck?!” he bit out, his voice tight and his eyes hinged with some reflex tears. “You’re saying ow?! Why the fuck are you saying ow?! You punched me in the neck!”

“I got stung by a wasp!” Theodosia replies with a certain degree of panic, certainly not as fucked up as the other person in this situation in the long run. “It just-- it hurts, but god-- are you okay?”

She moves to help him up, trying to avoid stressing her newly-stung arm but also very anxious about dealing with the other person in this situation. Trifling with other people is... scary, to say the least. She’s never been the best with them, at least in her opinion. 

“I’m sorry I punched you in the throat,” she says, offering her hand to the other. “You scared me.”

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Typically, Bekket preferred to spend a lot of his time inside rather than running around outside. There were just… so many things that were better about it! It was air-conditioned, there were no insects, no strangers could bother him, he knew there were no allergens around when he was in his own home…

 But, that being said, Bekket wasn’t exactly a homebody. He had spent most of his life with his parents trying to keep him cooped up inside, and he got stir-crazy and bored easily. He didn’t like doing the same thing over and over each day, so sometimes something more out of the ordinary was called for. 

 There was a small park pretty close to where Bekket lived, so he went and walked around there every now and again while listening to books on his phone. It was just a good excuse to move his feet and get some air. Otherwise, he would inevitably begin to lose his mind. He had spent all day inside today, doing nothing! So he walked until he got tired, and then he plopped down in a nearby park bench for a while once he got tired, his head tilted back as he listened to the narration in his ears.

 Until he felt something crawling on his arm.

 Bekket immediately froze, his eyes wide. He couldn’t see to confirm what was on his arm, but it was certainly a bug. Not too big, but not tiny, kind of vaguely fuzzy feeling… Which made Bekket absolutely terrified. What if it was a bee? He was not ready to deal with a bee sting today. After a moment of quiet panic, he thought he heard the sound of someone walking nearby, and he immediately called out.

 “Hey! Hey. Hey, I’ll literally pay you if you get whatever is crawling on my arm off of my arm right now.” he hissed out.

 Ugh, bugs! He fucking hated bugs. He really, really wanted this bug off of him but he was not about to risk anything by moving to try swiping it off. 

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Theodosia had been walking to Sephora to pick up a replacement vial of Kat Von D’s liquid lipstick in shade exorcism when someone grabbed her by the arm and demanded something from her. 

She hardly thinks before punching him square in the throat. 

As he falls to the ground with a whump, she silently thanks her parents for putting her through so many self-defense classes before she came to New York from Indiana. She smiles to herself, wholly satisfied, until she looks at who she just rapidly, unexpectedly knucklethrusted in the larynx. He’s blinking his eyes, incredibly unfocused, as though he’s blind. 

Oh god, he’s blind. 

Oh god, I just throat-punched a blind guy, Theodosia thinks in succession. 

“Oh my-- fuck-- oh my god! I’m so sorry!” Theodosia then says, suddenly scrambling to try and help the boy up. “God, I’m so--”

Abruptly, there’s a sharp pain on her outer arm. Her eyes snap to whatever may be happening, only to see a wasp sitting contentedly, post-sting, next to her elbow. 

“FUCK,” she looses. “FUCK, OW.”

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