It Me

DOGMA (1999) dir. Kevin Smith

bro, the me inside your head is kind to you, right? haha? 🤨

bro, you wouldn’t use my memory to represent your own self-doubt and loathing… right bro?

since the original is no longer playable, here is the damn fine cup of coc audio post again

everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.

I love how safe everyone in the comments feels about being entirely dependant on a potentially psychopathic benefactor 😁

im nice…..

He’s literally nice

how to start a cult

Craig Parker on the set of Fellowship of the Ring

bitches be like "i need to go to sleep now i have work in the morning" then read fanfiction til the sun comes up

It's me

I'm bitches

indeed search for "jobs that don't make you feel like you are being chased by tigers." zero results.

poler bear 2

realized I never posted this portrait/repaint of Father Paul from Midnight Mass I did for my digital paint class last semester

reference, closeups and painting without grain under the cut-

i'm literally the priest's favorite sacrificial lamb because i am so docile and sweet and i hold very still when they put the rope around my neck and i trot along so happily while they lead me to the altar and they do not even have to tie me down because i lie so very still and only bleat once or twice in my lovely lamb voice and when the knife comes down it cuts through me like butter and i offer no resistance and i bleed so prettily all over my new white wool and my guts all unspool like the most beautiful shining yarn and my eyes are animal and dumb and hold no accusation and every time i die i come right back as another little lamb because the priest loves me so so much and he always chooses me for the sacrifice every time and he always places one hand on my small and twitching nose to calm me while he lifts the knife and he doesn't do it for the other lambs only me because i'm his favorite

see writing is funny because sometimes you have to google things like “can the human body survive with every rib broken” and other times you have to google things like “is there an ikea in manhattan???”

I've seen posts going around claiming that petting animals is basically tricking them into thinking they're being groomed, and it's bugging me because, like, there's no trickery afoot. Petting and scritching are grooming activities. They help to dislodge loose fur and foreign objects and more evenly distribute protective oils, among other things. Primates are social groomers, and the human impulse to scritch is the legacy of our primate ancestors. We see an animal we like, even a dangerous one, and the monkey brain says "groom that thing".