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TalesFromYourServer: Bitchy coworkers

Hi guys :)

I used to work as a host/busboy/foodrunner/server at a tiny restaurant and Recently got a job as a busboy at a really fancy restaurant in town.

My coworkers are pretty on edge all the time since it’s upscale but there’s this one server who’s rude as fuck all the time. She calls me “Guy” all the time and talks super slow to me like I’m retarded. I feel like I can’t say much because I’m new, inexperienced, and on the bottom of the food chain.

Got any advice on how to deal with this POS?

By: shawnieboiii

What ya do, is talk back in the same tone of voice and start calling her ‘gal’ or ‘lady.’ If she gets upset then point out the fact that that’s how she’s been treating you.

It’s not the comedy gold that the best response will be, but there ya go.

I wanted to draw something like this in a long time tbh

This is heavily inspired by this post by @underflake

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this is still exactly the same