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happy Thursday the 20th
I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th
August 2015
October 2016
April 2017
July 2017
September 2018
December 2018
June 2019
February 2020
August 2020
You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years
happy Thursday the 20th
I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th
August 2015
October 2016
April 2017
July 2017
September 2018
December 2018
June 2019
February 2020
August 2020
You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years
Have you ever wondered how someone meets Santa? Well, you need to follow a very specific ritual to summon him.
Do you have any idea how long I’ve had this queued? Any idea? A year. A fucking year. I don’t even use my queue ever. Ever. This is the only thing I’ve EVER queued. I’ve had this queued for a year so I don’t forget it.
everything about this video is perfect. the voice acting, the cookies, the milk, the cave, the chickens singing the imperial march for some reason, the way the sound of the fires starting lines up with the haunting song of the chickens, the way santa teleports right in front of the player at the last second. it’s all so surreal
my new url is @thegreatspacerache! if you wanna follow me, follow me there. the blog is under construction right now. followers/mutuals please reblog.
my new url is @thegreatspacerache! if you wanna follow me, follow me there. the blog is under construction right now. followers/mutuals please reblog.
“lgbt people are allowed to hate religion and u can’t call them out for it”
nah. im allowed to be like, distrustful and wary of and even hate christianity specifically, b/c i come from a christian background.
that doesn’t mean that 1) im allowed to give lgbt christians grief or 2) im allowed to be islamophobic or antisemitic
self care is putting yourself to bed on a regular schedule because it’s the base treatment for mood disorders
there’s no twist or anything it’s just really really good for u to sleep at consistent times
me reading this at 5am:
Deadpool. Isn’t. A. Hetero.
“Deadpool is as straight as a pole in a strip club.”
Yeah, okay, buddy. Have you ever actually picked up a Deadpool comic?
Expect more small-minded outrage of Ryan Reynolds gets his way with the Deadpool sequel. Bring it on!
Adding some more to this wonderful post!
Hell, Wade’s “deepest darkest desire” was PUTTING LOTION ON CABLE AT THE BEACH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
The Wichita Beacon, Kansas, August 9, 1918
imagine going back to 1918 and hearing someone say idk on the street
my new url is @thegreatspacerache! if you wanna follow me, follow me there. the blog is under construction right now. followers/mutuals please reblog.
Hi i love your theme its super cute!
thank you! i won't have it for very much longer because i'm moving, but that means a lot.
Thats pretty much the whole series
Am i the only one taking notes just in case?
Americans joke about living in a cyperpunk dystopia but chinese protesters are going 1for1 with censor bots in order to spread info, engineering anti facial recognition solutions daily, and running pop up resistance bases out of ghost towns we will never be on that level here lmao
International outrage is important. We’ll never survive our totalitarian governments if we don’t help each other, regardless of culture.
News update! A student (20 years old) has recently been arrested for buying these laser pens, on the account of them being an offensive weapon, claiming that they set things on fire.
Now, there’s a nightly tourist attraction that uses these lasers, sized up multiple times. There is nothing inherently offensive or dangerous about these tiny laser pens, mainly used for stargazing.
So what do the people do?
They come out, to the planetarium (another popular use for these lasers) and they all shine a spectacular laser show to:
1). show their dissatisfaction for baseless arrests
2). display that there’s nothing dangerous about these lasers
3). they try to set the entire planetarium on fire with the very vicious glare of multiple lasers (it did not work)
4). also to satisfy the urge to shine a flashlight at a planetarium and make shadow dogs out of their hands
5). they’ve also turned it into an impromptu disco with song requests being taken, neon beachballs being tossed around, a public karaoke session
6). They also attempt to set a newspaper on fire via the sheer offensive firepower of multiple lasers singled upon one target. Newsflash, it didn’t work.
7). They also attempt to light a cigarette, to no avail.
piper doodles!!!!
