I can agree with most people that the live-action Grinch is far from a great movie, but this scene always kills me.

FUNNY BIT OF TRIVIA ABOUT THIS SCENE. 

When the Grinch yanks the tablecloth away, everything on the table was supposed to fall. But Jim Carrey did it so expertly, all of the objects stayed right where they were! So the Grinch running back and messing everything up was improvised by Jim =)  

THAT’S AWESOME Also I love the push of the table it’s so extra it’s great

“Far from a great movie” it IS a great movie.

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The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Yum

Note to self: Help canonize this tag.

PSA: the tumblr adult content purge probably affects your posts even if you’ve never posted anything remotely nsfw. Check your posts because lots of safe content has been flagged and they don’t notify you about it.

The tumblr support page linked in today’s announcement says that they always notify you if your content has been flagged, which I’ll call “misleading language” at my most generous:

As far as I see, that “notification” consists of you manually scrolling through your own post history and noticing the red stripe they’ve put on the individual posts which their algorithms deemed problematic. I received zero emails, chats, real time notifications, carrier pigeons, or anything in regards to the dozens of posts I just found erroneously flagged on my blog.

It also implies there’s some way to review all of your flagged posts at once, but I see no such option on my blog:

(”Dismiss” is not one of the options I’m given and clicking “okay” doesn’t result in a list of flagged content)

Final note, I notice that photosets and especially gifsets seem particularly prone to getting flagged, so if you’ve posted a lot of tv/movie gifsets and stuff like that, take a look. 

So anyway, everybody should check their wholesome, wholesome post history to catch tumblr’s mistakes. And if anybody sees some option I missed about a list of flagged content please share!

This reblog is post #26,910 on my blog, which I’ve had for five years.  It’s not practical for me to scroll through the entire freaking thing to see what Tumblr’s AI thinks is inappropriate.  /cry

I don’t even get a request review option??? What the fuck?

i just realized how absolutely earth shatteringly horny the internet at large would be for darth vader if the original trilogy came out right now

my god, every facet of his character, the mask, he’s tall, he chokes people, he’s evil, good god it would be apocalyptic, this website would be fucking unusable

people are horny for kylo ren and he’s just an intentionally infinitely shittier version of darth vader who sucks fucking shit comparatively just imagine

so imagine Star Wars comes out now, everybody’s obviously drawing their fanon interpretation of Vader as hot brooding anime men so they can ship him with whomever of luke/leia/han they find personally most attractive. Empire comes around, darth is luke’s ****** (message me for spoilers!), everyone purges their Luke/Vader art and starts drawing him as a hot dad, slicked back salt-n-pepper hair and a chiseled jaw and shit

then Jedi comes out and

he’s making a list, he’s checking it twice!

he’s gonna find out who’s on thin fucking ice!

🎶 Santa Claus is callin’ you out 🎶

He sees what you have tweeted

He knows your Facebook likes

He heard that shit you did last month, and he says FUCKIN YIKES.

Ancient Proverb 

“aw, don’t be mad, it was just a ’armless joke.”

“i gotta say, steve, your sense of humor is disarming.”

yall: tumblr is muting blogs!!! make sure ur posts are uploading or else ur followers might not be able to see ur blog!!!!!!

me, knowing full well that nobody has looked at my actual blog page in the history of mankind: word?

She came for his whole LIFE

can’t wait for this to get flagged 

HJKHDKLJHSJKFHSJKDFH

Never too old for a quality pun.

Each Dragon Age protagonist summed up for your pleasure

Hero of Ferelden: One-tank army. Unofficial camp counselor who will make you get along or they’re going to turn this whole army around so help me– Eternally Sighing. Everyone is terrified of them (doesn’t matter if they’re dead, people don’t believe it. And are still scared.) Probably definitely fought a spirit with their bare hands. Loves their dog more than you.

Hawke: Literal definition of a walking disaster. Can’t make it five feet before they trip over someone else’s problems. Proudest Big Sibling™. Would probably have been in less trouble if they’d stayed home for once in their goddamn lives. Has definitely heard “…who haven’t you slept with, Hawke?” at some point. Accidental spark in a city full of dried tinder. Knows they don’t deserve the friends they have; loves them regardless. B I C O N

Inquisitor: *survives an explosion that rips dimensions apart* *walks out* “I’m the what of the who now?” Definitely Did Not Ask for This Shit. Definitely got lost in the Hinterlands at least twice and no they don’t want to talk about it. Walking embodiment of the I need an adult oh shit I’m the adult meme. Certified World Leader Hand-Holder. Sighs every time Andraste is mentioned. “Oshit I have a horse?” Surrounded by too many fuckable people. Is going to need therapy once all is said and done. No puns about the arm, please.

Cera by iBralui

Lmao this old gem (the rest of the glass door reviews are good too)