no

Boys will absolutely destroy their living space for a joke and I’m glad they take the time to film it

how could you leave this in the replies

heart: randomly starts beating faster me: what is it what do you see

There is coronavirus fanfic on ao3

*poses seductively for the security cameras while robbing the store so that whoever views the footage has no choice but to look at and acknowledge how great my ass is*

*runs sexily from the cops after successfully pulling off a heist*

I wish an alarm could send an image to your brain instead of just making a noise

good show~ [the witcher (netflix)]

Every game of Uno needs a three hour discussion about which house rules apply or shit will hit the fan when someone tries to end with a draw four

Freddie as a guardian angel!

He’s playing his music from a magical recorder that reaches whoever needs it ❤️

For mrbadguymercury

This is the best, mostly because it suggests that when I’m having a shit day and spontaneously get a Queen song stuck in my head, it’s no accident. Thanks, Freddie

A tree trunk throne in Kendall, England.

Doesn’t look safe for a mortal.

if you sit there you belong to the fae

That’s the Fae’s problem

That is such a mood

Be your own daddy, make your own sugar.

me, downing shots: for dionysus

being in your 20’s is like “if I can just get through this week I’ll be ok” but every fucking week

[thinks about love] okay well i am just losing my mind and being insane now .

take this quiz to see what your zodiac sign is based on your personality

i mean i got taurus😂

oh god im responsible for me