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Ive been counting down the days until I could reblog this
Happy Orgasm Day! I wish you a satisfying day!
I saw this post on May 10th 2017 so it’s been waiting in my queue for 364 days
HAPPY ORGASM DAY
@unicorns-and-fairy-dust maybe today is a good day to rock the Hulk underwear… just saying.🤗😉😆
Ive been counting down the days until I could reblog this
Happy Orgasm Day! I wish you a satisfying day!
I saw this post on May 10th 2017 so it’s been waiting in my queue for 364 days
HAPPY ORGASM DAY
@unicorns-and-fairy-dust maybe today is a good day to rock the Hulk underwear… just saying.🤗😉😆
@savewithstories “I Love You to the Moon and Back” - read by @imsebastianstan
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You’re all not worthy.
AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON (2015) / AVENGERS: ENDGAME (2019)
Evie been knew that Steve was worthy.
Astro fam alert @all1e23
It's so sweet for NASA to think about the Barnes family. 🤧
Do all Sebastian’s co-stars just turn to mush around him lol 😂
Yes.
And let’s not forget these guys:
(or any of the MANY gifs of Chris looking at Seb adoringly…)
Gif credit for gif 1 to @unearthlydust and gif 2 to @uncensoredsideblog
The last gif is literal heart eyes. Chris, just tell him how you feel.
You always got a ton of shit to say don’t you? You fucking opinionated bitch! Always complaining. Such attention seeking bitch you are. Die fucking die.
*such AN opinionated bitch.
Seriously? Why don’t you come say this shit to MY face, you hoboken! You’re just jealous that Suz is way more talented and better than you could ever hope to be, so why don’t you make like a tree and leave?! GTFOH with that shit! BEGONE SATAN!
Sebastian Stan & Anthony Mackie Marvel Studios IG takeover 💜
Bucky: Okay Morgan, there are 206 bones in the body, but! I’m gonna teach you how to dislocate someone’s body in 230 ways—
Sam: Dude. She’s a kid.
Morgan:…
Bucky: Oh yeah! You’re right.
*turns around for a few seconds before turning back with puppets over his hands*
Bucky, in somewhat a Kermit the frog’s voice: Hi kids! We’re going to show you how to dislocate someone’s body! Let’s start with the Clavicle region. Do you know where that is?
Sam: oh my god.
nebula, unfamiliar with terran anatomy: *sits down crisscross applesauce next to morgan*
I’m so glad that with Natasha, er, temporarily indisposed, Bucky is covering Morgan’s important education.
(Actually, the Winter Soldier having been forced to assist in brutally training young women to kill, while Bucky chooses to gently teach a young girl to defend herself, is beautiful character development, and I think a great way to reclaim both his agency and his humanity.)
WHEN nat gets back, she’s gonna be like
nat: okay so what did you teach her?
bucky: breaking bones, and the quickest way to a man’s heart.
nebula: through the ribs.
nat: excellent >:]
TONY, TWENTY MINUTES LATER: Why is my baby sparring with the Black Widow? Why did you give my baby a knife?
NATASHA, DRAMATICALLY CLUTCHING HER SIDE WHERE MORGAN GRAZED HER: You got me.
BUCKY: She didn’t even react like that when I shot her, Morg. You’re good at this. Great job with the stabbing!
TONY: I’m sorry what the fuck is happening.
MORGAN, taking the chef’s knife from Pepper and mining stabbing: no, mom, you hold it like this
PEPPER: I don’t think that’s effective against cucumber but I’ll keep it in mind.
MORGAN: AUNTIE NEBULA! How do I stab a cucumber?
NEBULA, APPEARING OUT OF NOWHERE, KNIVES IN HAND AND READY FOR STABBING: What’s a cucumber?
which is the moment when pepper decides to teach nebula how to cook.
Bold of you to assume Pepper knows how to prepare literally anything but salads and sandwiches.
Nebula, on the other hand, has had to survive alone in space.
Please consider: Nebula efficiently dicing the cucumber, and then teaching Morgan and Pepper both how to prepare a simple meal, which would apparently taste better with a specific type of meat that they can’t acquire on Terran, but this is the best she can do given the circumstances.
Nat: Wait what did you teach her?
Bucky: There are 206 bones in the human body…
Nat: James! She is a CHILD!
Nat: If you are fighting an opponent your age Morgan, there may be up to 270 bones in the human body. Children’s bones ares still fusing together. Here is how you can use that….
I’m sorry I’m going to need someone to draw Bucky with his assassin in training murder puppets. On his hands. While Morgan and Nebula watch.
so.. i’ve gotta write this,, right?????? i have to write a fic about this??????
I am so in love with this!!!!! @tilltheendwilliwrite @suz-123 @jrubalcaba @stars8melanin @hellaqueerangelofthelord @justreadingfics @that-werewolf-punk
Other goat: angrily tailing Bucky, also head-butting him every few seconds
Bucky: And this one’s name is Sam
Gifs of April Young in TVD S04E10 - Part 3/3 (everyone may use these gifs if wants to)
Gifs of April Young in TVD S04E19 - Part 2/2 (Everyone may use these gifs if wants to)
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My activity spikes every Wednesday because of this post
always reblog on a wednesday, that’s the rule.
On Wednesdays we reblog
Always
do you ever cry because you’re not british
tears of joy
