Hi this is jigsaw. last week in starbucks you did a gross fucking burp that put me off my panini. In front of you is a panini press. You will notice also, that your dick is out,
okay i’m curious bc my parents were relatively young having me but idk what age difference is “normal” between parents and kids as i’ve met people with plenty of variations. so if you want, reblog this and tag (don’t comment) how old your parents were when they had you. my mom was 25 and my dad was 21.
sometimes after a long day of zoom calls you need to walk up the stairs on all fours to remind yourself that to dust we shall all return. this is an entirely neutral experience
BRIDGERTON 2x08: “The Viscount Who Loved Me” (2022)
The Holiday (2006) dir. Nancy Meyers
Sometimes you gotta take matters into your own hands :(
Essek: How do tall people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?
Caleb: Essek, it's four o'clock in the morning.
Essek: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?
Anthony Bridgerton & Kate Sharma + stop
Request by @ambitionspassionscoffee
pirates of the caribbean: the curse of the black pearl (2003), dir. gore verbinski
tolkien week (2/2) 2021 | day 02. most heartbreaking scene ↳ gandalf’s death
I’m a little bit obsessed with makeover/dressing scenes where the reveal is an undeniable downgrade from what the character started out with. Top tier comedy
This absolute disgrace…
pirates of the caribbean: the curse of the black pearl (2003), dir. gore verbinski
i hate when you go to someone's home and there's no obvious hand towel... cheers i'll just dry off on your cock and balls towel then. since you don't care.