Loki and Sigyn, by boomdafunk

As you know, I'm also a Polin fan (colinxpen on Bridgerton), and I got to admire the amazing @boomdafunk 's beautiful polin arts. The way she drew Pen was fantastic, so of course, since my Sigyn variant is based on Nicola Coughlan, I had to commission her for a Loki & Sigyn fan art.

So here are our two lovebirds, practising Seidr :3

Aren't they the best <3

Commission this amazing artist!!! :D She's brilliant ;)

The way Loki is gazing at her 😍 Stunning

Trying to draw Loki’s new outfit based on a tiny action figure is basically a game of Who’s That Pokemon, but I wanted to give it a shot anyway. I’m loving the slimmed-down look.

But I will never understand Asgardian fashion.

motherfucking shit look at this hot asgardain ughlskfj meghan you draw the hotest things wow.

OK who turned Thor into a squirrel???

@icybluepenguin​

@mistress-of-words @jonquilclegane

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

Oðinn spake:

Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.

@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again

I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful. 

@theshitpostcalligrapher

ay @systlin hmu

@systlin

My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.

Solen sken, skönt gyllene

Dagen Tor föddes

På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell

Där låg Loke

—KJN

My translation:

The sun shone, sweet golden

The day of Tor’s birth

On the tarmac, by Taco Bell

There lay Loki

(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)

@bold-sartorial-statement

ay yo show ur husband 

@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes: 

(oops spot the typos)

i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it 

Sólin skein, björt og gullin við fæðingu Þórs á stígnum við Taco Bell Þar lá Loki

The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing

This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!

And in Danish because why not:

Solen skinnede, skøn og gylden

På dagen for Tors fødsel

På asfalten ved Taco Bell

Dér lå Loke

“LEV MERE (LIVE MAS)”

*Snorts*

When Thor born

He hair shine brite

A very very

Magical site

But then I see

A bab from hell

I pik up loki

From taco bell

the rosetta stone of shitposting

@incorrectnorse-quotes

Now THIS is the best post on this hellsite

Good F*king lord I think I cooked

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Loki stopping mid-marketplace brawl with Thor and the Warriors Four to carefully purchase an item he thinks Sigyn would like then resuming the fighting.

Loki stopping in the middle of a tavern brawl to gently ask the cook if she could either make them some extra strawberry scones or give them the recipe for Sigyn before going back to the fight.

Loki stopping mid-fight Thor started at a fancy party being thrown by another royal family to very politely and kindly ask someone where they bought their jewelry so Loki can get the jewelsmith to make something for Sigyn then turning around and setting off a magic bomb.

Thor and Loki stopping mid ridiculous sibling-fight so Loki can excitedly give Sigyn all of the gifts Loki got for her on their most recent adventure. Thor pointing out the gift he recommended Loki pick. Sigyn thanking them kindly and then groaning as they immediately go back to their sibling brawl.

Loki stopping mid-marketplace brawl with Thor and the Warriors Four to carefully purchase an item he thinks Sigyn would like then resuming the fighting.

Loki stopping in the middle of a tavern brawl to gently ask the cook if she could either make them some extra strawberry scones or give them the recipe for Sigyn before going back to the fight.

Loki stopping mid-fight Thor started at a fancy party being thrown by another royal family to very politely and kindly ask someone where they bought their jewelry so Loki can get the jewelsmith to make something for Sigyn then turning around and setting off a magic bomb.