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Quick Ardyn doodle…. meh
Pets him. (Look who's got time to drop by.)
The pink and perky little Mercy purrs happily while Ardyn looks down at the sight with a wide grin on his face. “I hope you intend to give him ‘kiss-kiss’ as well, Your Majesty,” cooed the Chancellor. “He’s been beckoning for it all day.”
“Mmmh… Th’ fuck on your knees, bitch.”
Ardyn frowned, looking like the embarrassed parent of a rude child. “Now, now, Mercy. That’s no way to speak to a handsome prince who takes time out of his day to come grace us with his presence.”
A scoff sounded from the chancellor’s member. “His pretty-ass crown doesn’t count for shit,” sassed Mercy. “If he’s my bitch, I’ll talk to him whichever way I want to.”
“Based on what I’ve observed from when you ask Prince Noctis for favors, you really don’t get what you want at all, save when you show him some manners. Besides, don’t you really want that ‘kiss-kiss?’”
Mercy grumbled something under his breath. Sometimes, Ardyn had no clue who was truly the one in charge between the two of them, and treating Mercy like a little kid was perhaps the greatest thing that could ever piss him off. Nevertheless, he was beyond desperate for his “kiss-kiss,” so he had no choice but to comply.
“Fine,” he sighed. “Would his Royal Majesty get down onto his knees for us, please?”
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praetoriian
Always faithful. Never broken.
Please, like/reblog (preferred) if you’d be interested in interacting with an indie, semi-selective Clarus Amicitia! OC friendly, Multiverse, with 5+ years of experience. Follows back from @brckenaccords.
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Ask my Muse ANYTHING. There are ZERO LIMITS!
SHIPPING MEME!
ANSWER THE FOLLOWING FOR YOUR MUSE SO PEOPLE KNOW HOW SHIPPING WORKS ON YOUR BLOG. REPOST. DON’T REBLOG.
TAGGED BY: @theplagueofstars TAGGING: @blueeyesbanshee @triggerxhappy @bxstiarius @angelic-din-mortem @chosenbythecrystal , and anyone else who hasn’t done this yet.
WHAT’S YOUR OTP FOR YOUR MUSE?
Ardyn’s Cock x Noct’s Asshole
WHAT ARE YOU WILLING TO RP WHEN IT COMES TO SHIPPING?:
Alright. This is a man’s dick we’re talking about here. Basically, anyone and anything that can help a man get off is good enough for Mercy. Even if she’s shipped with a fleshlight, Ardyn’s hand, or even himself, it’s perfectly fair game for shipping.
HOW LARGE DOES THE AGE GAP HAVE TO BE TO MAKE IT UNCOMFORTABLE?:
Even though Mercy doesn’t give a damn about age, if the muse is under 18, it’s not happening for obvious reasons.
ARE YOU SELECTIVE WHEN SHIPPING?:
Somewhat. As long as the muse is of age, I’m not too picky, and neither is my muse. However, if you want a ship to be almost guaranteed, make him interact with any of the Chocobros. And their orifices.
And of course, as always, Noctis is like 110% guaranteed to be a perfect match. To Mercy, his princely asshole is the gateway to Heaven.
HOW FAR DO STEAMY MOMENTS HAVE TO GO BEFORE THEY’RE CONSIDERED NSFW?:
When you play as a man’s shlong, practically everything you say and do is NSFW. Good lord, even some of the non-smut posts that I make I still tag as “nsfw?” when I’m unsure of the content, solely just because of the very mention of Mercy. Can you imagine if you threw a talking dick into a game rated T(16+), even if it was kept covered under pants the whole time? In America, it would still push the envelope. Even if no sex happens. Because it’s a talking dick.
WHO ARE OTHER MUSES YOU SHIP YOUR MUSE WITH?:
So far, I’m looking right at you, @rexcrystallis . You’re still our most favorite bitch.
And @theplagueofstars , there’s no better romance Mercy can have than with your Muse’s lovely magical hand.
@bxstiarius , Mercy still dreams of making sweet love to your bara titties.
DOES ONE HAVE TO ASK TO SHIP WITH YOU?:
Well, attempting it without asking isn’t an automatic no, but shooting me a message asking for permission would be appreciated.
HOW OFTEN DO YOU LIKE TO SHIP?:
Anything goes. If it happens, it happens.
ARE YOU MULTISHIP?:
You bet your sweet ass.
ARE YOU SHIP OBSESSED OR SHIP MORE-OR-LESS?:
For this blog, I really don’t care. Ships ahoy.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SHIP IN YOUR CURRENT FANDOM?:
I don’t have a favorite ship per say, but I kind of like Ardynoct.
Now, if you want to talk Star Wars, then REYLO FOREVER UNTIL I DIE DJIHSIUFHDIUBFYVXYUSGUISHCIB!!!!
FINALLY, HOW DOES ONE SHIP WITH YOU?
Either you can ask, or just let the RP roll along into a ship. Whichever is convenient.
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“ I see things that nobody else sees.”
“Assuming of course said individual does not visit a physician whom may also wish to examine the orifices you explore so eagerly.”
“Yeah? Well, a physician can never get a full inner view AND sensory experience like I can. No camera’s ever gonna replace that, bro.”
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drunk history :: spies [ sentence meme ]
“You fucks have never seen no shit like this before.” “Why would you wait till I’m at my drunkest to do this?” “I killed somebody about a week ago.” “Oh, now, that’s where I draw the line.” “Wait a minute. I can do way more.” “I could totally be a spy for you. I have connects, and, like, when I dress up and shit, those people have no idea who I am.” “Excuse me. I got, like, a good 15 minutes left in me before the liquor takes over, and God only knows what I’ll say. That’s great.” “You down there, do what the fuck you do.” “Let’s work together and find out where this shit is.” “Well, fuck it. Like, I don’t have dick to lose. Like, let’s work together and burn that shit down.” “You’re too late. Like, me and my people are already here.” “Ooh, this woman could be of use to us.” “Would you like to be a spy for us?” “Excuse me, I don’t even limp.” “Hello, I’m a very good spy.” “She is wreaking havoc.” “No. It’s making me… it’s freaking me out.” “Okay, you know what? My mind’s a little spotty. Let me just write down some notes for you.” “This… this is great. This is amazing.” “You got to tickle it.” “He got so much information through his dick.” “Oh, Jesus. Is this your death scene? If you die, we’re fucked.” “He was a fucking spy! Literally, a /fucking/ spy.” “Because of his dick, the world was a better place.” “I enjoy day-drinking.”
[[ So, I watched The Little Mermaid all over again, and when watching that chef scene, the only thing I kept thinking about was Ignis in the kitchen singing “Les Poissons” while chasing Mercy around and trying to cook him, and Ignis totally losing his shit at the end ‘cause he can’t catch the little bastard.
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Please like and reblog if you’re willing to interact with this OC from the FFXV universe. The muse is an assassin from Niflheim. Cold, mysterious, and very challenging to get along with, but with a very complex past and personality. Makes a good antagonist, enemy, or minion! For more information, visit the CHARACTER BIO.
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“WOULD YOU EVER ____”
finish it in my ask box
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Would you ever shove an eel up your ass?
“What the hell is that question ? Never!”
“You’d be surprised,” commented Ardyn. “It feels rather exquisite.”
"GET THE HELL OUTTA MY BED" Crowe screamed, "WHY ARE YOU JACKING OFF"
As he stared awkwardly at the glaive, Ardyn’s pumping on his shaft slowed to a halt. A few seconds later, he took his hand off Mercy and then pointed at him. “He told me to do it.”
“Aliens told me to tell him to do it.”
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It’s Headcanon Time!
Mercy plays dress-up.
Outside of Ardyn’s trousers, Mercy once complained many times about being too cold when the outside temperatures started to drop. Additionally, for the “prude pussies” who couldn’t handle staring at Mercy in his bare foreskin, Ardyn needed to find a way to censor his appearance. To solve both problems, the chancellor started to knit a wardrobe of sorts for his dick: an entire collection of outfits that basically resemble sock puppets. Mercy often wears these during the cold months, or whenever he is away from his master (remember: he can detach).
Covering Mercy from head to base are a variety of warm, cute and creative costumes, lovingly sewn by his master. Such include a cactuar costume, a diglet costume, a cat costume, a bear costume, a chocobo chic costume, and many others. His favorite of these is the baby tonberry costume, which he enjoys wearing at night to go into the woods and scare the ever-living shit out of campers.
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A fun reminder.
Roleplaying isn’t a competition. Roleplaying isn’t about being better than someone else. Roleplaying isn’t about having the best writing &/or formatting skills. Roleplaying isn’t about forcing others to roleplay with you. Roleplaying isn’t a job, it’s a hobby.
Roleplaying is about fun and nothing else. Never let anyone tell you otherwise.
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Send 🔫 to point a gun at my muse’s heart.
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Sentence Starters | Waking Up
“Get the hell out of my bed!”
“If you don’t get up, you’re going to regret it.”
“I hope that bucket of water helped wake you up!”
*Kicks side* “Wake up!”
*After viciously shaking* “Are you awake now?!”
“Get out of that bed unless you want me to set it on fire.”
“Oh, there’s a lump in this blanket. Guess I’d better beat it out.”
“HEY! ARE YOU UP YET?”
“I know you aren’t a morning person, but if you don’t get up, I swear to god—”
“Oi, wake up! Give me some of the fucking blanket!”
*Sticks cold hands onto bare skin*
“I figured a good slap to the face would wake you up faster?”
“I’m going to dump you out of the bed. Three, two…”