The thing about adhd is like if you hit any sort of roadblock while doing a task, no matter how small an obstacle, it’s gonna throw you completely off track.

like for example:

and that’s on executive dysfunction

Can we please bring male corsetry into style it’s like a basic vest but laced up all pretty.

Anyways, male corsetry by Innova is really cool. 

I was a professional juggler for like five years and all of my friends politely pretend it never happened.

Sometimes I will be holding three or more similarly sized objects and they will all shoot me the kind of warning glances typically reserved for cats who are about to swipe a fresh and crispy fish stick from a small child’s hand.

I gaze wistfully at a basket of apples and they all think, “Don’t you FUCKING dare,” so hard that I take psychic damage.

when barry married lup for the first time, he wasn’t too surprised that she took on his last name.

he was, however, surprised when taako took on his last name as well?

it was a little weird, but no more than anything else any of the twins did, so he let it go, thinking that it’d probably go away by the end of the cycle.

three cycles down the line, and taako’s still going by barry’s last name. he doesn’t really mind it though. everyone knows the twins are a package deal, so he lets it go.

then, decades and decades down the line, taako and kravitz get married.

and kravitz takes on barry’s last name as well

barry’s known the twins too long at this point to be surprised anymore.

Thor: Ragnarok (2017) dir. Taika Waititi

i just discovered this wilkinson sword ad, and it is basically #myaesthetic 😘

I’m too bi for this ad

bi-swordsual

are…are they gonna bone down on that glass covered bed?

Honestly I’m glad I wasn’t the only one concerned about the glass.

Swordplay is foreplay

…Swords have ads?????

is this ad selling… bisexuality? swords? underpants? Don’t tell me, I want to believe it’s all of the above.

Person A: hey why do you look so tired and have bite marks all over your neck?

Person B, who got fucked within an inch of their life the night before and is about to invent vampires: oh haven’t you heard?

#and that mans name was lord byron

You made it better

No, it was John Polidori. Byron wrecked him thoroughly the night before. Facts only.

Thank you for your correction. There can only be facts in this gothic dragging

*snorts*

@therebewhaleshere has the spirit of the thing perfectly nailed

That’s what Mary Shelley said

love it

TEEN HORSE GIRL MOVIE WHERE THE HORSE DIES AN HOUR IN AND THE SECOND HALF IS THE GIRL LEARNING OCCULT SCIENCE TO REANIMATE IT SO SHE CAN WIN THE BIG DERBY

in superman adventures #19, there’s a villain named multi-face who can convincingly disguise himself as anyone, even tricking dna tests and x-ray vision. Superman initially can’t stop him

and the only reason he gets caught is because multiface decides to disguise himself as, of all people, CLARK KENT i’m screaming

why do villains always mess up so badly

Clark Kent attending Bruce Wayne’s yacht party where Bruce told Clark to wear his clothes and……

calling the people at the party Bruce’s “fake friends” as if he’s Bruce’s only real friend and he’s low key jealous

Okay I absolutely love this comic but I gotta offer a correction because I got the chance to read this recently and the real context is even better: Clark and Bruce have never met at this point. Clark ended up on this yaught by accident and the people there just assumed he was Bruce Wayne making an entrance because none of them have ever met him. Clark isn’t even Superman at this point, he’s still just a twenty-something from kansas with super powers trying to figure his shit out, and he just stumbles into a billionaire’s yaught party and then foils an assassination attempt on accident. The best part is that Bruce finds out about this incident bc he obviously has surveilance on the parties he never attends and he’s just completely fucking baffled. I’m pretty sure this incident is why he knows Superman’s secret identity. What a fucking first impression. Absolutely legendary.

This extra context is amazing and makes everything all the more hilarious.

Omg this is amazing

I haven’t posted my art here in quite a long time but a zine I was in last year suddenly and with no warning disappeared so here’s the piece I did for that :)))

I tried to imitate the style of silly detective novels!

Stuff that always gets me

Yes please

I am the red one in the first picture.

It’s a promise.

My gender is dead and buried. Keep asking stupid questions and you’re next

Huge Vintage Triple Mirror

(more information, more etsy gold)

btw this is called a triple wedding ring mirror

Im so glad faerie portals are coming with options these days

How the fuck was this photographed

How the fuck was this photographed

the second pic made me feel such an enormous amount of dread and i fear that if i turn around, he’ll be standing right behind me and i will finally learn the truth of what he had to do