call me nasty for this one but there’s something about how a man smells after coming home from a long day—like the man musk is making me go feral

and i like to think that being simon’s girlfriend none of that shit matters because you like it. no. love it even. especially when he comes home from work, spending hours training the rookies under the sun. you want nothing more than to feel his skin, his lips, giving kisses under his neck and pull him close despite his protests,

“baby, baby—wait” simon chuckles at your eagerness, fingers curling around the belt hoop of his pants. “i need to shower, i smell”

you hum in disapproval, nosing at the scent of your boyfriend smell, feeling absolutely weak for it,

“no you don’t”

he has his hands on your hips, trying to push you away lightly. “i do actually. just give me ten minutes and i—“

“no”

“no?”

“you smell good” you reach out and plop yourself down on his lap to keep him still. licking a bold stripe against his neck covered with thin layer of sweat. “so sexy—so hot—“

he cringes when he takes a small whiff of himself. “i don’t feel like that”

“well you do”

“sweetheart, i—okay, okay fuckin-hell” he exhales watching you fumble with his belt. “how about you come to the shower with me?”

rolling your eyes, you peel yourself back to look him in the eye. “simon. you smell. fucking. good” you’re deadly serious about it, making his eyes go wide. “yes, you smell a little funky and shit but i love it. the sweat, the musk, the fucking dirt. i love it. it’s sexy and it’s turning me on. now will you please let me suck your cock?”

he eyes you for a second, then realizing you’re not messing with him. the dirty lip bite you give him, the lust in your eyes,

oh now, he gets it.

“fuck” he breathes out, letting you continue l unbuckle his belt. “my dirty, dirty girl”

Private Viewing

Camboy!Eddie Munson x fem reader

Word Count: 6.8k

What happens when your favorite camboy is in your class? You should stop watching his content... or should you? What happens when you are eventually paired together for a project? Everything will be just fine, won't it?

Warning: 18 +. This is pure fucking filth. Spit, masturbation (m and f), use of vibrators and fleshlight, choking, multiple orgasms, squirting, oral (f reviving), fingering, voyeurism? Soft!dom Eddie, tell me if I'm missing anything.

Thank you @lesservillain for giving me this wonderful idea. 💗 and @munson-blurbs for figuring out if I should do this for Steve or Eddie and for helping give me a title💗.

Masterlist

Nothing but slick sounds filled your room, the occasional deep moan calling out from your laptop speakers accompanying your own sweet cries. The guy on the screen, Ed as he called himself, or DungeonMaster as he was known on Only Fans and Twitter, was fisting his cock in his heavily ringed hand. He was putting on a show for more than ten thousand viewers but the way he stared down the camera with those dark eyes made you think he was watching you, fucking his hand to the way you were pumping your fingers in and out of your soaking wet pussy. 

18+

today i’m thinking about fingering eddie for the first time. it’s something you’d discussed with him before, and though he’d seemed a little hesitant to admit it at first, he’d finally confessed that it’s something he’s always wanted to try.

a few days later, you’re at the trailer in a skimpy tank top and shorts, fanning yourself with the damp pages of a magazine while eddie smokes out the window, passing you the joint every so often for a few puffs. it’s the tail-end of summer, right before the heat breaks and yields itself to cool autumn mornings. you’re counting down the days - but for now, the heat persists and you’re flushed all over, sweat pooling between your breasts and over your upper lip. you bring a hand up to rub at your mouth.

cool about it | eddie munson x reader

summary: there's just something about making eddie's life harder that gets you going. it's just a plus that it gets him going, too. aka you find out that eddie likes getting his hair pulled, and the two of you have sweaty van sex.

warnings: 18+ mdni. unprotected sex, fingering, hair-pulling, choking. semi-public sex. eddie is very subby here and reader is a bit of a bully.

a/n: this is another re-upload from my old blog :) no major edits. i just want him bruh

It had started as harmless name-calling. Freak, loser, virgin. You didn’t stray too far from the usual insults your peers hurled at Eddie Munson. They were common for a reason—he was a freak. A loser. Probably a virgin, too.

You got a reaction out of him initially, which was satisfying. The first time you’d shoved past him in the hall and hissed out of my way, freak under your breath, he’d looked at you like you had six heads. Looked at you with big, wide, googly eyes and bright red cheeks. He’d opened and closed his mouth, looking for words and finding none; you’d just laughed and kept walking. You liked seeing him get flustered, especially because it was uncommon—he was usually the kind of guy to snap back, flip someone the bird, even throw a punch. But with you? Those stupid puppy dog eyes. That stupid blush, and nothing witty out of that stupid mouth of his. 

Steddie X Babysitter!Reader

So I may or may not have become obsessed with a few older!eddie and older!steve x babysitter fics, and it inspired me to write this 🖤 didn’t intend for it to be quite so long but I couldn’t stop myself once I got going!

Warnings: age gap (reader is 20, Eddie & Steve are mid-late thirties), smut - oral m & f receiving, fingering, unprotected p in v, masturbation, mentions of smoking and mild alcohol use

A/N: This fic is my baby it’s honestly taken me forever so I hope u like it 🖤 this is a modern AU, lots of fluff, slow burn vibes, friends to lovers (more like employers to friends to lovers I guess?) feedback is very much appreciated! 16.5k

Find Part 2 here!

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The wrought iron gates tower above you, the metal twisted at the top in elegant spirals finished with sharp points. Behind them a long winding driveway leads to an impressive home, all ebony black wood and enormous shining windows.

Pressing the button on the intercom you wait anxiously until a voice cuts through the static.

“Hello?”

“Um hi. It’s Y/N.”

“Oh hi Y/N! Come on in.”

A loud buzz makes you jump, and slowly the gates begin to pull open. You climb back into your car, making your way up the drive. You park next to a very expensive looking BMW, cringing at the sight of your own vehicle besides it, marked with dents and scrapes, the bumper held on with duct tape.

Slinging your bag over your shoulder, you bend down to check your reflection in the wing mirror, smoothing your hair in place to make you look more presentable. You approach the front door, reaching for the bell but before you can ring it the door swings open, revealing your potential new employer.

thank you to the anon in my DMs , i needed this

Raise Hell (Nascar!Steve x fem!reader)

uses she/her pronouns and female anatomy.

raise hell, praise…harrington?

tongue tied (18+)

summary: steve’s always gotta show you your place, doesn’t he?

contains: SMUT. gender unspecified reader; reader with a vagina; terms like slut/whore; mean!steve!!!!!; rimming (steve receiving); humiliation kink; degradation kink; copious amounts of dirty talk; polaroids; fluff/aftercare; probably ooc steve

author’s note: please let this idea take off amen 🙏🏻

this fic is intended for mature audiences. minors, do not interact!

You should have known better. Really.

Steve’s changed so much, but so many things have stayed the same. His near constant need to be on top, in charge, is one of them. He wants control of almost every situation he’s in. So when you embarrass him at work? Yeah, you’re getting it.

You know as much as when he comes to your house later that afternoon, practically slamming the front door shut. You have to bite your cheek to stop from smiling - getting Steve worked up like this was so fun. “Hi, honey. Good day at work?”

love me tender |janitor!eddie x teacher!reader|

prompt: you and eddie's first time.

contains: soft, sweet, fluffy fluff with sweet precious smut about their first time together intimately. 18+ MINORS DNI oral fem rec, p in v sex

You never know if someone needs this. Reblog this, even if its not your ‘blog type’. Just do it.

Yes, please reblog

Do it. Now.

i sat here and thought about reblogging this or not but then i realized how many people feel suicidal, and i  have too its not dan and phil but i could honestly care less, bc i rather have someone not die then make sure i strictly stay to my ‘blog type’ 

Blog type doesn’t matter. Caring for people does.

This isn’t my blog type but *deep inhale* 

SAVING SUICIDAL LIVES IS BETTER THAN KEEPING IT TO MY BLOG THEME SO DEAR YA’LL WHO ARE SUICIDAL I’M HERE SIS/BRO/SIBLING!! STAY STRONG!!

Fine I promise.

Inspired by this post by @eddiemunsonwillbethedeathofme 😳

Warnings: smut minors dni, oral (m receiving), eddie in panties, teasing, dacryphilia, slightly mean!reader.

This practically wrote itself, I don't know what happened...but go check out M's art! She's amazingly talented.

It was an accident.

He swears it was.

And yet there he stands, at the foot of your bed. His body, in all its glory, fully exposed to you.

Fully exposed, that is, bar the soft cotton that's stretched tightly over his crotch, leaving next to nothing to the imagination. A small tuft of dark hair pokes out the waistband, a tiny white bow peeking out from beneath the curls.

what used to be mine |older!eddie|

prompt: gina finds out that you and eddie got married.

age gap relationship. everything is consensual. set a few years after initial series so reader is 29 and Eddie is 45.

gina is eddie’s ex. brielle is his daughter with gina.

read the more of the older!eddie series here!

contains: older!eddie, dilf!eddie, language, gina, jealousy

you make loving fun |older!eddie| part 9

prompt: after a long week, eddie is exhausted. you come over to help him unwind.

reader is 26 and Eddie is 42. age gap relationship, but everything is consensual.

Eddie edit by @eddiemunsons-missingnipple

contains: age gap, older!dilf!Eddie, angsty, mentions of trauma (relationship, parent), dad guilt, relationship guilt, Eddie is a little insecure and vulnerable in this, language, p in v sex at the end. minors dni

more older!eddie works here

𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐔𝐓