Hockey Mom

EVEN THE NBC ANNOUNCERS KNOW THAT CALL ON JAMIE IS BULL

we really just lost that game cause of the fucking refs

if Tampa win I hope they inscribe the names of every single ref and linesman onto that fucking cup

big same dallas stars social media. big same

Fun Flower Facts

This won’t be WW3. This won’t be WW1 or WW2. This won’t be an alliance of countries coming together, a war of drafts and rationing. There will be no Rosie the Riveter and no victory meats. No war bonds and no D Day. There is no holocaust to end and no ally country to liberate. 

This will be another Iraq and Afghanistan war. This will be another Gulf War. This will be American drones bombing the shit out of innocent civilians half a world away so often that it won’t even be reported on. This will be American snipers committing war crimes you won’t even hear about. This will military recruiters going to your high school, promising your friends free college that they could never afford otherwise, this will be your classmates dying in a desert on the other side of the world. This will towns bombed into rubble and another million Americans with PTSD to be abandoned by the VA. Hundreds of thousands of dead civilians and another 50,000 vets homeless on the streets when they get back. 

For what? For oil. For power. To make the American voter forget about Impeachment as the 2020 election cycle kicks in. 

Don’t let them do it. 

This is the way

white women: I am NOT a damsel in distress!! I am STRONG and INDEPENDENT!! I am capable of rational thought and understanding and of fortitude in the face of adversity and I expect you to treat me like it!!

a woc: okay btw you said something racist

white women: I am so…… small? and innocent? and precious? and I cannot believe that you are being so mean and nasty to me? who is going to rescue me from this angry bitch? :( I can’t possibly comprehend what she is saying to me

Also white women : I am my own person and I can think by myself! I’m a free and independant woman! I dont need no man!

Woc : Why did you vote for Trump/other sexist and racist republican?

White women : Omg how dare you?? Don’t you know that us white women are coerced and brainwashed by our fathers and husbands into voting republican? How sexist of you to dare criticize us when we have no intellectual agency!

wow ok my mom is ready to be the ceo of antifa

if you're american refrain from the wwiii jokes because you havent been and you wont be the ones bearing the brunt of the violence and have only benefited from America's imperial aggression. You look stupid

and, if you're a white american, don't resign yourself to nihilism and decide there's nothing you can do.

the number of hate crimes committed by racist, islamophobic, xenophobic bigots in the US goes up when the government and big media outlets push war propaganda against middle eastern countries.

do not abet bigotry by refusing to act when you see someone being harassed, attacked, or threatened.

im unironically very pro-divorce i think its a beautiful thing!

like……. having the freedom to legally sever all ties to someone with whomst you no longer have a relationship built on mutual love trust and respect? love that!!!

The legalization of no-fault divorce across the US directly correlated with a decline in women’s suicide and with domestic violence, divorce is rad

it doesnt make sense tho

navy blue was literally named for its use in the BRITISH ROYAL NAVY in the mid-1700’s

maroon is literally an evolution of french marron, meaning chestnut. its a brownish red. like a chestnut.

like, the kids making these memes need to take a fucking elective that isnt a sport. do teenage boys still think that “art is for fags” or something? learn colors, you sound stupid!!!!

This is like hilarious but also stop being pretentious, it’s a perfectly fair comparison to make. Navy blue = a darker and more desaturated blue and maroon = a darker and more desaturated red. The modifier “navy” is so disconnected enough from its roots that it makes sense for it to assume a new contextual meaning. Sure, the name comes from the British navy using it, but what we’re talking about is how it modifies a color.

i do not care how pretentious i sound, this joke is picking the lowest-hanging fruit ive ever seen. its LAZY.

it comes across as “haha look at this funny r/showerthoughts post i saw!!! so relatable, am i right fellow non-artists?”

its a low effort joke aimed at people who could not be paid to give a shit about trying any artistic medium, but lose their mind over a notebook sketch someone does in 15 minutes and scream “I WISH I COULD DRAW LIKE YOU” as if it doesnt take years of practice; like the artist was born with an “artistic gene” or some bullshit

all i ask is that people try just a little bit more to not sound dumb when theyre trying to be funny

This guy thinks it’s an insult to artists where as I’m pretty sure a sizable amount of the notes on this post  are artists saying ‘’YEAH THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE!! NAVY RED!!’’

if you don’t know the name origin of every single color ever then you aren’t an artist

and mustard is navy yellow

the navy trifecta: navy blue, maroon, and mustard. this leads into a gateway to a whole new color spectrum: the navy color wheel

i did the best I could

@homestuckpolice

Thank you, law abiding citizen!

We’ll apprehend the suspect

IM NOT GOIN BACK TO JAIL—

This post is a fucking trainwreck

there’s a moment in Pride and Prejudice (2005) where Darcy laughs and you can see that man has repressed every single emotion he’s felt in the past 7 years

the fact that, without much effort, I remembered exactly which scene this refers to, just proves it right

They tried it

Don’t think that my boy Andy doesn’t know that neither

he said i won’t get dragged on y’alls behalf

This is Adam Erickson, pastor at the Clackamas United Church of Christ in Milwaukee, Oregon!

Oh finally. A real Christian.

Now THIS man’s read the book

I don’t know who this bloke is, but I definitely think we should all start saying “thriving wage” until it becomes a thing

This makes me think of that line Hopper from A Bug’s Life and just the relationship shown between the grasshoppers and the ant colony: 

In case you can’t see the quote very well, “Those puny ants outnumber us a hundred to one. And if they ever figure that out, there goes our way of life. It’s not about food, it’s about keeping those ants in line.”

Are you telling me that when i watched bug’s life i was actually watching a proletariat revolution?