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lazy days of summer by EdwinaFran

my neighboors looking out the window and they see me in my apartment talking to myself like this

You fucking know what this is about

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the chocolates your total comes to onemilliononehundred HuUuh

yeaAah thats whatit saAays, that mustbe REALLYgood chocolate paperorplastic

uuweweuundeheuhme

the digimon movie is really good

this is the biggest plot twist of our generation

I thought there was no way he could come out of that looking like a winner and he proved me wrong so hard

christians: god is formless, god can come across as anyone or anything

person: god might be a woman

christians:

money dog is back….. reblog for even better luck than before

I’m making bread

bread boys

my sons!

THEY’RE DELICIOUS

frog bread was tagged explicit. reblog the forbidden frog bread for luck and power

grown ass men are out here not eating fruit or vegetables or washing their face and having a list of things women must do to be attractive to them and thus gain their respect like grow the fuck up and eat a carrot literally no woman needs you

Seemlessness

Y'all see this bad bitch energy???

when i’m home alone i’m either

my morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired i am